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His name is Barkhad Abdi and he is an actor. We are nearly identical but I mog him slightly. When the movie Captain Philips came out, everyone at school was making jokes that my dad was in the movie and that I should go see the film to support my dad.
It’s over.
 

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SOMCEL said:
His name is Barkhad Abdi and he is an actor. We are nearly identical but I mog him slightly. When the movie Captain Philips came out, everyone at school was making jokes that my dad was in the movie and that I should go see the film to support my dad.
It’s over.

Look up to him as a cope if he can do it you can as well. You’re gonna live your whole life 
+ he/you not that bad looking tbh id rate 5.5//10
 
He has that Somali look for sure. This is who I look like:

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People asked me if I came back from the dead all the time.
 
TRUECEL. damn. he's lucky he's relatively famous. but for you op its over
 
SOMCEL said:
His name is Barkhad Abdi and he is an actor. We are nearly identical but I mog him slightly. When the movie Captain Philips came out, everyone at school was making jokes that my dad was in the movie and that I should go see the film to support my dad.
It’s over.

 
Classic incel phenotype. It's over
 
TheRealChincel said:
He has that Somali look for sure. This is who I look like:

scan33.jpg


People asked me if I came back from the dead all the time.
I am Somali too. It’s OVER for Somalis
 
SOMCEL said:
I am Somali too. It’s OVER for Somalis

Yeah, your name and resemblance tipped me off to that... It's not good for them but don't you guys have reputations for being pirates? Bad boy pirate game.
 
Do you have a BBC at least?
 
SOMCEL said:
Nope. 5 inches

Sorry then, it's over. Can't even do porn.
 
what country u live in rn if u dont mind me asking?
 
SOMCEL said:
When the movie Captain Philips came out, everyone at school was making jokes that my dad was in the movie and that I should go see the film to support my dad.

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I wish people had only one genetic looks. It's so brutal.
 
Brutal. Is that you in your avatar?


You may as well go sail the seven seas bro.
 
You can just run pirate game, females love getting gang banged by pirates.
 
tehgymcel420 said:
You can just run pirate game, females love getting gang banged by pirates.

Wtf akhi
 
F78Evr4.jpg

This is hauser from 2cellos.
I have the same "unclean" beard, hairstyle, Thick low airbrows, wide face and eyes a bit closer together, etc.
He looks somewhat more manlier than me, guess he works out a lot.
 
Nothx said:
F78Evr4.jpg

This is hauser from 2cellos.
I have the same "unclean" beard, hairstyle, Thick low airbrows, wide face and eyes a bit closer together, etc.
He looks somewhat more manlier than me, guess he works out a lot.

If you look like that guy you are a volcel or a fakecel altogether.
 
Its over for Megamind-cels

megamind-grab.jpg
 
SOMCEL said:
Nope. 5 inches

5 inches isn't that bad.
I mean it's not amazing but it's ok lol
 
tenta said:
what country u live in rn if u dont mind me asking?
UK


Nothx said:
F78Evr4.jpg

This is hauser from 2cellos.
I have the same "unclean" beard, hairstyle, Thick low airbrows, wide face and eyes a bit closer together, etc.
He looks somewhat more manlier than me, guess he works out a lot.
VOLCEL


existentialhack said:
Brutal. Is that you in your avatar?


You may as well go sail the seven seas bro.
Nope thats Barkhad, but it’s almost identical to me.
 
SOMCEL said:
UK


VOLCEL


Nope thats Barkhad, but it’s almost identical to me.




if u are somali in uk u should try doing some trap music, lots of them do that
 
SOMCEL said:
His name is Barkhad Abdi and he is an actor. We are nearly identical but I mog him slightly. When the movie Captain Philips came out, everyone at school was making jokes that my dad was in the movie and that I should go see the film to support my dad.
It’s over.

Lol
 
tenta said:
if u are somali in uk u should try doing some trap music, lots of them do that
I have no talent. I’m just a coping studycel
 
Warya I'm somali too walaalo. Somalis are the most subhuman.
 
SOMCEL said:
everyone at school was making jokes that my dad was in the movie and that I should go see the film to support my dad.

KEK. Hey, look at me.............. He doesn't look bad, so if you mog him, you're not ugly either.


Allblueeeee said:

Just another fakeMuslimcel akhi.


Cynistic said:
Its over for Megamind-cels
megamind-grab.jpg

HUGE COPE BRAH

45c7c32f96f390a26c55125b8807b2ee.jpg
 
a-virgin-nigger said:
Warya I'm somali too walaalo. Somalis are the most subhuman.
Wallahi it’s over for us. 9/10 Somalis are subhumans in denial.
 
I look like Mr. Bean and people just called me him all the time.
 
p4ali.jpg

Holy shit, why do Somalians have such abnormal foreheads?
 
That hairline is pretty brutal tbh

Somali people really look like clones. The very rare female can be top tier for africans though.
 
Cynistic said:
Its over for Megamind-cels

megamind-grab.jpg

Instant incel status. Its impossible to look good with light bulb head
 
Nautica1983 said:
Cynistic said:
Its over for Megamind-cels
megamind-grab.jpg
Instant incel status. Its impossible to look good with light bulb head

Did you not read my previous post?
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Take a look, kek. You'll have to scroll up a bit.

Shit. Is that guy on the left mulatto? The black women here would instantly get on their knees and suck his cock
 
Nautica1983 said:
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Take a look, kek. You'll have to scroll up a bit.
Shit. Is that guy on the left mulatto? The black women here would instantly get on their knees and suck his cock

That's Zayn Malik but razor-bald, lol. He's half Pakistani/quarter English/quarter Irish. (Asian dad, European mom)
 
Do not give up. If their is a 0.1 % chance find love take it
 
I'm loling


TheVman said:
TRUECEL. damn. he's lucky he's relatively famous. but for you op its over

Mogs the guy you supposedly look like
 
Its_OVER said:
p4ali.jpg

Holy shit, why do Somalians have such abnormal foreheads?
We are cursed, that’s the only explanation.
 
Lmaooo holy shit you guys are funny af
 
SOMCEL said:
Wallahi it’s over for us. 9/10 Somalis are subhumans in denial.

Play rapefugee game
 
Barkhad Abdi is a status Chad tbh
 
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgWROmTwg2o[/video]

link up with twista cheese and deal crack on the streets
 

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