Sheogorath
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Guys I want to tell you about a man who has been secretly mentoring me.
His name is Todd Thorpe. He is a violinist and a genius master planner.
Here is a photograph of him from April 1971 when he was two years old.
He has taught me much of strategy and tactics.
He was born in 1969 and turned 53 years old today.
I have tried to ascend with his 63-year-old sister Debbie but she refuses my advances.
Todd Thorpe wants to become Prime Minister of Canada but to do so he needs to see Justin Trudeau impeached.
He has instructed me to procure assistance from the intelligent incels of this forum.
Who will help me?
Todd has promised me once we make him into prime minister he will arrange marriages for us with intelligent violin-playing girlfriends. You need to believe in his dream.
His name is Todd Thorpe. He is a violinist and a genius master planner.
Here is a photograph of him from April 1971 when he was two years old.
He has taught me much of strategy and tactics.
He was born in 1969 and turned 53 years old today.
I have tried to ascend with his 63-year-old sister Debbie but she refuses my advances.
Todd Thorpe wants to become Prime Minister of Canada but to do so he needs to see Justin Trudeau impeached.
He has instructed me to procure assistance from the intelligent incels of this forum.
Who will help me?
Todd has promised me once we make him into prime minister he will arrange marriages for us with intelligent violin-playing girlfriends. You need to believe in his dream.
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