Theory This is not real

[Mortis]

My ugly face, my small dick, my height, my ethnicity. It's simply not real. I am currently in a coma and I feel like I am going to wake up any second guys. I am so relieved that this is all just a figment of my imagination, I should've known tho.

It'd be impossible for life to be this bad for one person, it's obviously a nightmare prolonged by a coma caused by a tragic accident, but don't worry I'll return to my wife and kids soon.

You guys had me worried with this whole "blackpilled incel" thing, I genuinely thought this was going to be how my one shot of life is going to be spend.

I'll wake up any second now, I can't wait to truly live life again.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

we are living in this gynocentric cyberpunk dystopia!!!!!!

 

[Bianor]

I'll wake up any second now, I can't wait to truly live life again.

Any second now

 

[Awake]

we are not in a dream boyo this is nightmare is very real

 

[FebrezeCel]

oVER

 

[Mainländer]

figment

Thank you for teaching me a new word. You may wake up now

 

[CruxGammata]

 

[BornToLose]

Sorry but you're not entitled to wake up from this nightmare.

 

[Youthpilled]

 

[Caelus]

YIKES! Your manlet height and nearly disfigured hideous abomination of a face that would make my skin crawl with just a glance of an eye ARE NOT what’s holding you back, sweaty! It’s your rotten stinky misogynist attitude that’s making you PROBlematic. It just so happens however, that my boyfriend is a 6’3” white blonde Scandinavian who treats me like the cumbucket that I am, teehee.

 

[Antifem Lord]

Stop being a pussy go and gEt what's Rightfully yours nigga

 

[gummybearcel]

YIKES! Your manlet height and nearly disfigured hideous abomination of a face that would make my skin crawl with just a glance of an eye ARE NOT what’s holding you back, sweaty! It’s your rotten stinky misogynist attitude that’s making you PROBlematic. It just so happens however, that my boyfriend is a 6’3” white blonde Scandinavian who treats me like the cumbucket that I am, teehee.

It be like that