Brutal TrueCel trait : you hate going to the barber

[saintardi]

My hair looks homeless because i can't get myself to go to my normie homosexual barber

It's full of MTNs or handsome people each time i go and I'm just there sitting on the chair with my recessed chin hoping he cuts my hair fast enough for me to get out of that shit hole can't even look at myself in the mirror I'm too ugly and well my eye problems can't even notice anything there so i got no idea if i look brutally ridiculous i probably do

But yeah i fucking hate any normal activity especially this I'm probably gonna get filmed and posted on tiktok as a meme now that BP has gone mainstream "just get a haircut bro

 

[AutistSupremacist]

My barber tends to fuck my shit up. However, I kind of need haircuts as it looks professional...

 

[Lonelyus]

I cut my own hair, Fuck paying 50 dollar

 

[zangano1]

I hate going to the barber because I dont know how to tell him what I want and it always ends up too short

 

[decapitation]

I must be Trvecel then.

I shave my head - let it grow - shave it again - let it grow.

 

[decapitation]

I hate going to the barber because I dont know how to tell him what I want and it always ends up too short

Turkish barbers love fucking people up.

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

It's full of MTNs or handsome people each time i go and I'm just there sitting on the chair with my recessed chin hoping he cuts my hair fast enough for me to get out of that shit hole can't even look at myself in the mirror I'm too ugly and well my eye problems can't even notice anything there so i got no idea if i look brutally ridiculous i probably do

its literally me and everytime I try to go there with my contacts because I can't see when I must take my glasses off...over

 

[saintardi]

I hate going to the barber because I dont know how to tell him what I want and it always ends up too short

I'm convinced they fuck us up on purpose because we're subhumans and lack social skills to talk to them or make them laugh

 

[Autist]

I must be Trvecel then.

I shave my head - let it grow - shave it again - let it grow.

I do the same

 

[decapitation]

I do the same

I really need to buy a decent trimmer though..

I'm currently using some cheap charlie chink beard trimmer from Temu and it only works like half of the time.

 

[saintardi]

its literally me and everytime I try to go there with my contacts because I can't see when I must take my glasses off...over

I think i have gotten a wrong prescription since my head hurts with my glasses and i can't focus much on stuff but too ugly to go in there again and complain my doctor is a hypergamous foid who's whole optic shop is full of pics of chads wearing glasses ik she feels pity for my subhuman genes when I'm in her presence

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

I really need to buy a decent trimmer though..

I'm currently using some cheap charlie chink beard trimmer from Temu and it only works like half of the time.

 

[weepingecho2011]

this nga divineone calling me a fakecel coz I got pity dated 5-6 years ago by 2 girls who were doing it to mess with my head, how does that make me a fakecel, why would I fake being an ugly loser. I wish I was lying I fucking hate my life

 

[GigaL0ser]

I go every 3-4 months to the barber. My parents always force me to cut my fucking hair.
And every time I go to my private normie barber, there’s always other normies with him.
They always look at me with disgust and the barber himself thinks that I am weird

 

[saintardi]

this nga divineone calling me a fakecel coz I got pity dated 5-6 years ago by 2 girls who were doing it to mess with my head, how does that make me a fakecel, why would I fake being an ugly loser. I wish I was lying I fucking hate my life

If you're not recessed and above 5'7 you're pretty much good to go not fully an incel

 

[saintardi]

I go every 3-4 months to the barber. My parents always force me to cut my fucking hair.
And every time I go to my private normie barber, there’s always other normies with him.
They always look at me with disgust and the barber himself thinks that I am weird

Every single word is so relatable

 

[weepingecho2011]

If you're not recessed and above 5'7 you're pretty much good to go not fully an incel

 

[WastedPotential]

I hate going to the barber because I dont know how to tell him what I want and it always ends up too short

same
for some reason also I can never maintain a normal face, I always feel like i'm forcing my face in a look. idk

 

[ZX888]

My hair looks homeless because i can't get myself to go to my normie homosexual barber

It's full of MTNs or handsome people each time i go and I'm just there sitting on the chair with my recessed chin hoping he cuts my hair fast enough for me to get out of that shit hole can't even look at myself in the mirror I'm too ugly and well my eye problems can't even notice anything there so i got no idea if i look brutally ridiculous i probably do

But yeah i fucking hate any normal activity especially this I'm probably gonna get filmed and posted on tiktok as a meme now that BP has gone mainstream "just get a haircut bro

Whole summer without a haircut, probably Mohammed is worried about me

 

[Jimb0]

They always fuck my shit over so I just stopped getting hair cuts, kinda look like bigfoot now but still better than looking like a thumb

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

I cut my own hair, Fuck paying 50 dollar

I should do the same

 

[Mr.Breb]

I cut my own hair, Fuck paying 50 dollar

Same

 

[unhingedsamsung]

I go to some old Chinese dude

Good barber doesn’t talk much has good prices too his barber looks like a fucking trap house though lol I wouldn’t be suprised if he had like a shit ton of coke in the storage room or something

 

[H8mychudlife]

I am petrified of barbers

 

[Extern]

Lmao yeah, I dread the awkward conversation why can't we sit in silence

 

[Caichan]

i hate it because i live in ohio only white people and spanish people they can’t cut my hair correctly

 

[Failed Pullout]

Cut it yourself I've been doing it for years.

