Alt + f4
5'2 96 lbs Chinese goblin living in Germany
-
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2019
- Posts
- 242
Went to the emergencies last night.
After going inside the taxi I passed out and woke up on a hospital bed, naked, while some nurse was wiping the dried blood from my body.
Apparently my spleen got fucked up because of the alcohol.
I'm so glad I brought my phone with me otherwise I wouldn't have been able to realize MY SISTER HAS A FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANEL NOW.
AS IF THIS WASN?T ENOUGH. NOW SHE HAD TO GO AND START WHORING ON THE INTERNET, FUCK.
HOW DOES A VLOG THAT TALKS ABOUT COOKING SUDDENTLY STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT HER BOYFRIEND AND IS CURRENTLY DATING ANOTHER GUY FUCK
I SHOULD HAVE DIED WHY DID I WAKE UP
After going inside the taxi I passed out and woke up on a hospital bed, naked, while some nurse was wiping the dried blood from my body.
Apparently my spleen got fucked up because of the alcohol.
I'm so glad I brought my phone with me otherwise I wouldn't have been able to realize MY SISTER HAS A FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANEL NOW.
AS IF THIS WASN?T ENOUGH. NOW SHE HAD TO GO AND START WHORING ON THE INTERNET, FUCK.
HOW DOES A VLOG THAT TALKS ABOUT COOKING SUDDENTLY STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT HER BOYFRIEND AND IS CURRENTLY DATING ANOTHER GUY FUCK
I SHOULD HAVE DIED WHY DID I WAKE UP