PPEcel
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Some three years ago, Orbital ATK launched a rocket as part of a NASA-funded resupply mission for the International Space Station. Its secondary mission was to launch a mini-satellite, the size of a loaf of bread, containing a 512GB SSD on behalf of an eccentric Russian billionaire who had just started his own micronation, Asgardia.
NASA Space Science Data Coordinated Archive information on satellite Asgardia-1
I am one of the first 100,000 citizens of this "space-based micronation" -- I signed up when I was a nerdy 10th grader a few years ago. As such, I am entitled to upload 500KB worth of data onto that hard drive. Like many normies, I uploaded a picture of my (subhuman) self into space.
A while ago, I swapped that image of myself with a similar image -- with a new, extremely well-disguised edit that hints at my blackpilled identity. I was able to do so thanks to the Globalstar satellite communication network.
The satellite's orbit should decay in late 2021/early 2022. Until then, we incels have a (very small) presence in outer space.
NASA Space Science Data Coordinated Archive information on satellite Asgardia-1
I am one of the first 100,000 citizens of this "space-based micronation" -- I signed up when I was a nerdy 10th grader a few years ago. As such, I am entitled to upload 500KB worth of data onto that hard drive. Like many normies, I uploaded a picture of my (subhuman) self into space.
A while ago, I swapped that image of myself with a similar image -- with a new, extremely well-disguised edit that hints at my blackpilled identity. I was able to do so thanks to the Globalstar satellite communication network.
The satellite's orbit should decay in late 2021/early 2022. Until then, we incels have a (very small) presence in outer space.





