Blackpill Truecel trait: your phone's screen isn't cracked

[sneed (not chuck)]

Normies go everywhere with their phones. They get excited and drop their phones. They get drunk and drop their phones. Thus many normies have phones with cracked or chipped screens. The incel does not even need a screen guard or a skin for their phone. Their phone could be 5 years old and it will look like it is straight out of the box because the incel has nowhere to go and no reason for their phone to ever get damaged.

 

[LesscoBlob]

Normies go everywhere with their phones. They get excited and drop their phones. They get drunk and drop their phones. Thus many normies have phones with cracked or chipped screens. The incel does not even need a screen guard or a skin for their phone. Their phone could be 5 years old and it will look like it is straight out of the box because the incel has nowhere to go and no reason for their phone to ever get damaged.

My phone isn't cracked. Where's my girlfriend?

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Mine's used as more of a portable media player, only Mum texts me occasionally, it's a ghost town. Even the extended family whatsapp group is dead like they made a new one without me. I'm on the cheapest pay as you go package and even that feels like too much.

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

my phone is cracked cos it was in my coat pocket and i dumped my coat on the floor, and walked over it hard and the pressure of my heel cracked the phone.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I never cracked any phone screen

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Mine's used as more of a portable media player, only Mum texts me occasionally, it's a ghost town. Even the extended family whatsapp group is dead like they made a new one without me. I'm on the cheapest pay as you go package and even that feels like too much.

my phone is for browsing internet in bed and on toilet

 

[NorwoodVictim]

I never cracked any phone screen

 

[Nemesis]

I have only few small air bubbles (around 2mm each) under my protective foil

 

[somniferum]

my shit is so busted

tbh its more of being careful trait

 

[deleted fren]

We're just more intelligent than normies and don't drop or break things as easy b

 

[twascilk99]

Normies go everywhere with their phones. They get excited and drop their phones. They get drunk and drop their phones. Thus many normies have phones with cracked or chipped screens. The incel does not even need a screen guard or a skin for their phone. Their phone could be 5 years old and it will look like it is straight out of the box because the incel has nowhere to go and no reason for their phone to ever get damaged.

high iq take,

my phone is 5 years old and it looks like i got it yesterday

 

[Одинокий]

Usually, if you see a woman's phone with a broken screen, it means that she once saw a chad and dropped the phone from her hands with delight.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

in bed and on toilet

 

[OGcel]

brootal

 

[Antifem Lord]

Usually, if you see a woman's phone with a broken screen, it means that she once saw a chad and dropped the phone from her hands with delight.

 

[Mnnn]

my phone is for browsing internet in bed and on toilet

So you use the phone everytime you are taking a dump?

 

[depressedblackcel]

0 cracks, not even a scratch.

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

So you use the phone everytime you are taking a dump?

Not everytime but I like to have it on me when I'm pooping.

 

[GrodanBoll]

tbf this is one of the few phones that I have owned that is yet to crack, every single other has been cracked because im an idiot who's got slippery fingers

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

My tablet's screen is cracked because my cousin stepped on it. My phone is completely fine.

 

[FinnCel]

I have an old phone + drunkmaxx

 

[RottingThroat]

My phone isn't cracked. Where's my girlfriend?

LowIQ, the post is saying if your phone isn't cracked then you are boring fuck with no life and no gf.

 

[Khanivore]

Usually, if you see a woman's phone with a broken screen, it means that she once saw a chad and dropped the phone from her hands with delight.

Hahahahahaha what a idiocy

 

[LesscoBlob]

LowIQ, the post is saying if your phone isn't cracked then you are boring fuck with no life and no gf.

>joined in 2018
>still a Greycel
I'm not taking that seriously.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Just replaced my phone very recently after accidentally dropping it off a high shelf and completely fucking it up.

Other than that, all of my electronics are in great shape and always have been.

 

[RottingThroat]

>joined in 2018
>still a Greycel
I'm not taking that seriously.

At least I'm not a newfag, like some 2022 tiktokcel who is craving attention by spamming everywhere.
Use your logic, read the first post before mindlessly posting the opposite.

 

[LesscoBlob]

At least I'm not a newfag, like some 2022 tiktokcel who is craving attention by spamming everywhere.
Use your logic, read the first post before mindlessly posting the opposite.

 

[RottingThroat]

My mom would instantly reject you, she would not even look at some desperate fuck like you.

 

[Eremite]

When I was still in school, only females really had cracked screens. Always thought they did it for aesthetic like ripped jeans

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Normies go everywhere with their phones. They get excited and drop their phones. They get drunk and drop their phones. Thus many normies have phones with cracked or chipped screens. The incel does not even need a screen guard or a skin for their phone. Their phone could be 5 years old and it will look like it is straight out of the box because the incel has nowhere to go and no reason for their phone to ever get damaged.

My phone is cracked because im retarded

 

[Mango]

I have a habit of breaking shit due to low IQ and clumsiness. I broke my last phone because I had set it down somewhere and made a swiping gesture out of nowhere, knocking the phone to the ground.

My current phone is crack-free, but I've had a few close calls.

 

[Retardinator]

My old phone was cracked because my father dropped it before giving it to me.
All my phones are second-hand.

 

[ElTruecel]

Usually, if you see a woman's phone with a broken screen, it means that she once saw a chad and dropped the phone from her hands with delight.

Why’d he get banned

 

[The Abyss]

Dropped mine in the kitchen lol.

 

[highschooldropout]

Normies go everywhere with their phones. They get excited and drop their phones. They get drunk and drop their phones. Thus many normies have phones with cracked or chipped screens. The incel does not even need a screen guard or a skin for their phone. Their phone could be 5 years old and it will look like it is straight out of the box because the incel has nowhere to go and no reason for their phone to ever get damaged.

So true.