Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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- May 19, 2019
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Once apon a time, more than 35 years ago. (Before many of you sad bastards were born!)
I wanted some booze and didn't have any money. But I had a brick.
And a plan...
It was late at night on a busy Urban street. The booze was just inside the Window.
I waited in the shadows for the proper moment. Watching the road and sidewalks...
And waited.
And waited...
Finally! The street was clear!
I ran across the street from my hidden area, brick raised high!
Running towards the booze window!!!
Closer. Closer!
I throw the brick ahead and get ready to grab the booze and shove it in my pack....
Ready for the sound of the alarm!
Ready to run down the ESCAPE path I had already chosen...
Bonk!
The fucking brick bounced off the goddamned motherfucking plexiglass!
I was like wtf? It fucking bounced off? Arrgg!
I tapped the Window when I peeped the store! It sounded like glass... But no.
I thought about trying again but the traffic was picking up.
Later, I stole a pack of cigarettes from an unlocked car... And walked back to the flop. (Sleeping area for bums)
...........
This walk down memory lane was inspired by, @Wizard32 except I didnt get past the Window.
I wanted some booze and didn't have any money. But I had a brick.
And a plan...
It was late at night on a busy Urban street. The booze was just inside the Window.
I waited in the shadows for the proper moment. Watching the road and sidewalks...
And waited.
And waited...
Finally! The street was clear!
I ran across the street from my hidden area, brick raised high!
Running towards the booze window!!!
Closer. Closer!
I throw the brick ahead and get ready to grab the booze and shove it in my pack....
Ready for the sound of the alarm!
Ready to run down the ESCAPE path I had already chosen...
Bonk!
The fucking brick bounced off the goddamned motherfucking plexiglass!
I was like wtf? It fucking bounced off? Arrgg!
I tapped the Window when I peeped the store! It sounded like glass... But no.
I thought about trying again but the traffic was picking up.
Later, I stole a pack of cigarettes from an unlocked car... And walked back to the flop. (Sleeping area for bums)
...........
This walk down memory lane was inspired by, @Wizard32 except I didnt get past the Window.