LifeFuel The story of Eddie Van Halen

[truecel22]

I just read the wikipedia page of Eddie Van Halen. It is lifeful tbh.
He was born as a mixed-race kid of a Dutch father and a woman from the East Indies.
According to blackpill theory this combination meant that his dad was unattractive and that the combination of the races would result in an incel.
As a matter of fact, he did have quite incel beginnings to his life.
His family had to move out of the Netherlands because the Dutch didn't approve the mixed-race union.
He moved to the US and was further bullied, largely in part due to his almost-incel appearance.

Despite all this he became one of the best guitarists in the history of the world.
He eventually had one kid, a son, with an actress.
The kid also looks quite incel but I read online that he was able to ascend with a hot foid due to his dad's legacy.
Based Van Halen!

Article with picture of young Van Halen:

Eddie Van Halen, Legendary Van Halen Guitarist, Has Died - GENRE IS DEAD!

Eddie Van Halen, the guitarist of Van Halen, has died. He was 65 years old. TMZ reports that Van Halen

genreisdead.com

Article of son and gf:

Wolfgang Van Halen Gets Engaged to Longtime Girlfriend Andraia Allsop

Congrats to the happy couple.

loudwire.com

 

[Newton the 2nd]

A rockstar in the 70s has had sex at least once jfl

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Just be born with talent theory

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

He doesn’t look mixed race at all. He looks completely white.

 

[BataviaCel]

Eddie Van Halen
Tinggi

1,73 m

I see he inherited her mother's goblina height

 

[truecel22]

He doesn’t look mixed race at all. He looks completely white.

His nose, his eyes, jawline, and slightly his skin tone would definitely be enough to throw off a white foid's personality detector.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

He doesn’t look mixed race at all. He looks completely white.

This had no idea was mixed race.

 

[Sepp Janko cel]

He doesn’t look mixed race at all. He looks completely white.

In addition I would say he’s at least a 6 facially.

 

[frmentalcel]

Just be born with talent theory

 

[Rick prime]

the Dutch didn't approve the mixed-race union.

I can't believe I trigger the dutch

 

[Emba]

Just be born a jew theory