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LifeFuel Things I have done to get laid. But I am 22 and still a virgin.

depend on yourlooks you can still cuckmaxx
 
But I am not. Such tatooin theory could help me to avoid being drafted into the army.
Plus, its edgy :feelsdevil:
:lul: If you don’t army anyways you will LDAR
 
I bought a motorcycle even through I never needed one. As girls at my place like guys with motorcycle.
Made a tattoo (a bull) on my right forearm as I thought girls like guys with tattoos.
Started drinking and going to parties where I was felt left out and I was forcing myself to be a social being.
Grew my beard because it is a trend and made guys look muscular, I only itching problem not girls.
Started playing ranked games with girls. I went from Archon to Guardian (dota 2) in 3 weeks. ( girls suck in video games) but never got their number and never got laid.
Got into gymmaxxing but didnt worked as my face remained the same.

Have you ever tried to build an airport and planes with bamboo sticks in order to fly?

 
What kind of motorcycle did you get? I'm thinking about getting one.
 
Only surgeries can help. JFL.
 
:lul: even i am laughing man after making a fool of myself
May as well start gymcelling and get more tats :feelshehe: specifically tribal type afteer you gymaxxed your forearms :bigbrain:
 
May as well start gymcelling and get more tats :feelshehe: specifically tribal type afteer you gymaxxed your forearms :bigbrain:
Alright [UWSL] :lul: but I sometimes feel lazy to go gymaxxing[/UWSL]
 
You could've not done any of that and hired an escort instead.
 
i own a Royal Enfield 500
I thought about getting one of those I think it was the Royal Enfield Meteor. I've been looking at Lifan KPM 200 it's a Chinese bike but it's a cafe racer. They have a lot of good reviews.
 
I thought about getting one of those I think it was the Royal Enfield Meteor. I've been looking at Lifan KPM 200 it's a Chinese bike but it's a cafe racer. They have a lot of good reviews.
dont trust Chinese companies man if you want you can get a Continental GT like mine or Interceptor
 
:feelsrope::lul:only killing my self is the way
This too, of course. I mean, if we're talking about ways to improve smth about yourself, then only surgerymaxxing can help. Killing yourself isn't an improvement. It's just a way to end your suffering forever.
 
I find it hard to believe you gymmaxxed pre-22. It takes years to actually gymmaxx
Yeah reaching that level of hate and desperation cant happen b4 22 ? Right ?
 
It is natural to try everything you can and to be desperate; after all, being an incel is a infernal and miserable state of living, but will be hard, trying is the best thing to do
 
It is natural to try everything you can and to be desperate; after all, being an incel is a infernal and miserable state of living, but will be hard, trying is the best thing to do
And at least someone understood
 
You got a tattoo to get impress women? Pathetic.
 

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