Serious Things you need to get laid in Japan

[Cuyen]

https://soranews24.com/2019/05/02/j...deal-man-is-both-understandable-and-baffling/

"
Japanese women’s magazine’s list of traits for an ideal man is both understandable and baffling"

So let’s take a look at what those ideals are. The list starts off with some physical characteristics.

1. Has black hair

1. Short hairstyle
2. Fair complexion and flat facial features
3. At least 175 centimeters (5 feet, 9 inches) tall
4. Thin and muscular

6. Often wears hooded sweatshirts

1. Dresses casually
2. Prefers navy blue or white clothing
3. Looks like actor/model Kentaro Sakaguchi

10. Born and raised in Tokyo

1. Spends a lot of time in the Harajuku neighborhood
2. Birthday is in August
3. Blood type O
4. Is the oldest son out of his siblings
5. College graduate (or currently in college)
6. Member of an athletic club (as opposed to an art club)

17. Is a student

1. Has a lot of friends
2. Has had three prior girlfriends

20. Has a lot of money saved up in his bank account

1. Currently works part-time at a cafe
2. Kind and gentle
3. Often says “thank you”
4. Wants to get married someday
5. Spends his money responsibly
6. Limits his per-month clothes purchases to 10,000 yen (US$90)

1. Often rolls up the sleeves of his long-sleeved shirts
2. Is always smiling
3. Will give you accessories for your birthday present
4. Regularly texts/emails/calls you
5. When you’re feeling bad, asks “Are you OK?”

32. Is a member of the soccer team

1. His hobby is watching sports
2. Is athletic
3. Likes eating meat and meaty dishes

36. Loves cola

1. Is into beetles
2. Watches the variety show Shabekuri 007 every day
3. Doesn’t smoke
4. Can drink a lot of alcohol
5. Doesn’t wear cologne
6. Is good at cooking rice omelets

"

Just JFL no wonder why there are a lot incels in Japan.

 

[Invalidusername]

tldr: be white

 

[Cuyen]

tldr: be white

suprisingly they didn't mention about it.
"Looks like actor/model Kentaro Sakaguchi" he is an asian actor

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

thank you arigatou gozaimasu blet

 

[Deleted member 16455]

tldr: be white

High IQ

 

[Insomniac]

> black hair

more proof that blonde hair is overrated. It is over.

 

[Spite]

43. Looks like this

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

be white

 

[AsiaCel]

43. Looks like this
View attachment 111451

LOOOOL IM DEAD

 

[IncelGenocide]

Or just be white.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

> black hair

more proof that blonde hair is overrated. It is over.

I always thought Japs were obsessed with brown hair since a lot of their foids dye their hair brown. I guess not.

 

[Vorbei]

It's over for Shabekuri-007 cels

 

[Justdone]

I always thought Japs were obsessed with brown hair since a lot of their foids dye their hair brown. I guess not.

Just look at most anime’s and you’ll see why.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

You all know the list is full of shit. They just want money + social statues + chads or Chadlite.

 

[The Abyss]

Lol that's like what, 1 in 100 Japanese men.

 

[Hikikomori]

No wonder so many japanese guys stay locked in their room with ramen noodles and comic collections.

 

[Deleted member 818]

It's over for weebcels.

 

[ovrload]

lol this guy isnt that attractive, an average white guy mogs him hard

 

[Modafincel]

43. Looks like this
View attachment 111451

One of the most recessed chins I have seen.

 

[jerrycan dan]

The blood type part is interesting, don't the Japanese have a history of being unreasonably obsessed with blood type?

 

[Invalidusername]

suprisingly they didn't mention about it.
"Looks like actor/model Kentaro Sakaguchi" he is an asian actor

It's either JBW or just be Chang with noodles

 

[Anoncel123]

According to this graphic it's over for blackcels tbh.

 

[Dionysus]

Wtf some of these are just crazy

 

[Invalidusername]

According to this graphic it's over for blackcels tbh.

Blackcels are truecels, except for tyrones

 

[G.Wizard]

I check out a good number of these (Not the model one), so Jap poosey here I come.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Black hair pill strikes again. Also JFL at the meat eating pill, it's clear that although foids calls out for veganism they secretly want a meat eating chad.

 

[BrettyBoy]

I have black hair.

 

[Michael15651]

be white

 

[Deleted member 14430]

I don't ever see myself getting married.

 

[Deleted member 17719]

I am white but I don't find Japanese girls attractive but I do like Pakistani/Iraq women

 

[Descartes]

Black hair pill strikes again. Also JFL at the meat eating pill, it's clear that although foids calls out for veganism they secretly want a meat eating chad.

Meat is expensive in Asia, they basically atw saying that they want a boyfriend with money

 

[TheGambler2]

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[Deleted member 10124]

tldr: be white

Just be White.
Just be Tall (average but still tallish)
Just be Chad.

 

[GowkBird]

thank you arigatou gozaimasu blet

You are always welcome pidaras ebaniy nahui.

 

[Vermilioncore]

tldr: be white

JBW br0

 

[Hell]

I'm fit, white, with black hair and I spent a month in Japan a couple of years ago. I returned with my incel status securely intact.
They fawn over Chads just like any other foids and they may arguably be even worse than the other women from Asian countries.
When you see Australian Chad tourists lumbering about everywhere you know to not even bother.