This is a redo of my previous thought experiment, this time I am adding a poll.
Experiment Thought Experiment: What would you do if you wake up on one fine morning and see you are a curry?
I already am, kek
Masturbate on an airplane.
I'm honestly so glad I am not a curry. Can you imagine all the pain and trouble I'd have to go through with? Oh wait. Kek.
With your nipples out and while playing with those?
looool
Maybe if I'm feeling frisky.
O
I'd go ER on my parents for giving birth to me
It's over.
C
Unless we're talking 7+ curry, I would sui on the spot.
wouldn't care
I understand, I sometimes do as well because my nipples can get frisky while I fap, specially during the summer.
I wouldn't care if I was an ascended curry but if I was an ugly curry I'd rather go back to being an ugly black OGRE tbh, no offense.
T
I would immediately devote myself to esoteric yoga passed down by the 7 primordial chads known as Standshitting
LMFAO, superkek.
T
I must seek out Chidambaram the currycel and learn his ways.
In that case you would become a curry supermodel/movie star or at least a news headline in the curryland.
Ill take my shit in peace and enjoy it
Thou must seek the way of the pose of the standing defecation, as such is thy glorious path.
Without any streetshitting? I would say you could go back being black after experiencing it for at least once in your lifetime. It's very liberating, tbh.
[On the street]
Assuming I was still 6' tall, it would probably be an improvement, my race gets mogged by curries.
No shitting? Before or after?
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you an australian aborigine?
nothing cause i already am kek
What does it mean? A curry looks like a curry.
No, I'm Egyptian, we're ugly af.
Harass random women online, take a street shit then go ER on my fellow curries in the math/comp sci department to liberate them.
But I saw generally egyptians mog most curries. Looks like you are one ugly ass egyptian then.
get a tech job and cope
This one sounds genuine, specially the math/compsci part.
Harassing women online has became old though, now curries fap on the plane or piss over JBs at the bus stop, you should try those.
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/jersey_city_police_arrest_man.html
https://incels.is/threads/currycels...ates-to-porn-and-assualts-female-staff.26909/
That prick still looks like a fag. If you really want to become a curry mogger, you should hope something like this --
I wish my inhibition was that low, holy shit.
J
That prick still looks like a fag. If you really want to become a curry mogger, you should hope something like this --
Fag? are you serious? that curry would clean up every demographic..
Eat lots of curry
Stink of curry
Go around every female I see stinking of curry
Go to street and poo
Wipe poo with hands and molest females
Stink of curry
Go around every female I see stinking of curry
Go to street and poo
Wipe poo with hands and molest females
That guy looks like a white normie, tbh. Recessed chin, shitty maxilla, big nose, thin neck. I am genuinely baffled how that guy is a model. His frame is also not as good as the brown guy.
This one sounds badass.
I would take a shit on the sidewalk
Near starbucks?
Actually I would shit inside Starbucks lol
J
maybe not model material but try catfishing with him...I can bet an arm and a leg that he will slay like mad on tinder
D
Looksmax to high tier curry / currylite and then go back to the curryland
If you shit inside that's not a "streetshitting", the "first law of streetshitting" says it has to be executed in an open place. Looks like you are not professionally trained in streetshitting.
Ok, but how do clean yourself when you street shit ? You bring water or toilet paper, where do you throw the toilet paper or wash your hands?
So many questions I admit I'm a noob
D
Run 7 Eleven game
N
I would run the same game that THIS guy ran:
https://incels.is/threads/hope-for-currycels-how-did-he-do-it.27012/
https://incels.is/threads/hope-for-currycels-how-did-he-do-it.27012/
Niggamax and orcelling. I'm assuming that I would be a manlet. Every manlet must do that.
I experience this every day
Some people carry toilet papers in their pocket, for example, this gentleman --
But this is not the right way to do. You MUST wash your butthole with water, because cleanliness comes first.
So what I generally do it where a water fountain is available nearby, after the shitting I rush to the fountain and wash my butthole with fresh cold water and leave my shit granules on the fountain. If water is not available, then I take a glass of water from the nearest subway and hold it in my mouth, once the shitting is done I squirt the water from my mouth to my butthole and wash it. Yes, you need to perform some contortions to achieve this feat, there are some yoga routines for that as well.
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