NSFW My many fleshlihgts.

[andrewphillips25082]

A couple of weeks ago, I bought my first flesh light, it was double ended/
One side was a Butt, the other was a pussy.
It worked for a while but started to get boring.
It was a cheap one because I'm not spending hundreds of pounds on a fucking flesh light.
It got the job done though.
What I really wanted was a mouth one.

I bought another but kept my first.
Wanking to Emily Atack and Holly Willoughby.
Life is Good.

 

[nihilum]

start escortmaxxing

 

[andrewphillips25082]

start escortmaxxing

I prefer my flesh lights.

 

[nihilum]

I prefer my flesh lights.

how old are you saar

 

[nihilum]

I prefer my flesh lights.

have you ever had sex?

 

[andrewphillips25082]

have you ever had sex?

No.

 

[andrewphillips25082]

how old are you saar

23 going on 24.

 

[nihilum]

No.

how old are you?

 

[nihilum]

23 going on 24.

I am 24 going on 25

 

[andrewphillips25082]

have you ever had sex?

Have you had the pleasure of owning a flesh light?

 

[nihilum]

Have you had the pleasure of owning a flesh light?

no

i prefer escortmaxxing

 

[andrewphillips25082]

how old are you?

I'll be 24 in August.

 

[nihilum]

I'll be 24 in August.

consider escortmaxxing

 

[nihilum]

I'll be 24 in August.

I lost my virginity to a prostitute.

 

[andrewphillips25082]

I lost my virginity to a prostitute.

How was it?

 

[nihilum]

I like the Idea of an Escort, but Flesh lights are cheaper.

escortmaxxing is the only way to lose your virginity

 

[nihilum]

How was it?

escortmaxxing in greek brothels

 

[andrewphillips25082]

escortmaxxing is the only way to lose your virginity

I'm come to terms that I'm never getting laid.

 

[nihilum]

I like the Idea of an Escort, but Flesh lights are cheaper.

flesh light is masturbation

 

[nihilum]

I'm come to terms that I'm never getting laid.

can you pay for it

 

[andrewphillips25082]

flesh light is masturbation

Don't care.

 

[andrewphillips25082]

can you pay for it

I can, but I choose not to.

 

[nihilum]

I can, but I choose not to.

why though

 

[andrewphillips25082]

why though

Because she would be ran through.

 

[nihilum]

Because she would be ran through.

use condom

condom = safe sex

 

[andrewphillips25082]

use condom

condom = safe sex

I'll see.