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Discussion Should I stay in the Army for 20 years, or get out after 4 and use the benefits?

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I’m going to be 21 in a few days, so I don’t mind committing 20 years to the Army. I may start a family and marry a woman in my 40s. I plan to live past 90, so I see this as a strong plan. I will be 41 when I retire, and I won’t find this kind of opportunity in most other jobs.

My 20's so far have been brutal but i want to invest them in the army.
 
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i'd leave after 4 and get the benefits, but i also wouldn't join in the first place
 
What are the benefits?
 
I may start a family and marry a woman in my 40s.
How are you going to do that if you're an incel? There is no MAY for an incel unless he is a fakecel after all.
 
What are the benefits?
4 years in the Army gives you:


  • steady paycheck
  • free healthcare
  • housing or housing money
  • GI Bill for college
  • veteran status
  • VA home loan.
 
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How are you going to do that if you're an incel? There is no MAY for an incel unless he is a fakecel after all.
If i was an fakecel, I'd marry an foid before i was 40.
 
I’m going to be 21 in a few days, so I don’t mind committing 20 years to the Army. I may start a family and marry a woman in my 40s. I plan to live past 90, so I see this as a strong plan. I will be 41 when I retire, and I won’t find this kind of opportunity in most other jobs.

My 20's so far have been brutal but i want to invest them in the army.
You can also attend college while in service and use tuition assistance and save the GI bill if u want to pursue postgraduate
 
Yeah, whatever you say.
 
can they give you real world trade skills?
 
4 years in the Army gives you:


  • steady paycheck
  • free healthcare
  • housing or housing money
  • GI Bill for college
  • veteran status
  • VA home loan.
Good deal
 
naw man do it for discipline
 
I’m going to be 21 in a few days, so I don’t mind committing 20 years to the Army. I may start a family and marry a woman in my 40s. I plan to live past 90, so I see this as a strong plan. I will be 41 when I retire, and I won’t find this kind of opportunity in most other jobs.

My 20's so far have been brutal but i want to invest them in the army.

Committing 20 years to the army in the current environment where we are about to start a brand new multipolar warring world seems like a safe bet that you won't live past 90, until you are the fucking Rambo or do everything you can to never see the frontlines.

What would be your plan to avoid being killed?
 
can they give you real world trade skills?
Yes, the Army, depending on the MOS you choose, can you teach you vehicle maintenance, carpentry, plumbing, electrical maintenance and so on.
 
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Most people in the US military don’t have combat roles.

Ok, but OP must be fully aware that he needs to get one of those roles.
A person who goes in the army without any previous qualification probably doesn't get one of those roles just like that, he'd have to be really useful from the get go to get one.

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Ok, but OP must be fully aware that he needs to get one of those roles.
A person who goes in the army without any previous qualification probably doesn't get one of those roles just like that, he'd have to be really useful to get one.
You don’t much about the US military then.

Becoming a part of the Infantry requires an above average ASVAB score (87 as opposed to 31, the Army’s minimum score to join).

You have to understand that combat roles in US Army and Military as a whole have very high standards by global standards and have a doctrine that emphasizes professionalism and eliteness. The US Army isn't a third world banana republic's army that relies on masses of conscripts kept in line with whips.
 
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Becoming a part of the Infantry requires an above average ASVAB score (87 as opposed to 31, the Army’s minimum score to join).

Ok, I guess then OP should have it easy to get a non-combat role (which I assume are the ones they give to guys with minimum score) and get his 20 years of service.
 
4 years in the Army gives you:


  • steady paycheck
  • free healthcare
  • housing or housing money
  • GI Bill for college
  • veteran status
  • VA home loan.
Free coffin flag
 
Neither, look at how many bullshit wars that the US has been involved in. I don't understand why anyone would want to join now.
 
Через несколько дней мне исполнится 21 год, так что я не против посвятить 20 лет службе в армии. Возможно, я создам семью и женюсь на женщине за сорок. Я планирую дожить до 90 лет и больше, так что считаю это хорошим планом. Мне будет 41 год, когда я выйду на пенсию, и я не найду подобных возможностей на большинстве других работ.

Мои двадцатые годы пока что выдались очень тяжелыми, но я хочу посвятить их службе в армии.
Зачем тратить свою жизнь на служение государству, для которого ты всего лишь пушечное мясо?
 
Neither, look at how many bullshit wars that the US has been involved in. I don't understand why anyone would want to join now.

That depends bro.

I'm talking about honest Incels here, if you legit Incel and not someone LARPing (which many are) then the army (in the US, RUS or UKR) is actually a good choice.

But it depends how pragmatic you are and your expectations for life and your ability to foresee.

At 19 I already figured my life would lead exactly nowhere, but my state didn't need soldiers back then, and our soldiers are useless as at most you gonna end being some useless blue helmet.

