LifeFuel Thought I Was a Dead Man

[Fantasea]

I chew on bottle caps (have done so for years) and I just swallowed one accidently for the first time in my life. I didn't even chew it for longer than 2 minutes so it was pretty big. It's stuck like halfway in my esophagus now (uncomfortable AF). Thank God I didn't choke to death on it. I'm completely alone so no one would heimlich maneuver me to safety. Never pick up this bottle cap chewing habit idk how long it'll take to dissolve enough to completely swallow. I was just talking shit about ropecels too. That'd be one embarrassing way and time for @Fantasea to go Last seen May 16, 2025.

 

[Wrath]

fucking dead award

 

[WeirdPanda]

I chew on bottle caps (have done so for years) and I just swallowed one accidently for the first time in my life. I didn't even chew it for longer than 2 minutes so it was pretty big. It's stuck like halfway in my esophagus now (uncomfortable AF). Thank God I didn't choke to death on it. I'm completely alone so no one would heimlich maneuver me to safety. Never pick up this bottle cap chewing habit idk how long it'll take to dissolve enough to completely swallow. I was just talking shit about ropecels too. That'd be one embarrassing way and time for @Fantasea to go Last scene May 16, 2025.

My brother used to do this

 

[Fantasea]

My brother used to do this

don't do it it's extremely addicting.

 

[justuseless]

It wont dissolve in your throat boyo you need medical attention

 

[Fantasea]

It wont dissolve in your throat boyo you need medical attention

I just need it narrow enough to go down. I haven't slept for over 24h and now I can't sleep till it goes down. too dangerous to lie down rn.

 

[glutty]

Choked to death award

 

[Fantasea]

Choked to death award

as someone with a soda centered identity here, dying while drinking something would be sorta fitting.

 

[justuseless]

I just need it narrow enough to go down. I haven't slept for over 24h and now I can't sleep till it goes down. too dangerous to lie down rn.

Go emergency room

 

[Fantasea]

Go emergency room

 

[Med Amine]

it will travel safe through the intestin, will take 2 to 3 days to get out

 

[|R12|]

Go ER

 

[Fantasea]

it will travel safe through the intestin, will take 2 to 3 days to get out

idgaf about when I'll shit it out I want it down my esophagus so fucking uncomfortable.

 

[glutty]

as someone with a soda centered identity here, dying while drinking something would be sorta fitting.

It would, but maybe choking to death is more painful than drinking too much alcohol.

 

[Med Amine]

idgaf about when I'll shit it out I want it down my esophagus so fucking uncomfortable.

damn, i thought it was already in your stomach
just go t oemergency room, thee area will become swollen around the bottle cap and will probably choke u to death

 

[Fantasea]

It would, but maybe choking to death is more painful than drinking too much alcohol.

I panicked when I swallowed it but it didn't go down my windpipe. thankfully I'll never have to find out (at least for now I better break the habit)

 

[Fantasea]

damn, i thought it was already in your stomach
just go t oemergency room, thee area will become swollen around the bottle cap and will probably choke u to death

we'll see how this plays out im lazy and tired.

 

[justuseless]

Its unlikely to go down on its own OP especially if its big. You done fucked up doing stupid shit.

 

[glutty]

I panicked when I swallowed it but it didn't go down my windpipe. thankfully I'll never have to find out (at least for now I better break the habit)

I dunno man just start chewing gum or something instead. Maybe even nicotine gum if you want it more addicting.

 

[Foid FuckER]

go to the hospital wtf

 

[Shay Patrick Cormac]

Did you get it out?

 

[Scatius Deletus]

What

 

[Scatius Deletus]

esophagus

 

[Fantasea]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. @PizzaHutCombo @pizzamaxxer @glutty I USED PIZZA TO DISLODGE AND SWALLOW IT. It took 4 slices and I'm full as fuck but I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View: https://youtu.be/6v9IwQ09WAw?si=X5ktQUISttuQBqeP&t=130

 

[To koniec]

man hope that you are safe maybe try to contact with somebody

 

[Fantasea]

@mods pin this shit I escaped death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fantasea]

it was so uncomfortable that I had to gluttonymaxx.

 

[pizzamaxxer]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. @PizzaHutCombo @pizzamaxxer @glutty I USED PIZZA TO DISLODGE AND SWALLOW IT. It took 4 slices and I'm full as fuck but I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View: https://youtu.be/6v9IwQ09WAw?si=X5ktQUISttuQBqeP&t=130

did you have fanta with it?

 

[Fantasea]

did you have fanta with it?

no. hee hover

 

[pizzamaxxer]

no. hee hover

brutal, you're breaking my heart with this one

 

[Grodd]

Choked to death award

 

[Fantasea]

brutal, you're breaking my heart with this one

I have a @CocaColaCel in the fridge for tomorrow.

 

[Grodd]

Truecel type death

 

[pizzamaxxer]

I have a @CocaColaCel in the fridge for tomorrow.

lol, enjoy. Im having sprite for now

 

[pizzamaxxer]

I chew on bottle caps (have done so for years) and I just swallowed one accidently for the first time in my life. I didn't even chew it for longer than 2 minutes so it was pretty big. It's stuck like halfway in my esophagus now (uncomfortable AF). Thank God I didn't choke to death on it. I'm completely alone so no one would heimlich maneuver me to safety. Never pick up this bottle cap chewing habit idk how long it'll take to dissolve enough to completely swallow. I was just talking shit about ropecels too. That'd be one embarrassing way and time for @Fantasea to go Last seen May 16, 2025.

just don't die

 

[Fantasea]

just don't die

that'd be nice

 

[glutty]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. @PizzaHutCombo @pizzamaxxer @glutty I USED PIZZA TO DISLODGE AND SWALLOW IT. It took 4 slices and I'm full as fuck but I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

View: https://youtu.be/6v9IwQ09WAw?si=X5ktQUISttuQBqeP&t=130

 

[FemcelHater]

Choked to death award

 

[pizzamaxxer]

I'll eat this pussy

 

[Fantasea]

I'll eat this pussy

@glutty he doesn't know

 

[pizzamaxxer]

@glutty he doesn't know

tell me bitxh

 

[Fantasea]

tell me bitxh

tranime shenanigans

 

[poorenglishcel]

Go emergency room

Yeah wtf is OP doing making posts here

 

[pizzamaxxer]

tranime shenanigans

it's a tranny?

 

[Fantasea]

it's a tranny?

genderbend so like an authentic tranny. magical gender swap where the character is biologically female but was a dude before (so soul of a man). ya know @Ahnfeltia tranime shit.

 

[pizzamaxxer]

genderbend so like an authentic tranny. magical gender swap where the character is biologically female but was a dude before (so soul of a man). ya know @Ahnfeltia tranime shit.

idk nigga, pussy is pussy

 

[Fantasea]

idk nigga, pussy is pussy

 

[pizzamaxxer]

no pussy for you fanta

 

[Fantasea]

no pussy for you fanta

ur gay but im in a good mood cuz I pizzamaxxed so I'll forgive ya.

 

[pizzamaxxer]

ur gay but im in a good mood cuz I pizzamaxxed so I'll forgive ya.

cocacolastic will still your bitches