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Truecels (20+): will you ascend or not? Generate random number (see my comment) to find out!

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One person did not seem to get this is a joke and satire. I'm just trying to show that you very likely won't get the right number. This at least applies to me, I won't get a girlfriend, 0.01% chance I will in the next 4 years.

https://www.random.org/

1. guess a number between 1 and "any number (like either 100 or 100,000) depending on high you estimate your chances". So 1-100 would have higher chances than say 1-10,000. Do not generate number yet
2. If you’ve got it comment it here. Don’t tap reply yet
3. Click the link above, set the number generator between 1 and 10,000. Then click ‘generate’
4. Did the random number generator pick your number? Write that number down too

(If no: you won’t ascend in the next years)
 
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Oh shit I was actually like 7 apart. I'm guessing there's at least gonna be some smooching? :feelshehe:
 
Number I thought of: 6835
Number I got: 9084

I won’t ascend. Chance was 99.99% that I won’t, 0.01% that I will. About right
 
Oh shit I was actually like 7 apart. I'm guessing there's at least gonna be some smooching? :feelshehe:
Sorry brocel. Smooching maybe, with a 5 out of 10, or below. Deal?

A pilot once missed the runway by 7 meters, the plane crashed, and nobody except the pilot survived.
 
Thot: 1873
Got: 7049
 
https://www.random.org/

1. guess a number between 1 and 10,000 in your head. Do not generate number yet
2. If you’ve got it comment it here. Don’t tap reply yet
3. Click the link above, set the number generator between 1 and 10,000. Then click ‘generate’
4. Did the random number generator pick your number? Write that number down too

(If no: you won’t ascend in the next years)

This sounds like toilets believing in astrology.

Do you want to attract femcels? This is how you get femcels.
 
This sounds like toilets believing in astrology.

Do you want to attract femcels? This is how you get femcels.
LOL, it's a joke.

To show how much of a chance we have...
 
This sounds like toilets believing in astrology.

Do you want to attract femcels? This is how you get femcels.
It's basically a game to show you our chances. Of course I don't believe in this or in astrology or some bs
 
I set it between 1 and 1000 now, guessed 73, got 73. I guess I will ascend in the next 4 years brocels.
 
6496, and I got 8043.
 
My lucky numbers are 4 and 16. Generating between 1 and 100.

Got a 13. Not far off, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
 
My lucky numbers are 4 and 16. Generating between 1 and 100.

Got a 13. Not far off, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
I never get any right when generating. Set it between 1 and 1000, guessed 73 JFL. Result: 73 :feelsjuice:
But it doesn't count bc my chances are 1 in 100,000
 

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