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Serious There is an image of the blackpill located in low earth orbit, 280 miles (450 km) above sea level.

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Some three years ago, Orbital ATK launched a rocket as part of a NASA-funded resupply mission for the International Space Station. Its secondary mission was to launch a mini-satellite, the size of a loaf of bread, containing a 512GB SSD on behalf of an eccentric Russian billionaire who had just started his own micronation, Asgardia.

NASA Space Science Data Coordinated Archive information on satellite Asgardia-1

I am one of the first 100,000 citizens of this "space-based micronation" -- I signed up when I was a nerdy 10th grader a few years ago. As such, I am entitled to upload 500KB worth of data onto that hard drive. Like many normies, I uploaded a picture of my (subhuman) self into space.

A while ago, I swapped that image of myself with a similar image -- with a new, extremely well-disguised edit that hints at my blackpilled identity. I was able to do so thanks to the Globalstar satellite communication network.

The satellite's orbit should decay in late 2021/early 2022. Until then, we incels have a (very small) presence in outer space. :feelsgah:
 
Based, maybe aliens will find it and think you're a Chad or something.
 
Based as fuck
 
just be from earth theory
2699380   Xenomorph alien disturbed mind
2699379   Xenomorph alien disturbed mind
 
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