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Jabba The Hutt

Jabba The Hutt

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100% - kys u pathetic piece of shit
as I will be banned after posting it.

I really tried to help you guys.

but literally 99% of the users on this site are pathetic, defeatist, delusional and low IQ, and you believe in Walt Disney level bluepilled fantasies about life.

Now I will have to expose myself:

I'm not actually an incel.

I had a few girlfriends in my life. It was a shit ton of effort to get them, but I succeeded at it. And I was a virgin until I was 22, so for the first 22 years of my life, I was incel, so I certainly know what I'm talking about.

I also had sex with more than 400 escorts.

And that is exactly why I know that love is bullshit, and relationships are not worth the effort.

For every minute of sex you get from your girlfriend, you have to endure hours of bullshit.

Because you fucking morons think, you just need to succeed one time, get a GF, and then you will be happily ever after (again because you are a bunch of fucking morons, it doesn't work like that... actually, it's only the beginning, keeping a relationship is MUCH harder)

and with your incel personality, this will just stress you out to the max.

Also: the best sex I had was with an escort, not with a girlfriend.

Because what you fucking morons don't understand: when you have sex with a girlfriend, all the attention will be on pleasing her (so that she doesn't dump you) and so you won't even be able to enjoy it a lot.
But when you fuck an escort, you can just focus 100% on your own pleasure.


And yes, the first time a girl showed interest in me, was a nice feeling. but like all feelings, it doesn't last. after a few weeks, you will feel exactly like before.

Similarly, the "love" feelings you get also last only a few weeks. After that, you will just see her like a friend, nothing special about her. This is just hedonic adaption happening in your brain.

Again you don't believe this, because you are stupid and don't have any self awareness (because if you had, you would have to realize that you get used to any constant stimulus in your life)

So my point is: I became an escortmaxxser AFTER I had girlfriends. And I don't plan on getting another girlfriend, because it's just fucking waste of time, and escortmaxxing is the much more stress free and fun solution.

And now ban me already you fucking pathetic bunch of clowns, so I don't have to suffer from the stupidity anymore.
Really, most of you deserve to suffer.

If anyone wants to contact me, you can contact me under:

[email protected]
 
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RemoveNormalfags

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Sfdgfdsg
 
AsakuraHao

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You sound like generic midwit.
 
PLA1092

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DNR, rope ASAP. :lul:

@surreal
 
Lonelyus

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as I will be banned after posting it.

I really tried to help you guys.

but literally 99% of the users on this site are pathetic, defeatist, delusional and low IQ, and you believe in Walt Disney level bluepilled fantasies about life.

Now I will have to expose myself:

I'm not actually an incel.

I had a few girlfriends in my life. It was a shit ton of effort to get them, but I succeeded at it. And I was a virgin until I was 22, so for the first 22 years of my life, I was incel, so I certainly know what I'm talking about.

I also had sex with more than 400 escorts.

And that is exactly why I know that love is bullshit, and relationships are not worth the effort.

For every minute of sex you get from your girlfriend, you have to endure hours of bullshit.

Because you fucking morons think, you just need to succeed one time, get a GF, and then you will be happily ever after (again because you are a bunch of fucking morons, it doesn't work like that... actually, it's only the beginning, keeping a relationship is MUCH harder)

and with your incel personality, this will just stress you out to the max.

Also: the best sex I had was with an escort, not with a girlfriend.

Because what you fucking morons don't understand: when you have sex with a girlfriend, all the attention will be on pleasing her (so that she doesn't dump you) and so you won't even be able to enjoy it a lot.
But when you fuck an escort, you can just focus 100% on your own pleasure.


And yes, the first time a girl showed interest in me, was a nice feeling. but like all feelings, it doesn't last. after a few weeks, you will feel exactly like before.

Similarly, the "love" feelings you get also last only a few weeks. After that, you will just see her like a friend, nothing special about her. This is just hedonic adaption happening in your brain.

Again you don't believe this, because you are stupid and don't have any self awareness (because if you had, you would have to realize that you get used to any constant stimulus in your life)

So my point is: I became an escortmaxxser AFTER I had girlfriends. And I don't plan on getting another girlfriend, because it's just fucking waste of time, and escortmaxxing is the much more stress free and fun solution.

And now ban me already you fucking pathetic bunch of clowns, so I don't have to suffer from the stupidity anymore.
Really, most of you deserve to suffer.

If anyone wants to contact me, you can contact me under:

[email protected]
YOU FUCKED 400 GIRLS AND ESCORTS AND WOMEN? VAGINAS? WOMEN=? DIFFERENT WOMEN????
 
M

Moeggels

bye.
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as I will be banned after posting it.

I really tried to help you guys.

but literally 99% of the users on this site are pathetic, defeatist, delusional and low IQ, and you believe in Walt Disney level bluepilled fantasies about life.

Now I will have to expose myself:

I'm not actually an incel.

