It's Over Think I might get colonoscopy

[Vermilioncore]

been having shit problems. Constipation, diarrhea, mucus in stool sometimes, abdominal pains....probably fucking cancer for sure. Imagine how fucked up that would be:

I lived a life of pain and suffering and rejection, never got my license, then get a cancer that's almost exclusively for old people and then die.

Hahahahahahaha. It's such shit luck that it's hilarious.

if I start shitting blood soon then I'm going for colonoscopy for sure.

But wait.....I'm a UScel so I have no insurance because this fucked up country doesn't have free healthcare!!!

 

[Vermilioncore]

I've had like 4 or 5, lost count lol. It's not as bad as it seems.

but I'm scared they might find cancer and then I'll go home and kill myself with my gun lol

 

[Blacktarpill]

Usa is so fucked up about that tbh.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Usa is so fucked up about that tbh.

It's one of the worst things about this country

 

[Ellsworth]

It’s probably not cancer, you are too young for ass cancer.

 

[Vermilioncore]

It’s probably not cancer, you are too young for ass cancer.

I hope so bro

 

[TheNEET]

But wait.....I'm a UScel so I have no insurance because this fucked up country doesn't have free healthcare!!!

we have free healthcare in Poland, but unless you pay, you have to wait years to have anything done

 

[FinnCel]

It's over for you buddy boyo

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Tell the doctor that you have some psychological reason why only a stacy can give you a colonoscopy so you don't get mogged and anally bullied by a male doctor.

 

[zangano1]

I wish I had cancer

 

[Deleted member 5712]

1) if you do go through with it make sure to post everything in detail. im curios about the whole procedure and all that

2) hopefully you can talk to the doctor about other things or he picks up your loser-ness and maybe you can get some kind of disability

 

[Damo the incel]

Most likely you'll have some form of IBD or IBS.

This, but since op has health anxiety he always thinks the worst and just assumes that he has cancer and is too afraid to get tested, in fact I'd bet my life and my house that he doesn't have cancer and what he has is easily treatable