Theories that will get you LAID (no.1 WILL surprise you)

[asdf1234]

1. Just be BROCEL theory (1000% chance of not respecting foids because they are beneath you, foids will go crazy over not being able to fuck you)
2. Just be Gigachad theory (99.999% chance of getting girls wet with your presence)
3. Just be Slayer theory (98.999% chance of pump and dumping every hour)
4. Just be White Chad theory (97% chance of getting eyeballed by every passing foid)
5. Just be BBC Tyrone theory (95% chance of fucking 5 girls at once every weekend)
6. Just be Sexy Luiz theory (94% chance of getting Spanish whores to lose their virginity to you)
7. Just be Chang Lightning Wang theory (90% chance of graduating into a high paying job married to 10/10 asian waifu)
8. Just be Chadlite theory (75% chance of partying every weekend and getting pussy twice a week)
9. Just be white theory (50% chance of going to asia and slaying asian pussy)
10. Just be BBC theory (45% chance of fucking white girls and getting whitecels jealous)
11. Just don't be ugly theory (normie) (40% chance of being constantly being rejected until finally getting a girlfriend who may not be loyal)
12. Just get a good haicut theory (35% chance of women noticing your sick hair cut and getting wet over it)
13. Just shower theory (30% chance of girls smelling that sweet sweet aroma and getting attracted to you)
13. Just be Asian theory (4% chance of having to constantly pay for hookers until one day, one takes pity on you and gives you a free session)
14. Just be Incel theory (0.02% chance of getting pity sex)
15. Just be Indian theory (0.01% chance of getting laid in the West, 100% chance of getting arranged married in India)

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

100% chance of getting arranged married in India

Mathematically impossible, India's gender ratio is as bad as China's.

 

[Sneepysqar]

Mathematically impossible, India's gender ratio is as bad as China's.

Wife sharing

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Mathematically impossible, India's gender ratio is as bad as China's.