Serious Update on my Christmas plans

[tehgymcel420]

To those of you who keep up with my life, if you remember I was planning to dress up as Santa and deliver fesikh to all the children of the world for Christmas.

How I plan to spread cheer during Christmas

This Christmas I'm gonna dress up as Santa and deliver fesikh to all the children of the world. I'm not gonna let what happened during on Halloween discourage me. https://incels.is/threads/i-was-beaten-by-an-angry-mob-this-morning.425103/ Good children will get fesikh in their stockings, foids...

incels.is

I wasn't able to hire any help, I've been having to make the fesikh all on my own, I think I've nearly exhausted all the fish in the river near me. I have roughly 400 servings of fesikh (my room stinks), it's nowhere near enough for all the children of the world but I have to keep trying. Next I need to take care of transportation, I was thinking a wagon pulled by donkeys (Zabbaleen style), I need to figure out how I can afford donkeys as a NEET.

Anything else I need to consider?
@ilieknothing @Incelius Savage @Transcended Trucel @Copexodius Maximus @Robtical @Retardfuel

 

[pyroarty]

Are u sure it won't rot until u get to deliver it to the kids?

 

[tehgymcel420]

That's the point. JFL.

Sorry forgot to tag you

 

[unsettling]

what do you think the kids will do with their fesikh?

 

[pyroarty]

That's the point. JFL.

 

[RandomGuy]

Christmas Edition #1


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[Robtical]

Jfl. That would work in Egypt. And instead of reindeer you use donkeys pulling you zabaleen style, with a bunch of fesikh in your wagon. Egyptians don't have chimneys so how will it be delivered to them? I think you can go through the balcony.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Jfl. That would work in Egypt. And instead of reindeer you use donkeys pulling you zabaleen style, with a bunch of fesikh in your wagon. Egyptians don't have chimneys so how will it be delivered to them? I think you can go through the balcony.

I plan to spread knowledge of fesikh throughout the world.

 

[Robtical]

I plan to spread knowledge of fesikh throughout the world.

In america you can use the chimneys and in arab countries the balcony.

 

[tehgymcel420]

In america you can use the chimneys and in arab countries the balcony.

Will they leave cookies and milk for me?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

based as fuck. I hope you can turn feskih delivery into a profitable business

 

[Broly]

Will they leave cookies and milk for me?

They’ll leave you a kebab and water

 

[Robtical]

Will they leave cookies and milk for me?

They will leave falafil and humus for you.

 

[Emba]

I wish I got a plane for Christmas's!

 

[ilieknothing]

Have you managed to grow a beard for this special occasion?

 

[tehgymcel420]

Have you managed to grow a beard for this special occasion?

Ya, it's black though.

 

[tehgymcel420]

They’ll leave you a kebab and water

That would be preferable to cookies ngl.

 

[tehgymcel420]

It's the gift that keeps on stinking

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

To those of you who keep up with my life, if you remember I was planning to dress up as Santa and deliver fesikh to all the children of the world for Christmas.

How I plan to spread cheer during Christmas

This Christmas I'm gonna dress up as Santa and deliver fesikh to all the children of the world. I'm not gonna let what happened during on Halloween discourage me. https://incels.is/threads/i-was-beaten-by-an-angry-mob-this-morning.425103/ Good children will get fesikh in their stockings, foids...

incels.is

I wasn't able to hire any help, I've been having to make the fesikh all on my own, I think I've nearly exhausted all the fish in the river near me. I have roughly 400 servings of fesikh (my room stinks), it's nowhere near enough for all the children of the world but I have to keep trying. Next I need to take care of transportation, I was thinking a wagon pulled by donkeys (Zabbaleen style), I need to figure out how I can afford donkeys as a NEET.

Anything else I need to consider?
@ilieknothing @Incelius Savage @Transcended Trucel @Copexodius Maximus @Robtical @Retardfuel

Jfl. Well it’s probably snowed where you are, so maybe store the fish outside under snow. Free freezer storage. Maybe get a slow launching bazooka and shoot the fisk at random passer by’s on the street (especially foids) while driving the donkeys.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Jfl. Well it’s probably snowed where you are, so maybe store the fish outside under snow. Free freezer storage. Maybe get a slow launching bazooka and shoot the fisk at random passer by’s on the street (especially foids) while driving the donkeys.

Need some inventor-cel to help me design a fesikh throwing bazooka.

 

[Robtical]

Brutal fesikh dildo pill. No wonder why it smells that way.

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