why does nobody prepare you for this? as of this friday, i will have officially revolved around the sun 20 times. and while i wanna feel happy about it, i just can’t. my parents are going on a trip without me, i have literally no friends to celebrate with, i’m too broke to go party or at least buy myself the birthday gift i want, too ugly to go clubbing, and i’m too young to get shitfaced in public. i don’t wanna get cross faded alone in my house for my birthday, but what is a man to do? it’s times like this where being a chad would come in handy, you know?
