Today I woke up, and decided I wanted to time travel into the future to meet my waifu, here's my setup, I'll explain how everything works.
1. Tinfoil hat - this is to stop goyzogglers from stealing my memories and thoughts while I travel through space and time, it also prevents them from using mind control
2. Time capsule - compact time travel machine, I type the date I want to travel to on the input slip. I have to estimate the exact time I'm gonna rope, because if I go too far beyond my earth-bound death, I'm gonna miss important events related to the alternate universe.
3. Future balls - I have a feeling that time travel gives you testicular cancer, so I made future balls, it's basically ball armor that protects them from radiation.
4. Future pad - this isn't an old device wrapped in aluminum foil, it's the future pad, it helps avoid obstacles and mark out my path while I'm travelling, it also conceals me from invaders.
5. Stylus - this is just a stylus but futuristic, what's the difference? This one can work remotely, and it can draw holographs, it also works like a vape for whatever reason.
6. Anti-alien high explosive grenade - it looks simple but it's used to kill goyzogglers, it's also designed to only harm invaders, when it explodes within human proximity it does nothing to you.
7. Headset - it's probably used for space communication, but no one wants to talk to me, so I'm just gonna use it for music.
"why is everything aluminum?" Because that's the future, this is futuristic time travel equipment invented 100 years to come. Anyways I will see if it works
1. Tinfoil hat - this is to stop goyzogglers from stealing my memories and thoughts while I travel through space and time, it also prevents them from using mind control
2. Time capsule - compact time travel machine, I type the date I want to travel to on the input slip. I have to estimate the exact time I'm gonna rope, because if I go too far beyond my earth-bound death, I'm gonna miss important events related to the alternate universe.
3. Future balls - I have a feeling that time travel gives you testicular cancer, so I made future balls, it's basically ball armor that protects them from radiation.
4. Future pad - this isn't an old device wrapped in aluminum foil, it's the future pad, it helps avoid obstacles and mark out my path while I'm travelling, it also conceals me from invaders.
5. Stylus - this is just a stylus but futuristic, what's the difference? This one can work remotely, and it can draw holographs, it also works like a vape for whatever reason.
6. Anti-alien high explosive grenade - it looks simple but it's used to kill goyzogglers, it's also designed to only harm invaders, when it explodes within human proximity it does nothing to you.
7. Headset - it's probably used for space communication, but no one wants to talk to me, so I'm just gonna use it for music.
"why is everything aluminum?" Because that's the future, this is futuristic time travel equipment invented 100 years to come. Anyways I will see if it works
