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Theory This is how many women fuck dogs...

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1/250 women come back with Canine semen in their Pap smear.


Breakdown math

53% of Americans own dogs
1/2 of those are women
1/2 of those dogs are male
13% of Americans are females with male dogs

P: If a woman fucks her dog once a month, and the semen lasts 9 days.
->

  • Half of women do not have a dog (1/250*50%=1/125)
  • half will probably avoid a pap smear altogether to avoid this result (1/125*50%=1/62)
  • one-fourth will not be detected during the window of Canine semen survival (9 days) in the 1 month frequency of Canine sex (1/62*25%=1/15)
  • and half of dog owners have male dogs (1/15*50%=1/7)
  • you could further divide by whatever percent of these women own a dog and are/are not single (ergo would or would not need to fuck dogs) resulting in 1/2 or 1/3 being the final figure.
  • you could expand the data into lifetime outcomes, 53% of households currently own dogs, perhaps 90% will have had a dog in their lifetime, likewise with female dog ownership, effectively making any female that has ever owned a male dog very likely to have engaged in sexual intercourse at least once.

Result:

It's likely that 1/2 of single women that personally own a male dog are regularly having sexual intercourse with their Canine. (around 14% of all women or 1/7 women)


Even more likely when it's a large dog breed. Making it not unreasonable to assume that almost every female with a large-breed male dog has/had sex with it.
No confidence interval because who cares.


For Dogpill deniers
[extreme suifuel]
My sister owned a male Bichon. His dick was smaller than a micropenis though.
 
OVSgF26w 400x400
 
My sister owned a male Bichon. His dick was smaller than a micropenis though.
No exceptions, your sister probably had a sexual interaction with that dog :feelsseriously:
 
Teracuck trait, having a daughter and a large male dog such as a Golden Retreiver.
 
i want to rip a dogs head off right now, these fuckers are slaying while i rot.
 
i want to rip a dogs head off right now, these fuckers are slaying while i rot.
Dogs eat their own shit while incels are “self improving” because they “aren’t good enough” and the dogs are fucking while we rot :feelsclown:
 
Very true! This needs to be taught in schools imho
Thanks
I think so too. The public needs to be aware that dog ownership is actually about sex. What kind of adult without children has a dog?
 
What the hell... well, good mathing at least.
Jfl whenever I see a foid with a dog I will never be able to unsee this. Especially a white woman kek.
 
What the hell... well, good mathing at least.
Jfl whenever I see a foid with a dog I will never be able to unsee this. Especially a white woman kek.
Every woman has a male dog, it can’t be a coincidence :feelsjuice:
 
10% - necro in ID
Any woman who owns a dog has sex with it.
 
There are already OnlyFans with dog fuckers
 
View attachment 858588
1/250 women come back with Canine semen in their Pap smear.


Breakdown math

53% of Americans own dogs
1/2 of those are women
1/2 of those dogs are male
13% of Americans are females with male dogs

P: If a woman fucks her dog once a month, and the semen lasts 9 days.
->

  • Half of women do not have a dog (1/250*50%=1/125)
  • half will probably avoid a pap smear altogether to avoid this result (1/125*50%=1/62)
  • one-fourth will not be detected during the window of Canine semen survival (9 days) in the 1 month frequency of Canine sex (1/62*25%=1/15)
  • and half of dog owners have male dogs (1/15*50%=1/7)
  • you could further divide by whatever percent of these women own a dog and are/are not single (ergo would or would not need to fuck dogs) resulting in 1/2 or 1/3 being the final figure.
  • you could expand the data into lifetime outcomes, 53% of households currently own dogs, perhaps 90% will have had a dog in their lifetime, likewise with female dog ownership, effectively making any female that has ever owned a male dog very likely to have engaged in sexual intercourse at least once.

Result:

It's likely that 1/2 of single women that personally own a male dog are regularly having sexual intercourse with their Canine. (around 14% of all women or 1/7 women)


Even more likely when it's a large dog breed. Making it not unreasonable to assume that almost every female with a large-breed male dog has/had sex with it.
No confidence interval because who cares.


For Dogpill deniers
[extreme suifuel]
Doggo
 
Dogs eat their own shit while incels are “self improving” because they “aren’t good enough” and the dogs are fucking while we rot :feelsclown:
1723477648726

>bro I get pussy cuz I self improved
>you just gotta work on yourself man
:feelskek:
 
I didn't do calculations on foids that have dogs, I did calculations on women with dog semen inside of them; then I accounted for the fact that some women don't have dogs, increasing the likelihood that those women WITH dogs have sex with their dogs as evidence by the dog semen found inside of them by contrast of it not being possible that women without dogs could have dog semen inside of them, THEN accounting for the likelihood that they'd even be caught with dog semen and the incentive to have sex with dogs from being single. It's nothing close to 'calculations on foids that have dogs' as my starting premise was women that literally had dog semen inside of them.