But the US, RUS and URK army actually go to war, the US every four years or so in some shitty third world shithole, you will meet guys there, have some friends, travel from time to time, and even manage to score a superficial GF because some women are stupid to the point of just wanting a man who enlisted.

I'm not saying you should die for the Jews, I'm saying do it for yourself, it gives you discipline that real world does not, you will have to make your bed, wake up early and keep yourself in good shape.

Is worth if you do not have purpose in life as of now.
 
What other options you have?
Which branch are you planning to join?

Keep in mind once sworn there's no way back. You can be conscripted in case of shtf.

Most army skills are not transferable to civilian life. But it depends on your position.
Perks increase overtime. Expect raises just because years served. Early retirement is a thing only if you retire from army.

I would join for a minimal amount and see if it's for you. 4 years is either too much or too little.
 
But the US, RUS and URK army actually go to war, the US every four years or so in some shitty third world shithole, you will meet guys there, have some friends, travel from time to time, and even manage to score a superficial GF because some women are stupid to the point of just wanting a man who enlisted.

I'm not saying you should die for the Jews, I'm saying do it for yourself, it gives you discipline that real world does not, you will have to make your bed, wake up early and keep yourself in good shape.

Is worth if you do not have purpose in life as of now.
You fell for all of the brain washing. You're repeating all of the same shit that the army advertise. If you want to go and risk your life in some pointless war to gain muh discipline and make muh friends, I'm not stopping you. You'd be better off joining a sports club if you want to experience camaraderie without having to die on a battle field for it.

You should go and watch some Russia and Ukraine drone footage, it will crush the cope for you.
 
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The army will let me fuck foids in the army and overseas hopefully.
Lol, is this nigga serious?

This will NOT happen, only SFC+ gets the PFC pussy, not you nigga!
 
You fell for all of the brain washing. You're repeating all of the same shit that the army advertise. If you want to go and risk your life in some pointless war to gain muh discipline and make muh friends, I'm not stopping you. You'd be better off joining a sports club if you want to experience camaraderie without having to die on a battle field for it.
In the army you either have a 50/50 chance of your platoon dispising you, or absolutely loving you.
 
In the army you either have a 50/50 chance of your platoon dispising you, or absolutely loving you.
A lot of people on this forum are loners in civilian life, I have no idea why they think that the army is going to be any different :feelskek:
 
A lot of people on this forum are loners in civilian life, I have no idea why they think that the army is going to be any different :feelskek:
Really depends the type of individual you are, before I joined I was a loner, now I do talk to people sometimes after work hours, but really the military will make you enjoy being alone, I have yet to even talk to a woman outside of work, hell even my sargent keeps asking me when will I get a girlfriend

Your life will stay more or less the same, perhaps even worse
 
You fell for all of the brain washing. You're repeating all of the same shit that the army advertise. If you want to go and risk your life in some pointless war to gain muh discipline and make muh friends, I'm not stopping you. You'd be better off joining a sports club if you want to experience camaraderie without having to die on a battle field for it.

You should go and watch some Russia and Ukraine drone footage, it will crush the cope for you.

I already saw what drones do to some shabbos goy my dude.

You don't need to tell me that, I'm just saying that playing chess or sports club is not what some men are looking for, is not about throwing away your life, is because you already don't have a life.

If you are an Incel how you die it does not matter, you lost your purpose already, might as well enjoy it the way you can.

Also, you should think in Minecraft terms, when you travel to another country for free, you will have opportunities to do things there that in a 'real scenario' you could not.

Say you are in some village in russia as a soldier and there are hostages there, you and your buddies want to have fun in a Minecraft-esque style, get my point?

Men like violence and dominance (in GTA), this is the closest a Incel can get to it.
 
I already saw what drones do to some shabbos goy my dude.

You don't need to tell me that, I'm just saying that playing chess or sports club is not what some men are looking for, is not about throwing away your life, is because you already don't have a life.

If you are an Incel how you die it does not matter, you lost your purpose already, might as well enjoy it the way you can.

Also, you should think in Minecraft terms, when you travel to another country for free, you will have opportunities to do things there that in a 'real scenario' you could not.

Say you are in some village in russia as a soldier and there are hostages there, you and your buddies want to have fun in a Minecraft-esque style, get my point?

Men like violence and dominance (in GTA), this is the closest a Incel can get to it.
Sounds degenerate. I'm past my edgelord phase by now but a few years ago I'd probably agree with you :feelskek:
 
Sounds degenerate. I'm past my edgelord phase by now but a few years ago I'd probably agree with you :feelskek:

I'm a Wizard not 20 like most here.

You are mistaking edgyness with nihilism, if you still have hope or care about life in general (sounds like you do) then you value your life to the point of 'not throwing it away'.
 

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