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Turn based Jrpgs are shit

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Got your attention with the title so my point is that i can't enjoy turn based jrpgs that have dreadful 4 glued characters (niggers) in a row that just attacks only when commanded. They can't move, enemies are the same, you can't go hide behind your tank/dps dealer, you can't manipulate enemy placement you can't do anything but to deal dmg, heal or buff character. It's peak laziness of a game design.

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Just look at that list all of those games also are full of anime tropes, writing is just mediocre (about killing the God/Alien/Dragon/Corporation that wants to destroy everything or power of friendship most of the time), antagonists are caricatures, fights are all about spamming same attack against weakness till enemy dies, difficult spikes are around bosses that always have overinflated HP with some aoe bullshit attack to cockblock you so you will go back to grind for hours. What a waste of time if there is an option i always picked easy mode to just get over those awful mandatory fights, at this point they should just make a movie, Nips have morbid awful taste.. Do i even need to write about how dogshit and unfaithful are localizations of those games, even ones i liked.

I have never finished any of the Personas/SMTs, Pokemons, any of the Final Fantasy games (except FF7 Demake part 1 and Dirge of Cerberus, i wanted to finish FF Stranger of Paradise but pc port is so dogshit that i dropped it halfway in), Dragon quests, Chrono Trigger. All have a lot in common - their combat sucks, it got dumbed down so much that it's unplayable for anyone with a brain.
 
They're among my favourite genres of games tbh
 
They're among my favourite genres of games tbh
If they won't have character movement around the board like chess pieces then i won't have any fun with them and sadly it's practically 90% of the "classics" have glued niggers that can't move at all :reeeeee:

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That's my reaction to yet another 4 niggers in a row turn based rpgs.
 
They are great, even if the combat is not good on some. Lad infinite wealth is great and fun on that regard and everythig else, while persona series is more fun for the vibes and characters than the combat iself (which is subpar, like on persona 4, so put on easy and enjoy the setting, music, vibes and characters, which are 10/10). Atlus make very pleasant games

Stranger of paradise is nioh-like, not turn based so you might enjoy
 
Ultra uber-based. Agreed, 100%.

I don’t have a problem with JRPGs themselves (examples: I loved every last bit of Final Fantasy VII Remake and NieR: Automata), I just can’t stand Japanese turn based combat systems. It’s not ADHD, it’s not the lack of patience, it’s just that, they’re not fun? At all?

I don’t find it stimulating. It’s not challenging. It’s not creative. It’s not smart. It’s deliberately grindy. Random encounters are complete autism. It’s fucking tedious and stupid and it was designed for Japanese kids to learn how to read.

The only reason why I somewhat enjoy some traditional JRPGs (Chrono Trigger, FF7) is solely because their stories have soul, and the music is good.
 
Grindy JRPGs became more tolerable when I can speed them up 10x.
 
i just like to collect monsters, can only play monster tamer jrpgs
 
attack/defend/item/run away
Here, i've basically described the gameplay of 99% of them.
 
Got your attention with the title so my point is that i can't enjoy turn based jrpgs that have dreadful 4 glued characters (niggers) in a row that just attacks only when commanded. They can't move, enemies are the same, you can't go hide behind your tank/dps dealer, you can't manipulate enemy placement you can't do anything but to deal dmg, heal or buff character. It's peak laziness of a game design.

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Just look at that list all of those games also are full of anime tropes, writing is just mediocre (about killing the God/Alien/Dragon/Corporation that wants to destroy everything or power of friendship most of the time), antagonists are caricatures, fights are all about spamming same attack against weakness till enemy dies, difficult spikes are around bosses that always have overinflated HP with some aoe bullshit attack to cockblock you so you will go back to grind for hours. What a waste of time if there is an option i always picked easy mode to just get over those awful mandatory fights, at this point they should just make a movie, Nips have morbid awful taste.. Do i even need to write about how dogshit and unfaithful are localizations of those games, even ones i liked.

I have never finished any of the Personas/SMTs, Pokemons, any of the Final Fantasy games (except FF7 Demake part 1 and Dirge of Cerberus, i wanted to finish FF Stranger of Paradise but pc port is so dogshit that i dropped it halfway in), Dragon quests, Chrono Trigger. All have a lot in common - their combat sucks, it got dumbed down so much that it's unplayable for anyone with a brain.
have you tried mario and lugi super star saga that is a amazing turn based rpg with action since game expects you to hit the dodge button carefully and since you have a 3ds emulator try to set up and play mario and luigi dream team the game hands hold you on how to solve problems but the combat is hard and if you die game gives player to slecet a easy mode so if you want diffculty and action play mario and lugi dream
 
jrpg are fun it looks like those type of games are not for you
 

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