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LifeFuel Unethical life hacks for incels [DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME]

Sanega Salt Nigga

Sanega Salt Nigga

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• Since singles have to pay more tax than married sex havers if you want to pay less tax marry a body pillow to save le moneys.

• To make ascension easier, dye your hair a different color and grow facial hair and try doing it with a drunk foid then change back to normal afterwards.

• If you want to take creepshots at the gym pretend to take a selfie or a video recording of yourself then point it where you need to so if you get caught you can just say you were taking a selfie.

• If you need a side hustle then run a corny NoFap tiktok acc then pretend to be on a 2+ year nofap streak as nobody can prove you are lying.
 
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no "life hacks" :soy: for your face
 

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