I had a few girlfriends in my life. It was a shit ton of effort to get them, but I succeeded at it. And I was a virgin until I was 22, so for the first 22 years of my life, I was incel, so I certainly know what I'm talking about.

I also had sex with more than 400 escorts.

And that is exactly why I know that love is bullshit, and relationships are not worth the effort.

For every minute of sex you get from your girlfriend, you have to endure hours of bullshit.

Because you fucking morons think, you just need to succeed one time, get a GF, and then you will be happily ever after (again because you are a bunch of fucking morons, it doesn't work like that... actually, it's only the beginning, keeping a relationship is MUCH harder)

and with your incel personality, this will just stress you out to the max.

Also: the best sex I had was with an escort, not with a girlfriend.

Because what you fucking morons don't understand: when you have sex with a girlfriend, all the attention will be on pleasing her (so that she doesn't dump you) and so you won't even be able to enjoy it a lot.
But when you fuck an escort, you can just focus 100% on your own pleasure.


And yes, the first time a girl showed interest in me, was a nice feeling. but like all feelings, it doesn't last. after a few weeks, you will feel exactly like before.

Similarly, the "love" feelings you get also last only a few weeks. After that, you will just see her like a friend, nothing special about her. This is just hedonic adaption happening in your brain.

Again you don't believe this, because you are stupid and don't have any self awareness (because if you had, you would have to realize that you get used to any constant stimulus in your life)

So my point is: I became an escortmaxxser AFTER I had girlfriends. And I don't plan on getting another girlfriend, because it's just fucking waste of time, and escortmaxxing is the much more stress free and fun solution.

And now ban me already you fucking pathetic bunch of clowns, so I don't have to suffer from the stupidity anymore.
Really, most of you deserve to suffer.

If anyone wants to contact me, you can contact me under:

[email protected]
Escortcelling is pathetic whatever way you look at it. Keep coping tho lol
 
wereq

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Because you fucking morons think, you just need to succeed one time, get a GF, and then you will be happily ever after
We know better than this. We know that we have to be betaslave cucks to keep our foids. This is not news to us. The problem is that none of us ever got a single whiff of female affection and acceptance so we prize that a lot.
 
Lonelyus

Lonelyus

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400 ESCORTS? THIS SEXHAVER NEEDS TO BE BANNED!
 
Jabba The Hutt

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YOU FUCKED 400 GIRLS AND ESCORTS AND WOMEN? VAGINAS? WOMEN=? DIFFERENT WOMEN????
"normal" women, as in girlfriends, I fucked 6
+400 different escorts, but it was around ~800 total session because I repeated some of them
 
THE TRUE CHIMPLER

THE TRUE CHIMPLER

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jabba the cuck
 
Lonelyus

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"normal" women, as in girlfriends, I fucked 6
+400 different escorts, but it was around ~800 total session because I repeated some of them
800? I HAD 0, YOUD BE TIRED BEFORE YOU CAN COUNT FROM 800 TO 0
 
depressedblackcel

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Do you not see the irony in your post. Sex is overrated/love doesn’t matter yet you’ve slept with 400+ escorts and keep trying. Why? If didn’t matter why would you have continued messing with escorts you fucking retard. Obviously you crave female intimacy Which is normal.
 
Pajeetsingh

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as I will be banned after posting it.

I really tried to help you guys.

but literally 99% of the users on this site are pathetic, defeatist, delusional and low IQ, and you believe in Walt Disney level bluepilled fantasies about life.

Now I will have to expose myself:

I'm not actually an incel.

I had a few girlfriends in my life. It was a shit ton of effort to get them, but I succeeded at it. And I was a virgin until I was 22, so for the first 22 years of my life, I was incel, so I certainly know what I'm talking about.

I also had sex with more than 400 escorts.

And that is exactly why I know that love is bullshit, and relationships are not worth the effort.

For every minute of sex you get from your girlfriend, you have to endure hours of bullshit.

Because you fucking morons think, you just need to succeed one time, get a GF, and then you will be happily ever after (again because you are a bunch of fucking morons, it doesn't work like that... actually, it's only the beginning, keeping a relationship is MUCH harder)

and with your incel personality, this will just stress you out to the max.

Also: the best sex I had was with an escort, not with a girlfriend.

Because what you fucking morons don't understand: when you have sex with a girlfriend, all the attention will be on pleasing her (so that she doesn't dump you) and so you won't even be able to enjoy it a lot.
But when you fuck an escort, you can just focus 100% on your own pleasure.


And yes, the first time a girl showed interest in me, was a nice feeling. but like all feelings, it doesn't last. after a few weeks, you will feel exactly like before.

Similarly, the "love" feelings you get also last only a few weeks. After that, you will just see her like a friend, nothing special about her. This is just hedonic adaption happening in your brain.

Again you don't believe this, because you are stupid and don't have any self awareness (because if you had, you would have to realize that you get used to any constant stimulus in your life)

So my point is: I became an escortmaxxser AFTER I had girlfriends. And I don't plan on getting another girlfriend, because it's just fucking waste of time, and escortmaxxing is the much more stress free and fun solution.

