NSFW Unboxing my new sex doll since my other one smells like shit

[Dollfucker]

I was gonna say butt toy but everyone thinks its shoving something up my ass so I just called it a sex doll even tho its just a butt toy anyways heres the unboxing:

You can tell by my voice I was exicted for this but after I fucked it, I can say they lied to me to feels the same as the other one but now im gonna put the old one in here

What should I do with it guys do I return it and say look what you sold me jfl or maybe give it to some homeless nigga or throw it in a lake the possibilities are endless

 

[Grodd]

What should I do with it guys do I return it and say look what you sold me jfl or maybe give it to some homeless nigga or throw it in a lake the possibilities are endless

Leave it on someones doorstep

 

[ESL]

Leave it on someones doorstep

, LMAOOOOOOOO

 

[zd60]

Wonderful! give it to a homeless guy

 

[Grodd]

3:40 .is on the Tv

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Leave it on someones doorstep

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Based.

 

[SCAT PACK]

Great unboxing

 

[Icarus]

Leave it on someones doorstep

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

sex haver 0 inhib chad mogging me

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

strong I'M NOT A CUCK energy

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Leave it on someones doorstep

 

[blackpillednigga]

ah dollfucker, the gift that keeps coming

 

[nakolas]

Thanks for the entertainment

 

[Violet loner]

I was gonna say butt toy but everyone thinks its shoving something up my ass so I just called it a sex doll even tho its just a butt toy anyways heres the unboxing:


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You can tell by my voice I was exicted for this but after I fucked it, I can say they lied to me to feels the same as the other one but now im gonna put the old one in here
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What should I do with it guys do I return it and say look what you sold me jfl or maybe give it to some homeless nigga or throw it in a lake the possibilities are endless

What your mom thinks about your new sex toy?

 

[Nimbus]

Leave it on someones doorstep

The police will probably identify him with all that butt hair and semen.

 

[Shark]

Leave it on someones doorstep

 

[Grodd]

The police will probably identify him with all that butt hair and semen.

That isn't how dna testing works they couldn't find him if he isn't if any database

 

[Nimbus]

That isn't how dna testing works they couldn't find him if he isn't if any database

Well, we have no information as to whether @Dollfucker has ever been arrested for anything.

And DNA can always be compared to genealogical databases to trace back through his family tree.

 

[Grodd]

Well, we have no information as to whether @Dollfucker has ever been arrested for anything.

And DNA can always be compared to genealogical databases to trace back through his family tree.

They wouldn't go through so much effort for something as minor as putting a sex doll on a doorstep

 

[weaselbomber]

Leave it on someones doorstep

 

[Roastie Crusher]

block time

 

[Dollfucker]

Well, we have no information as to whether @Dollfucker has ever been arrested for anything.

And DNA can always be compared to genealogical databases to trace back through his family tree.

I been on probation for gropemaxxing backin highschool but never arrested

What your mom thinks about your new sex toy?

shes happy im getting a new one since my old one stunk up the room

strong I'M NOT A CUCK energy

fr fucking some tpe is less cucked then jacking off to porn where chad gets to fuck the girl and your just sitting behind the screen jacking it fuck that

Leave it on someones doorstep

thats an amazing idea but I would probably get in trouble police ruin everything fun

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

Why do you keep buying sex toys are you financially illiterate

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

Wonderful! give it to a homeless guy

The Mr. Beast of Incel.Is

 

[zd60]

The Mr. Beast of Incel.Is

 

[onyxorion]

Leave it on someones doorstep

On a married couples doorstep rather

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

On a married couples doorstep rather

The guy would instantly divorce his wife after he realizes he can get the exact same sexual experience without all the drama and without any cheating.
Also the whole would be way less used then the average genZ thot

 

[Fatbaldingcel]

The Mr. Beast of Incel.Is

 

[TheCatMan]

Lmao either return it, leave it on someone's doorstep, or give it to someone as a gift and get their reaction when they unwrap it.

 

[TheCatMan]

Or give it to a homeless guy but get his reaction on camera.

 

[TheCatMan]

How about take it to work and just leave it somewhere and wait for someone to find it LMAO. The possibilities are endless.

 

[rapetorturekill]

This is pure cinema

 

[Rick prime]

Excess male

 

[Rick prime]

The Mr. Beast of Incel.Is

 

[Rick prime]

They wouldn't go through so much effort for something as minor as putting a sex doll on a doorstep

If the woman is offended then maybe.

Because Yknow gynocentric society

 

[Squidward Tentacles]

I was gonna say butt toy but everyone thinks its shoving something up my ass so I just called it a sex doll even tho its just a butt toy anyways heres the unboxing:


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You can tell by my voice I was exicted for this but after I fucked it, I can say they lied to me to feels the same as the other one but now im gonna put the old one in here
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What should I do with it guys do I return it and say look what you sold me jfl or maybe give it to some homeless nigga or throw it in a lake the possibilities are endless

Toss it in a garbage lol recycle it

 

[Squidward Tentacles]

I was gonna say butt toy but everyone thinks its shoving something up my ass so I just called it a sex doll even tho its just a butt toy anyways heres the unboxing:


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You can tell by my voice I was exicted for this but after I fucked it, I can say they lied to me to feels the same as the other one but now im gonna put the old one in here
View attachment 1530052
What should I do with it guys do I return it and say look what you sold me jfl or maybe give it to some homeless nigga or throw it in a lake the possibilities are endless

Waste of money you can hire escorts for the cost of these

 

[Dollfucker]

Waste of money you can hire escorts for the cost of these

Escortmaxxing
sucks I'm gonna make a thread on this actually

 

[Deleted member 8078]

The fuck did you do to that doll bro

 

[Lonelyus]

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What should I do with it guys do I return it and say look what you sold me jfl or maybe give it to some homeless nigga or throw it in a lake the possibilities are endless

Place it infront of a mosque with bacon inside its vagina and asshole

 

[Dollfucker]

The fuck did you do to that doll bro

stabbed it with a knife but I got pissed off it smelled like shit

 

[ogercel]

Why does it have long pussy lips?

 

[razielkillerofgods]

How the fuck did you get hair on it lmao. Can't you clean it with a warm wet towel or something?

 

[coping_manlet]

That old one looks disgusting it looks like you came on it then rolled in dog shit and then rolled it across a dirty garage floor

 

[lifeisfucked215]

I should buy one of these death grip is killing my dick