It's like doing calculations on white foids with black semen in them, that is the more appropriate comparison. :yes:
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This chart I made in Paint is hilarious :feelskek:
 
I didn't want to know this, but I'm glad I do now.

Sickening and fucking vile.
 
Do the same for single women on farms with horses
 
They are addicted to dog cum up their holes
 
My oneitis fucks her dog. I lost all hope when that happened. I bet it happens even more often now with how many women are getting pets instead of families. Imagine being married and getting cucked by fido lolz
 
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It's likely that 1/2 of single women that personally own a male dog are regularly having sexual intercourse with their Canine. (around 14% of all women or 1/7 women)
Too high a number.
 
The dog pill is the most brootal of all
 
Dogs can be horny AF and fuck with everything, like rabbits - i once was almost raped by huge-ass 50 kg dog when i was 10 but succesfully escaped this death trap.
So it's no surprise that foids - especially after all "men bad" search for sexual attraction somewhere else. I guess, canines & horses was the hit, eventually niggers.
 
View attachment 858588
1/250 women come back with Canine semen in their Pap smear.


Breakdown math

53% of Americans own dogs
1/2 of those are women
1/2 of those dogs are male
13% of Americans are females with male dogs

P: If a woman fucks her dog once a month, and the semen lasts 9 days.
->

  • Half of women do not have a dog (1/250*50%=1/125)
  • half will probably avoid a pap smear altogether to avoid this result (1/125*50%=1/62)
  • one-fourth will not be detected during the window of Canine semen survival (9 days) in the 1 month frequency of Canine sex (1/62*25%=1/15)
  • and half of dog owners have male dogs (1/15*50%=1/7)
  • you could further divide by whatever percent of these women own a dog and are/are not single (ergo would or would not need to fuck dogs) resulting in 1/2 or 1/3 being the final figure.
  • you could expand the data into lifetime outcomes, 53% of households currently own dogs, perhaps 90% will have had a dog in their lifetime, likewise with female dog ownership, effectively making any female that has ever owned a male dog very likely to have engaged in sexual intercourse at least once.

Result:

It's likely that 1/2 of single women that personally own a male dog are regularly having sexual intercourse with their Canine. (around 14% of all women or 1/7 women)


Even more likely when it's a large dog breed. Making it not unreasonable to assume that almost every female with a large-breed male dog has/had sex with it.
No confidence interval because who cares.


For Dogpill deniers
[extreme suifuel]
zoophiles
 
This has been a meme for longer than I've been on the internet and I've never seen a source.
Unless the pooch came in the chick immediately before the sample was taken there wouldn't be enough volume to show under a microscope with the zoom set high enough to see individual sperm
 
This has been a meme for longer than I've been on the internet and I've never seen a source.
Unless the pooch came in the chick immediately before the sample was taken there wouldn't be enough volume to show under a microscope with the zoom set high enough to see individual sperm
Surveys show 10-15% of siblings have had incestuous sex.

My figure isn’t that hard to believe give that having a male dog is optional. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that these single women just “coincidentally” always have a big male dog.

Yes it’s speculative but it’s fun and probably not that inaccurate tbh.
 
Surveys show 10-15% of siblings have had incestuous sex.
That's a lot for something that's illegal everywhere.
 
My figure isn’t that hard to believe give that having a male dog is optional. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that these single women just “coincidentally” always have a big male dog.
I don't doubt its significant :feelshmm:
 
extremely high IQ dogpill post
you just explained what i knew to be true better than i ever could
there are still some who think this is just a meme or woman-hating
no nigga literally look at the documentary. there are entire websites dedicated to videos of foids fucking dogs. tens of thousands of them
 
Grok is this real
 
Do you believe literally any source you read on the internet? And what fucking school taught you you can use porn websites to back up your claims I’m literally on the floor
 
Do you believe literally any source you read on the internet? And what fucking school taught you you can use porn websites to back up your claims I’m literally on the floor
Grey got demolished by the dogpill... I'm sorry for you, but you cannot remain fragile and naive forever.
 
I’m literally a state certified engineer and you’re probably 14.
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals
 
Grey got demolished by the dogpill... I'm sorry for you, but you cannot remain fragile and naive forever.
Bro I’m open minded to anything and everything in the world but it at the very least needs to have real evidence to back it up. I’m not dogging on peoples theories, just dogging on the lack of sourcing?? If I uploaded a post saying “I’m a doctor and 50% of people have horse spit in their blood” would you just nod your head and back me up?
 
I mean, it could just be 1 in 250. 0.4%. Which is still absolutely mental if true.
 
i think every woman found with k9 semen or any evidence that they have done anything sexual with their dogs should be publically gang graped and executed
 
i think every woman found with k9 semen or any evidence that they have done anything sexual with their dogs should be publically gang graped and executed
its cruel and its beastiality. but i think they should just be thrown in like prison or something. no need for killing or any of that sort.
 
Brutal pupshmearpill
 

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