And now ban me already you fucking pathetic bunch of clowns, so I don't have to suffer from the stupidity anymore.
Really, most of you deserve to suffer.

If anyone wants to contact me, you can contact me under:

[email protected]
Get the fuck off from this site go back to ITcucks and shill your shit over there
 
mrlunatic

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I knew you were a retard :feelswhat:
 
sneed (not chuck)

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Your advice never worked and I still got rejected by hooker.
 
M

Moeggels

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"normal" women, as in girlfriends, I fucked 6
+400 different escorts, but it was around ~800 total session because I repeated some of them
800 sessions. Think about how much fucking money that is. You are a subhuman and you're just trying to justify yourself with this thread.
INsane retard jfl.
 
surreal

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DNR, rope ASAP. :lul:

@surreal
He is absolutely right and giga based, this is why regular escort-havers should be banned: they mog normies

And this is why foids are against legalizing escorts, because they know men wouldn't simp and lust over them if they get that satisfaction from whores
 
surreal

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Do you not see the irony in your post. Sex is overrated/love doesn’t matter yet you’ve slept with 400+ escorts and keep trying. Why? If didn’t matter why would you have continued messing with escorts you fucking retard. Obviously you crave female intimacy Which is normal.
He didn't say sex is overrated
 
THE TRUE CHIMPLER

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100% - kys u pathetic piece of shit
 
Maikowski

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Some cuck who fried his brain is wondering why he can't pair bond. I always wondered who are these men who pay hookers every week for sex
 
surreal

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800 sessions. Think about how much fucking money that is. You are a subhuman and you're just trying to justify yourself with this thread.
INsane retard jfl.
There is nothing better to do with money than to fulfill your biological need
 
depressedblackcel

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He didn't say sex is overrated
I think I was just so infuriated by his posts. Why do sexhavers always have to make these posts, it’s tiring.
 
sneed (not chuck)

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Over for you
Well and truly and indubitably so. I will die a virgin. I'm laughing but my heart is also broken because even escorts are not available to me :feelsrope: nature will absolutely NOT allow a 27yo 5ft1 blackcel to have sex. It must not happen.
 
PersonalityChad

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surreal

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I think I was just so infuriated by his posts. Why do sexhavers always have to make these posts, it’s tiring.
He is by far the most based sex haver I've ever seen, he's 100% honest with himself
 
DespressedCurryCel1

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Based tbh I don't think autists here realize that getting a gf is a pointless exercise and you don't need them. What you actually need is power in this world.
 
M

Moeggels

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There is nothing better to do with money than to fulfill your biological need
If you *have* to pay to fuck, you're a subhuman.
There's nothing wrong with doing it occasionally or if you're married, but 800 times? It's a giga over for you.
 
surreal

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If you *have* to pay to fuck, you're a subhuman.
Well yeah you gotta work with what you've got, if escort were legal in my country I wouldn't be here
 
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Not news to any of us other than youngcels who think the moment they get a bit of pussy will instantly turn them into gigachad.
 
Immolator

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Joined Dec 18, 2022

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Online 3d 13h 23m
 
ElTruecel

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Fucking stupid GreyFaggot
 
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He is absolutely right and giga based, this is why regular escort-havers should be banned: they mog normies

And this is why foids are against legalizing escorts, because they know men wouldn't simp and lust over them if they get that satisfaction from whores
Unbased for mogging me and being a lying fakecel who LARPed as one of us. :feelsjuice:
 
TheProphetMuscle

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escortmaxxing that much is a huge waste of money. Imagine giving that much of your money to foids. That's probably at least 40,000 dollars
 
surreal

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Unbased for mogging me and being a LARPing fakecel. :feelsohgod:
My hatred towards escortcels is pure jealousy, because just like this man I know love is absolute BULLSHIT, non-paid sex doesn't exist, normies pay with their resources and satisfying their gfs, Chad pays with his looks and genes, women are incapable of loving you for whats inside your head
 
Tesla

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Because what you fucking morons don't understand: when you have sex with a girlfriend, all the attention will be on pleasing her (so that she doesn't dump you) and so you won't even be able to enjoy it a lot.
But when you fuck an escort, you can just focus 100% on your own pleasure
If that's not the default reality in men's relationships and they need an escort to get it, then the problem is not with the guy.
 
CircumcisedClown

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I’m not reading that shit, but I’ll assume what it says

>I worked my ass off and self-improoved to get mediocre starfish sex from a fat bitch
>She didn’t cum either because my dick is small

Congrats bro, now go toaster bath.
 
TheProphetMuscle

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Better than buying a new car imo
1.) A car will last. Once your time with the escorts is up you're out of the money and back where you started. You can also sell that car and get a lot of the money back
2.) you're enabling foids to make lots of money by just spreading their legs instead of having to be wage slaves like us. The thought of giving that much of my money to foids disgusts me
 
Spongebozz

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I wonder how attractive the girls were he had as gf
 

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