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Story The time i tried to rob a liqore store...

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Once apon a time, more than 35 years ago. (Before many of you sad bastards were born!)

I wanted some booze and didn't have any money. But I had a brick.

And a plan...

It was late at night on a busy Urban street. The booze was just inside the Window.

I waited in the shadows for the proper moment. Watching the road and sidewalks...

And waited.

And waited...

Finally! The street was clear!

I ran across the street from my hidden area, brick raised high!

Running towards the booze window!!!

Closer. Closer!

I throw the brick ahead and get ready to grab the booze and shove it in my pack....

Ready for the sound of the alarm!

Ready to run down the ESCAPE path I had already chosen...

Bonk!

The fucking brick bounced off the goddamned motherfucking plexiglass!

I was like wtf? It fucking bounced off? Arrgg!

I tapped the Window when I peeped the store! It sounded like glass... But no.

I thought about trying again but the traffic was picking up.

Later, I stole a pack of cigarettes from an unlocked car... And walked back to the flop. (Sleeping area for bums)
...........

This walk down memory lane was inspired by, Wizard32 @Wizard32 except I didnt get past the Window.


 
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Atleast you got something.
 
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The ever so foolish Emba :society:
 
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Did you just admit to a crime? :society:
 
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Arescel said:
Did you just admit to a crime? :society:
Perhaps. But the statue of limited exist
 
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Emba said:
Once apon a time, more than 35 years ago. (Before many of you sad bastards were born!)

I wanted some booze and didn't have any money. But I had a brick.

And a plan...

It was late at night on a busy Urban street. The booze was just inside the Window.

I waited in the shadows for the proper moment. Watching the road and sidewalks...

And waited.

And waited...

Finally! The street was clear!

I ran across the street from my hidden area, brick raised high!

Running towards the booze window!!!

Closer. Closer!

I throw the brick ahead and get ready to grab the booze and shove it in my pack....

Ready for the sound of the alarm!

Ready to run down the ESCAPE path I had already chosen...

Bonk!

The fucking brick bounced off the goddamned motherfucking plexiglass!

I was like wtf? It fucking bounced off? Arrgg!

I tapped the Window when I peeped the store! It sounded like glass... But no.

I thought about trying again but the traffic was picking up.

Later, I stole a pack of cigarettes from an unlocked car... And walked back to the flop. (Sleeping area for bums)
...........

This walk down memory lane was inspired by, Wizard32 @Wizard32 except I didnt get past the Window.


Nigger moment
 
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Emba said:
Once apon a time, more than 35 years ago. (Before many of you sad bastards were born!)

I wanted some booze and didn't have any money. But I had a brick.

And a plan...

It was late at night on a busy Urban street. The booze was just inside the Window.

I waited in the shadows for the proper moment. Watching the road and sidewalks...

And waited.

And waited...

Finally! The street was clear!

I ran across the street from my hidden area, brick raised high!

Running towards the booze window!!!

Closer. Closer!

I throw the brick ahead and get ready to grab the booze and shove it in my pack....

Ready for the sound of the alarm!

Ready to run down the ESCAPE path I had already chosen...

Bonk!

The fucking brick bounced off the goddamned motherfucking plexiglass!

I was like wtf? It fucking bounced off? Arrgg!

I tapped the Window when I peeped the store! It sounded like glass... But no.

I thought about trying again but the traffic was picking up.

Later, I stole a pack of cigarettes from an unlocked car... And walked back to the flop. (Sleeping area for bums)
...........

This walk down memory lane was inspired by, Wizard32 @Wizard32 except I didnt get past the Window.


A smart man would wait for the truck to deliver the liquor and then steal it from off the truck when the driver was away or distracted. I like your story, reminds me of my youth of shoplifting or breaking into cars, those were the good old days before mass surveillance was a thing everywhere. Good times. :feelsjuice:
 
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MarquisDeSade said:
A smart man would wait for the truck to deliver the liquor and then steal it from off the truck when the driver was away or distracted. I like your story, reminds me of my youth of shoplifting or breaking into cars, those were the good old days before mass surveillance was a thing everywhere. Good times. :feelsjuice:
Yes it was precam times. Maybe grainy vhs was new then.
 
