LifeFuel Get anything for free by super gluing it to your balls

[FastBlast]

I just discovered a high iq method to get anything for free. All you need is a pair of balls (your own) and some super glue. First go to a store and look for an item that you want to take. Then you pull out the super glue, apply a generous amount to the item, then pull down your pants. Stick it on your balls and hold it for 20-30 seconds to allow the super glue to cure. Once it's glued on you just walk out of the store with your free product

100% legal and legit. This trick exploits an old law that was passed in 1983. It grants legal ownership of any item that is glued to one's testicles. I tried it at a local Apple store and guess who just scored a free ipad pro

If the employees try to stop you from walking out with the item glued to your balls you have the right to sue them for thousands of dollars

 

[Awake]

someone will belive this shit

 

[andrej]

Now go glue your balls to a foid to claim ownership over her

 

[yeetbender_]

someone will belive this

 

[yeetbender_]

Now go glue your balls to a foid to claim ownership over her.

 

[FastBlast]

Now go glue your balls to a foid to claim ownership over her

Damn it high iq idea why didn't I think of it first

 

[PlummetedSoulofInk]

I don't know about this one FastBlast, creative strategy but inconvenient.

 

[UndeadDeadMan]

 

[FastBlast]

 

[RealSchizo]

someone will belive this shit

 

[Grodd]

Eh seems like pulling it from your balls will hurt

 

[FastBlast]

Eh seems like pulling it from your balls will hurt

You know what they say. No pain no gain

 

[Emba]

someone will belive this shit

This is how I got my Lamborghini!

 

[Bongcel357]

What if your balls fall off when you remove the item

 

[nihilum]

Now go glue your balls to a foid to claim ownership over her

 

[Clit CFO]

that's literally just how I get away with the five finger discount, no glue though.

 

[hghcel]

If u think about it if the company wants to take it back they’ll have to pay for your medical expenses so they’ll most likely let u keep it.

 

[FastBlast]

If u think about it if the company wants to take it back they’ll have to pay for your medical expenses so they’ll most likely let u keep it.

Exactly, plus who wants something that touched some dude's balls? Would you buy an ipad that made contact with my balls?

 

[introvertloner]

Can I wrap it if I am hairy?

 

[TooSomething]

What country / state does it work it? xD

 

[FastBlast]

Can I wrap it if I am hairy?

Just shave your balls saar

 

[FastBlast]

What country / state does it work it? xD

Louisiana USA

 

[NIGGA BANBAN]

1:strap something heavy to your balls
2: now all foids think you're packing

Free girthmaxxing

 

[TooSomething]

Louisiana USA

Sucks for me. Better luck next time when I am being reborn.