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Theory This is how many women fuck dogs...

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1/250 women come back with Canine semen in their Pap smear.


Breakdown math

53% of Americans own dogs
1/2 of those are women
1/2 of those dogs are male
13% of Americans are females with male dogs

P: If a woman fucks her dog once a month, and the semen lasts 9 days.
->

  • Half of women do not have a dog (1/250*50%=1/125)
  • half will probably avoid a pap smear altogether to avoid this result (1/125*50%=1/62)
  • one-fourth will not be detected during the window of Canine semen survival (9 days) in the 1 month frequency of Canine sex (1/62*25%=1/15)
  • and half of dog owners have male dogs (1/15*50%=1/7)
  • you could further divide by whatever percent of these women own a dog and are/are not single (ergo would or would not need to fuck dogs) resulting in 1/2 or 1/3 being the final figure.
  • you could expand the data into lifetime outcomes, 53% of households currently own dogs, perhaps 90% will have had a dog in their lifetime, likewise with female dog ownership, effectively making any female that has ever owned a male dog very likely to have engaged in sexual intercourse at least once.

Result:

It's likely that 1/2 of single women that personally own a male dog are regularly having sexual intercourse with their Canine. (around 14% of all women or 1/7 women)


Even more likely when it's a large dog breed. Making it not unreasonable to assume that almost every female with a large-breed male dog has/had sex with it.
No confidence interval because who cares.


For Dogpill deniers
[extreme suifuel]
My sister owned a male Bichon. His dick was smaller than a micropenis though.
 
OVSgF26w 400x400
 
Teracuck trait, having a daughter and a large male dog such as a Golden Retreiver.
 
i want to rip a dogs head off right now, these fuckers are slaying while i rot.
 
i want to rip a dogs head off right now, these fuckers are slaying while i rot.
Dogs eat their own shit while incels are “self improving” because they “aren’t good enough” and the dogs are fucking while we rot :feelsclown:
 
Very true! This needs to be taught in schools imho
Thanks
I think so too. The public needs to be aware that dog ownership is actually about sex. What kind of adult without children has a dog?
 
What the hell... well, good mathing at least.
Jfl whenever I see a foid with a dog I will never be able to unsee this. Especially a white woman kek.
 
What the hell... well, good mathing at least.
Jfl whenever I see a foid with a dog I will never be able to unsee this. Especially a white woman kek.
Every woman has a male dog, it can’t be a coincidence :feelsjuice:
 

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