Serious Unrelated but I’m pooping right now and I don’t have any tp

[BummerDrummerOG]

Guys I need help I’m pooping but I don’t have any toilet paper guys guys guys guys the other tp roll is up a flight of stairs guys if I go to it I’m gonna get poopy ass everywhere help

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

[Serious]
You should wash your ass somehow out

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

[Serious]
You should wash your ass somehow out

This is serious I’m deadass getting poopy ass

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Its over for toilet papercels

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Some people here have admitted to not wiping which I don't understand. They claim to "use water" but idk what that even means.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Use your left hand

 

[Saber]

Idk hold ur hands so u dont drop it and get that tp or wash ur ass

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Ok guys this is where I’m at right now what do I do

 

[FukFeminism]

Use your left hand

Most the Middle East still does anyway

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

@RemoveNormalfags I’m gonna probs wipe with my hand then wash tbh

 

[Emba]

Can't spare a square.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

Smh pooping without a spare roll, low iq, this is why you inkwell

 

[Yerberito]

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Use ur hand and then lick it

 

[TheSecondComing]

always check before you go, otherwise clench your cheeks and run for it

 

[Sans]

Use your left hand

 

[grondilu]

Strip the toilet paper rolls. That's what I do in these situations.

 

[Animecel2D]

Avi checks out

 

[Hate_my_life]

Bathroom mogs me to oblivion.

 

[happiless]

Spoiler: accept the poo

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Update?

 

[Joelossus]

Here bro, just take mine.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Update?

I used the cardboard from pic I posted. Thank you guys for being so helpful

 

[Deleted member 1351]

Spoiler: accept the poo

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[LostInTheStatic]

Use a sock.

 

[ihaveno1]

View attachment 185649Ok guys this is where I’m at right now what do I do

Just wipe with the cardboard rolls on the ground, also nice looking bathroom, mogs mine hard

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

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I didn't want to be the one to say it. Thank you for saying it for me.

 

[wasted12years]

Just take a shower instead and use alot of soap.

 

[FinnCel]

I prefer water over toilet paper

 

[BP_Renegade]

Cut the cardboard tubes so they are flat, and use them to wipe.

 

[FinnCel]

Just poop, bro

 

[Deleted member 21230]

Jfl @nobidetcels

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Just wash your ass, bro

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Cut the cardboard tubes so they are flat, and use them to wipe.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Absolute suifuel. This happened to me once in a toilet in a mall. There are no words to capture the bottomless pit of anguish I felt upon reaching for the toilet paper to discover it was AWOL.

Thankfully, I had a newspaper on me at the time, and it was duly sacrificed. A distinctly sub-par substitute, but emergencies call for drastic measures.