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Vermilioncore
permavirgin failure
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been having shit problems. Constipation, diarrhea, mucus in stool sometimes, abdominal pains....probably fucking cancer for sure. Imagine how fucked up that would be:
I lived a life of pain and suffering and rejection, never got my license, then get a cancer that's almost exclusively for old people and then die.
Hahahahahahaha. It's such shit luck that it's hilarious.
if I start shitting blood soon then I'm going for colonoscopy for sure.
But wait.....I'm a UScel so I have no insurance because this fucked up country doesn't have free healthcare!!!![FeelsWoke :woke: :woke:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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I lived a life of pain and suffering and rejection, never got my license, then get a cancer that's almost exclusively for old people and then die.
Hahahahahahaha. It's such shit luck that it's hilarious.
if I start shitting blood soon then I'm going for colonoscopy for sure.
But wait.....I'm a UScel so I have no insurance because this fucked up country doesn't have free healthcare!!!
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