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Experiment Todd Thorpe will help us topple the Canadian government

Sheogorath

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Guys I want to tell you about a man who has been secretly mentoring me.

His name is Todd Thorpe. He is a violinist and a genius master planner.
Here is a photograph of him from April 1971 when he was two years old.

Todd He has taught me much of strategy and tactics.

He was born in 1969 and turned 53 years old today.

I have tried to ascend with his 63-year-old sister Debbie but she refuses my advances.

Todd Thorpe wants to become Prime Minister of Canada but to do so he needs to see Justin Trudeau impeached.

He has instructed me to procure assistance from the intelligent incels of this forum.
Who will help me?
Violin

Todd has promised me once we make him into prime minister he will arrange marriages for us with intelligent violin-playing girlfriends. You need to believe in his dream.
 
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Here's your reply.

It's funny, you start a thread about some weird cartoon porn fetish and it gets at least two pages worth of replies. But you create a relatively normal and sane thread and nobody gives a fuck.
 
Here's your reply.

It's funny, you start a thread about some weird cartoon porn fetish and it gets at least two pages worth of replies. But you create a relatively normal and sane thread and nobody gives a fuck.
yeah some of my highest-IQ threads get ignored because the newfags can't grok
 

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