TeeHee This is totally not a product placement from Old Spice (and more insanity from IT)

[PPEcel]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/hkxroq/how_to_find_a_perfect_woman_every_time/




Chadsplainers seriously believe that "take a shower" and "don't play video games" is all the advice we need to find the "perfect" femoid.

These people really have no clue, it's like seeing the wretched offspring of a multimillionaire give life advice to a homelesscel who grew up in the ghetto: "just put your money in an index fund bro".

 

[Pengwin]

just take minutely showers bro.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Yeah das rite asian boi it lives rent free in ur head the teenage girls there are pegging your prefrontal cortex

 

[your personality]

Women tend to have a very sensitive smell.

Women like effort, if you show none they look elsewhere.

Putting women on this pedestal where they are inuitive and can sense discrete things has been proven false by multiple chadfishing experiments.
Even most normies don't have to think about this so much because they still get girlfriends and wives without having to strictly follow these rules and many of them do nothing but gaming and staying indoors these days, especially with the virus keeping people inside.

 

[PPEcel]

nigga i use versace eros

Michael Kors, Versace's parent company, is laughing all the way to the bank as we speak. The entire perfume industry is centered around profiting off the misery of subChad men.

Not that you're stupid, if you genuinely like the notes of a fragrance and can afford it then it's not a bad cope, but coping is all that it is. Some normies actually expect cologne to change their SMV.

 

[crestfallencel]

just grow a tomato garden theory

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Big LOL. Ive been into fragrances for a while now. If it made a difference id be the first to tell you. On youtube youll find popular fragrance reviewers basing a fragrance on how many compliments they get in a day. I have never been complimented or even noticed whilst wearing some of the finest designer fragrances money can by EVER in my fucking life.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Is this a new copypasta? Has to be. The tomato garden meme is a dead give away. Also axe is trash tier and only middle schoolers use it.

 

[guaucel]

"women like effort"

 

[Speedloader]

Foids smell like shit themselves

 

[Napoléoncel]

>Axe body spray

nigga i use versace eros

a fine rapis.. ahem gentelmans choice.
Axe?? JFL. Middle schoolers deodarant of choice. I use Bleu de Chanel, Louis Vuitton Immensité, Versace Eros, Creed Aventus, take shower every day and still i couldnt get laid without paying a whore. These foids are really retarded.

 

[PPEcel]

a fine rapis.. ahem gentelmans choice.
Axe?? JFL. Middle schoolers deodarant of choice. I use Bleu de Chanel, Louis Vuitton Immensité, Versace Eros, Creed Aventus, take shower every day and still i couldnt get laid without paying a whore. These foids are really retarded.

Bleu de Chanel and Versace Eros are such normie products, kek, many ricecel international students at my boarding school had one or the other

Chad with Axe > incel with anything

 

[Deleted member 24256]

I SMELL LIKE ALOE VERA AND LAVENDER
I DONT PLAY VIDYA AND I HAVE A GARDEN
I RESPECT WOMEN WHEN I HAVE TO
BUT BITCHES STILL DONT WANT ME

 

[Napoléoncel]

T

Bleu de Chanel and Versace Eros are such normie products, kek, many ricecel international students at my boarding school had one or the other

Chad with Axe > incel with anything

Tbh. Dior Sauvage is one of those normie tier perfumes too. Tom Ford Oud Wood is a very great perfume too. Home de Nuit is great too.
Tbh, Chad with piss scent perfume > incel with perfume made by nectar of gods

 

[PPEcel]

Tbh. Dior Sauvage is one of those normie tier perfumes too. Tom Ford Oud Wood is a very great perfume too. Home de Nuit is great too.

Tom Ford actually does have excellent fragrances. The VFM is kind of unreasonable though IMO