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HAND OVER THE TAKINGS OR I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF
 
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NikRebi said:
HAND OVER THE TAKINGS OR I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF
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Emba said:
Yes it was precam times. Maybe grainy vhs was new then.
I was probably eight years old back then, but still, I like your stories. :feelsjuice:
 
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MarquisDeSade said:
I was probably eight years old back then, but still, I like your stories. :feelsjuice:
Thanks bro
 
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Emba said:
Once apon a time, more than 35 years ago. (Before many of you sad bastards were born!)

I wanted some booze and didn't have any money. But I had a brick.

And a plan...

It was late at night on a busy Urban street. The booze was just inside the Window.

I waited in the shadows for the proper moment. Watching the road and sidewalks...

And waited.

And waited...

Finally! The street was clear!

I ran across the street from my hidden area, brick raised high!

Running towards the booze window!!!

Closer. Closer!

I throw the brick ahead and get ready to grab the booze and shove it in my pack....

Ready for the sound of the alarm!

Ready to run down the ESCAPE path I had already chosen...

Bonk!

The fucking brick bounced off the goddamned motherfucking plexiglass!

I was like wtf? It fucking bounced off? Arrgg!

I tapped the Window when I peeped the store! It sounded like glass... But no.

I thought about trying again but the traffic was picking up.

Later, I stole a pack of cigarettes from an unlocked car... And walked back to the flop. (Sleeping area for bums)
...........

This walk down memory lane was inspired by, Wizard32 @Wizard32 except I didnt get past the Window.


Back then you could get away with shit like that.
 
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HighTGymcel said:
Back then you could get away with shit like that.
Now you have to be black to get away with similarities.
 
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Emba said:
Now you have to be black to get away with similarities.
Kek:feelskek:
 
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I read it with a mysterious narrator voice in my head. IT WAS EPIC.
 
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"And today I own that liquor store."
 
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Emba NT-mogs us to death. And you wanna know why? Because the internet wasn’t invented back then. Trust me Bros, the internet is nothing but a big testo killing machine.
 
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based_meme said:
"And today I own that liquor store."
Brutal
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Emba NT-mogs us to death. And you wanna know why? Because the internet wasn’t invented back then. Trust me Bros, the internet is nothing but a big testo killing machine.
You spelled time wrong

Time = irreplaceable, and finite, life energy
 
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Emba said:
You spelled time wrong

Time = irreplaceable, and finite, life energy
No, no. I understand that you are old and maybe weak now but the internet makes young men weak when they are in their early 20s. You was a NT-Mogger in your early 20s.
 
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SoloAlex said:
No, no. I understand that you are old and maybe weak now but the internet makes young men weak when they are in their early 20s. You was a NT-Mogger in your early 20s.
No, no. You still misunderstand.

By goofing off on the internet you miss out on (potential) IRL adventures, and benefits.

Think of it as interactive television.

You are indeed correct that it weakens man, but weakness begins in the mind...

I was never that nt. I just did whatever I thought I needed to do. And off, it wasnt enough. (Because the blackpill existed back then too)

Basically, by watching "internet" all day, you are setting yourself farther behind in reality...

"You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes, no matter what you're dream might be." = \/

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW7NL9ZQ6c8
 
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Lycan said:
gotta be larping rn
You wouldn't be saying that if you see the way he posts.
 
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Emba said:
but weakness begins in the mind...
Agree. But your mind builds up when you are growing up. And too much internet in your early years can fuck up your mind.
Emba said:
I was never that nt
it’s still enough to mog this forum and most men in general
Emba said:
(Because the blackpill existed back then too)
I know resp. I can imagine
 
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