Crustaciouse
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We where walking and my mom saw some couple kissing, she then said "thats gonna be crustaciouse when he gets his girlfriend"
I got triggered and said "thats not how it works in america"
Then I tried to blackpill them.
I tried to go the looks, money, status route, except i couldnt use looks because they would just delusionaly say im not ugly. So I decided to go with money.
I said "girls in america will only go out with someone like me if I have a lot of money" and they just kept laughing with their boomer iq.
They then said " well if you dont like girls in america you can just get a wife from albania"
I then said "those girls will only be after a passport and then leave me"
their low iq boomer brains tried to justify it by saying "ofcoarse your wife will get citizenship, what did you expect"
Arguing with boomers is so exhausting. No matter what you say they will try to justify their points through their older life experiences.
Then when I finally said "only a few top men that have status, money, and looks can get love"
My parents got triggered and said "but you are goodlooking, and tall"
I cut them off and hit them with the heightpill, they think im tall even though im 5'8, below average.
Now im spending all night trying to blackpill my parents.
Parents are definitely getting worried they will die before they can have grendchildren. Damn cant believe their only child is an incel.
I got triggered and said "thats not how it works in america"
Then I tried to blackpill them.
I tried to go the looks, money, status route, except i couldnt use looks because they would just delusionaly say im not ugly. So I decided to go with money.
I said "girls in america will only go out with someone like me if I have a lot of money" and they just kept laughing with their boomer iq.
They then said " well if you dont like girls in america you can just get a wife from albania"
I then said "those girls will only be after a passport and then leave me"
their low iq boomer brains tried to justify it by saying "ofcoarse your wife will get citizenship, what did you expect"
Arguing with boomers is so exhausting. No matter what you say they will try to justify their points through their older life experiences.
Then when I finally said "only a few top men that have status, money, and looks can get love"
My parents got triggered and said "but you are goodlooking, and tall"
I cut them off and hit them with the heightpill, they think im tall even though im 5'8, below average.
Now im spending all night trying to blackpill my parents.
Parents are definitely getting worried they will die before they can have grendchildren. Damn cant believe their only child is an incel.