Theory Truecel trait: you have never been invited to a wedding

[Sanctus Ludovicus]

Being invited to weddings is a sign of one or both of two things:

1: you have a good, stable, moral, religious family (when the bride or groom is a relative)
2: you have real-life friends (when the bride or groom aren't related to you)

both of these things are anti-incel traits. truecels tend to lack either of these things, so they don't get invited to weddings.

I'm 23 and have never attended a wedding in my life because I have no real-life friends and my relatives are all atheist degenerates who cohabitate and have sex without getting married.

 

[SewerGoat]

I wouldn't attend anyways. Maybe, but just for the free drinks and food

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

You don't want to go to one.

My sisters Wedding

I knew for awhile it was coming and as soon as I was told about it I knew it would be shit and It went about as expected As usual and like most things in life as an incel It was a boring and alienating experience The wedding day started and I arrived at the venue From the end of the street I...

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[Tšuudi]

I had to attend my mom's court wedding a year or two ago, it was over in 5 minutes.

 

[SociallyStunted]

I never been to a wedding before

 

[mrlunatic]

I never been to a wedding before

Can attest.

 

[zd60]

I never been to a wedding before

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

I wouldn't attend anyways.

 

[Grodd]

I'd never go anyway

 

[TellMomImGone]

free food anyways

 

[INVERTER]

Never been invited