 

[SociallyStunted]

Its even worse when you have hella coarse curly hair. I havent met someone who knew how to get my hair type and they always botch it up. So I havent cut my hair in a year

 

[Sir Silentium]

Just because of all the normies there, eyeing me down

 

[fullofchagrin]

My hair looks homeless because i can't get myself to go to my normie homosexual barber

It's full of MTNs or handsome people each time i go and I'm just there sitting on the chair with my recessed chin hoping he cuts my hair fast enough for me to get out of that shit hole can't even look at myself in the mirror I'm too ugly and well my eye problems can't even notice anything there so i got no idea if i look brutally ridiculous i probably do

But yeah i fucking hate any normal activity especially this I'm probably gonna get filmed and posted on tiktok as a meme now that BP has gone mainstream "just get a haircut bro

trucel trait: you don't go to the barber. just let it grow for like a year, buzz it, rinse and repeat.

 

[Thaway]

I really need to buy a decent trimmer though..

I'm currently using some cheap charlie chink beard trimmer from Temu and it only works like half of the time.

Looks great!

 

[Nintendo 64]

Just because of all the normies there, eyeing me down

 

[ItsOverMan]

Barbers are for sociable normies who want to chat with the barber for 30 minutes while he cuts.

I've been cutting my own hair for 20 years.

 

[theozz]

Barbers are for sociable normies who want to chat with the barber for 30 minutes while he cuts.

I've been cutting my own hair for 20 years.

I fucking hate the barbers. I am forced to go because otherwise my mother bullies me and threatens to turn off the WiFi or kick me out and theres so many normies who talk about nights out and clubbing and it’s gay as shit, how can people just be friends with a barber, I hate it so much

 

[ItsOverMan]

I fucking hate the barbers. I am forced to go because otherwise my mother bullies me and threatens to turn off the WiFi or kick me out and theres so many normies who talk about nights out and clubbing and it’s gay as shit, how can people just be friends with a barber, I hate it so much

My mom forced me to go when I was a teenager too. I hated it so much. Always felt awkward having to talk to the female stylists (it was always female hair cutters my mom took me to). One time one of them thought I had lice and refused to cut my hair, even though I didn't have lice. It was embarrassing.

 

[underballer]

love going to the barber

 

[theozz]

My mom forced me to go when I was a teenager too. I hated it so much. Always felt awkward having to talk to the female stylists (it was always female hair cutters my mom took me to). One time one of them thought I had lice and refused to cut my hair, even though I didn't have lice. It was embarrassing.

That sucks man, im sorry. Luckily I only have to bear this 2 more years coz when I’m 21, my dad said he will have moved into his new house and set up my room and hes building me a gaming setup, the only rules are I can’t do hard drugs and I have to shower and wear my retainer if I’m around him

 

[NiloSaharanWarlord]

My hair looks homeless because i can't get myself to go to my normie homosexual barber

It's full of MTNs or handsome people each time i go and I'm just there sitting on the chair with my recessed chin hoping he cuts my hair fast enough for me to get out of that shit hole can't even look at myself in the mirror I'm too ugly and well my eye problems can't even notice anything there so i got no idea if i look brutally ridiculous i probably do

But yeah i fucking hate any normal activity especially this I'm probably gonna get filmed and posted on tiktok as a meme now that BP has gone mainstream "just get a haircut bro

I feel like my barber purposely fucks my shit up because they know i dont even have the balls to speak up and be like 'cut my shit straight bitch ass nigga' like the other tyrone true niggacels at the barbershop

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I just cut my hair when my moms foid barber visits us (which she pays for). Barbers nowadays are way too expensive for what little service you get, some months ago i had to pay fucking 23€ just for this nigga to cut the side of my hair

 

[Emba]

I.like the leeches and bloodletting... I always feel giddy afterwards

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Lifefuel for baldcels

 

[rapetorturekill]

I just shave it myself

 

[unwantedloser95]

If you're an incel, what's the point in even caring about your hair. Just shave it off and don't deal with it for a while

 

[KHVbrowniod]

Real

 

[Wither]

If you're an incel, what's the point in even caring about your hair. Just shave it off and don't deal with it for a while

havent had a haircut since last year, i need the long hair to cover my face

 

[Captvic]

Facts tbh I hate when I face the mirror in the barber chair I always close my eyes

 

[thevineyardworker]

My hair looks homeless because i can't get myself to go to my normie homosexual barber

It's full of MTNs or handsome people each time i go and I'm just there sitting on the chair with my recessed chin hoping he cuts my hair fast enough for me to get out of that shit hole can't even look at myself in the mirror I'm too ugly and well my eye problems can't even notice anything there so i got no idea if i look brutally ridiculous i probably do

But yeah i fucking hate any normal activity especially this I'm probably gonna get filmed and posted on tiktok as a meme now that BP has gone mainstream "just get a haircut bro

I look brown if I get a haircut

 

[Joey Pringle]

I was sat in the chair facing the barber in the mirror and I couldn't escape, so my damned mind would try to make me think of the funniest things possible so that i'd laugh randomly and look insane

It was a hell of a battle

 

[Cuckoja]

I cut my own hair, Fuck paying 50 dollar

Same, haven't been to a barber in decades

 

[SteelCentaur]

Cut your own hair, and do whatever else you can to limit your exposure to soyciety. I haven't been to a barber since I was a kid.