Blackpill truecel trait: your gassy

[Dr. Autismo]

i keep fucking farting rn, and their loud farts too.
the stench could know out an elephant ffs!!

 

[Grodd]

Based fartmaxxer

 

[Steinberg Witzbaum]

I farted while reading this

 

[Sewer Crab]

yesterday I ate some bad clam chowder, finished the whole thing.

Went to work and ripped an absolute gagger. Old lady I work with almost choked on it. She had to leave the area.

Some truly nasty shit, happens all the time.

 

[Todd’s Pay Pig]

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

I know a 5’2 balding Indian janitor where his violent, gut-churning farts are like Hiroshima. They are loud, thunderous explosions that shake the very air, a disastrous burst of smelly rotten eggs, decaying sewage, and sour milk, each one creating an overpowering stench so powerful it wipes out entire rooms and starts burning people, leaving the air thick and toxic long after the blast. All the animals and plants start dying after each fart. But he date models.

 

[Based NaziCel]

Chad farts too but he always gets away with it.

 

[AnApparentMyth]

Nasty shit