Fellas I am properly stumped, today I saw two people out in the gym. Based of their speech and interactions it would be absolutely safe to assume they were a couple, yet the foid was a genuine white, pale, Stacy. Now I know what you cunts are gonna say, I’m white myself so I don’t just go around calling every caucasoid whore a Stacy, I guess she was my type but at least high HTB like genuinely one of the most attractive girls I’ve ever seen, looked like blonde Ella Purnel with better facial ratios and more symmetrical, like genuine model material. And the guy, WAS A 5’7- 5’8 chink, he would not be out of place on this forum, albeit he would mog most of us. But like,
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN. My first assumption was they must be friends, but as their interactions became more and more touchy and playful, I’m pretty sure her head was nearly on his lap/chest at one point, (this was in a bouldering gym for context so everyone’s sitting down on mats.) She brushed the chalk out of his hair and shit. Even still I thought they must just be friends, but when I was listening in on their conversation to try and figure this out, and this is the kicker, she said something about doing something “back at home”. THESE cunts live together, WHAT. My only possible last theory is they are roommates or something, but they were about college age and in Chadstraulia college dorms and that kind of thing aren’t really very popular. But it’s the only possible solution otherwise we are going a severe readjustment of our theoretical models. Gonna need to rev Einstein and get him on this shit.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN. My first assumption was they must be friends, but as their interactions became more and more touchy and playful, I’m pretty sure her head was nearly on his lap/chest at one point, (this was in a bouldering gym for context so everyone’s sitting down on mats.) She brushed the chalk out of his hair and shit. Even still I thought they must just be friends, but when I was listening in on their conversation to try and figure this out, and this is the kicker, she said something about doing something “back at home”. THESE cunts live together, WHAT. My only possible last theory is they are roommates or something, but they were about college age and in Chadstraulia college dorms and that kind of thing aren’t really very popular. But it’s the only possible solution otherwise we are going a severe readjustment of our theoretical models. Gonna need to rev Einstein and get him on this shit.
. Never considered that one though, but when they were talking it sounded like they were part of a social circle. And she was the one who couldn’t stop yapping, would explain why I heard something about birth control jfl.
