This is the dream Incel job

[Eternatus]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/m0cgPFtOnhg?si=0rMRhCK4pxy8ZWSD


Like don’t even pay me atp just leave me the place. Imagine spending the day on videogames / goones / scrolling and starting to flash some big ass light at night and proceeding to repeat the same circle over and over. You get yourself a Starlink and that place becomes heaven.

 

[Lilwonkycliffy53]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/m0cgPFtOnhg?si=0rMRhCK4pxy8ZWSD


Like don’t even pay me atp just leave me the place. Imagine spending the day on videogames / goones / scrolling and starting to flash some big light at night and proceeding to repeat the same circle over and over. You get yourself a Starlink and that place becomes heaven.

yeah

i agree

Thank you

 

[The Wolf]

I'd like that job.

Also-

1-man crew fisherman
Taking care of the woods/woodland in very rural areas
Thriller-fiction author

to a lesser extent, truck driver

 

[Q. H. Cooks]

It's not worth the money if you have a high risk of death. The ideal incel job would be professional Stacy deflowerer, too bad Chads do it for free and even if such a job existed, incels would never get hired for it.

 

[Tšuudi]

I'd like that job.

 

[spud_tard]

 

[luciferiancel]

"Complete loneliness without no one to talk to drives people crazy"
Figures. So it's just the average life of a truecel but you're getting paid for it

 

[Eternatus]

"Complete loneliness without no one to talk to drives people crazy"
Figures. So it's just the average life of a truecel but you're getting paid for it

Why can’t we find jobs like this? I wish I could just stumble on the ideal working situation of total loneliness and be that guy that says IDGAF Ill do it even at night and getting paid for the “sacrifice” which is me being me.

 

[The Wolf]

"Complete loneliness without no one to talk to drives people crazy"
Figures. So it's just the average life of a truecel but you're getting paid for it

id rather be alone in that lighthouse instead of in a big city.

 

[luciferiancel]

Maybe you could progressively lose your inhibitions by being absolutely alone, but in terms of socialization, I'm already at the stage of barely interacting with other people at all, even online

Why can’t we find jobs like this? I wish I could just stumble on the ideal working situation of total loneliness and be that guy that says IDGAF Ill do it even at night and getting paid for the “sacrifice” which is me being me.

There's a bar for incels to get into anything, even these hermit-like positions, I guess. You probably need connections, friends and all. Not sure though

 

[anon65]

I would do this if I could bring a starlink

 

[luciferiancel]

id rather be alone in that lighthouse instead of in a big city.

Me too, the peace and quiet must be idyllic

 

[Eternatus]

I would do this if I could bring a starlink

As I said, yeah pretty much

 

[poorenglishcel]

Man I wish i could get paid doing nothing. Going to college and thinking about working in the future is putting so much stress on my mind. I wanna be free.

 

[Eternatus]

Me too, the peace and quiet must be idyllic

Imagine being the only guy in a big ass tower then like that’s like being a King fr all that space for yourself

 

[luciferiancel]

Imagine being the only guy in a big ass tower then like that’s like being a King fr all that space for yourself

I want my own comfy wizard tower

 

[TheRotKing]

I would do this

 

[Murdoch89]

Worth doing it for 6 months

 

[Mr.Breb]

In my case any job which is 100% online and in which I don't have to socialize to anyone not even in a call
Yeah lighthouse keeper is the best but unfortunately I think it's not too few places which you can work on that

 

[Chud Norris72]

life mogs me

 

[Eternatus]

life mogs me

He does

 

[Chud Norris72]

He does

 

[littlemanhikicel]

Yes but I supose you have to socialize with the people giving to you the food. And your superiors fron time to time. But is a perfect incel job anyways

 

[Steiner_Atlas]

I've always wanted to do something like this, or maybe become a truck driver and just go around the country while chilling.

 

[GrokGhoul]

I'd like that job.

Also-

1-man crew fisherman
Taking care of the woods/woodland in very rural areas
Thriller-fiction author

to a lesser extent, truck driver

You read my mind