What if I told you that you could get to ram your dick into a moist vagina, get a blowjob, fuck some feetpussy etc, no gf, prostitute or rape required?
Sex toys exist that closely replicate the real thing making masturbation a million times better. Don't listen to the dipshits on here that bought a $10 onahole on amazon and decided that their hand is better than their """"fleshlight"""". Get an actual Fleshlight(tm) fleshlight that won't degrade in 5 seconds and feel like shit. There are many different types of fleshlights and textures to choose from. There's of course ones that replicate vaginas. There's ones that replicate anal. There's one that replicates the feeling of a blowjob, the fleshlight turbo. I know mostly about just Fleshlight products as I am still an apprentice in this cope, but of course there are other sex toy companies. One product that recently came to my attention is the autoblow2. This machine will suck your dick for you! Combined with this (https://www.autoblow2.com/real-doll-mouth) just imagine
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"B-but all that shit is too expensive! Too much trouble to clean! My parents will see and laugh at me! Having a fleshlight is pathetic!"
No it isn't you stupid faggot. My fleshlight surge go was 60 dollars + 20 for some overpriced lube (I bought it from a shop but there's cheaper options on amazon). Anyone with a job can afford a few sex toys. And fleshlights are easy as fuck to clean literally just use water takes 30 seconds. As for family members seeing that sucks if you have no privacy, but most people here have enough and are just cucking themselves. I've left my fleshlight on the bathroom counter a couple times after washing it because I was high and forgot about it. I don't give a fuck if my family members saw it. Why of all people should an incel be ashamed of taking their sexual destiny into their own hands? It is completely illogical to feel shame about this or anything. High inhib is a curse that too many times will hold you back from greatness. Are you really willing to let your fear stop you from getting to plunge your penis into some moist pussy for eternity? If your family is really that bad, just fucking go ER.
"None of this bullshit matters because I will never have a gf and I should just rope."
This is when we enter gigacope territory, high end sex dolls.
Two companies I've looked into so far that make these are Realdoll and Sinthetics. At an upwards of $6000, this cope is quite the investment, but in my opinion is well worth the money. Don't buy the low quality chinese bullshit that will probably fall apart in a month, this is the way to go. @blackcel cheap ass mofo
Just imagine the uses for them. When I eventually get one of my own, I plan to use it as my surrogate companion, no bullshit. Maybe I'm imagining it but this actually gives me a more of reason to live.
"B-but muh uncanny valley though. Sex dolls look creepy and so are people that have them!"
You are a confirmed gay if nothing about those high end dolls appeal to you. Or you are as thick as the normalscum retards that wonder how people can get turned on by cartoons. You don't have to think of them as a real person all because it emulates one.
In the future, the sex doll cope will become even greater. Technologies improving all to make for a better experience for you, just imagine what's in store. Not sure about this but I think that dolls like the ones I pictured have been decreasing in price over time. This would make sense as they make way for the AI dolls in development which will one day replace real human relationships driving the human race extinct.
Remember bois, money can buy anything.
Sex toys exist that closely replicate the real thing making masturbation a million times better. Don't listen to the dipshits on here that bought a $10 onahole on amazon and decided that their hand is better than their """"fleshlight"""". Get an actual Fleshlight(tm) fleshlight that won't degrade in 5 seconds and feel like shit. There are many different types of fleshlights and textures to choose from. There's of course ones that replicate vaginas. There's ones that replicate anal. There's one that replicates the feeling of a blowjob, the fleshlight turbo. I know mostly about just Fleshlight products as I am still an apprentice in this cope, but of course there are other sex toy companies. One product that recently came to my attention is the autoblow2. This machine will suck your dick for you! Combined with this (https://www.autoblow2.com/real-doll-mouth) just imagine
."B-but all that shit is too expensive! Too much trouble to clean! My parents will see and laugh at me! Having a fleshlight is pathetic!"
No it isn't you stupid faggot. My fleshlight surge go was 60 dollars + 20 for some overpriced lube (I bought it from a shop but there's cheaper options on amazon). Anyone with a job can afford a few sex toys. And fleshlights are easy as fuck to clean literally just use water takes 30 seconds. As for family members seeing that sucks if you have no privacy, but most people here have enough and are just cucking themselves. I've left my fleshlight on the bathroom counter a couple times after washing it because I was high and forgot about it. I don't give a fuck if my family members saw it. Why of all people should an incel be ashamed of taking their sexual destiny into their own hands? It is completely illogical to feel shame about this or anything. High inhib is a curse that too many times will hold you back from greatness. Are you really willing to let your fear stop you from getting to plunge your penis into some moist pussy for eternity? If your family is really that bad, just fucking go ER.
"None of this bullshit matters because I will never have a gf and I should just rope."
This is when we enter gigacope territory, high end sex dolls.
Just imagine the uses for them. When I eventually get one of my own, I plan to use it as my surrogate companion, no bullshit. Maybe I'm imagining it but this actually gives me a more of reason to live.
"B-but muh uncanny valley though. Sex dolls look creepy and so are people that have them!"
You are a confirmed gay if nothing about those high end dolls appeal to you. Or you are as thick as the normalscum retards that wonder how people can get turned on by cartoons. You don't have to think of them as a real person all because it emulates one.
In the future, the sex doll cope will become even greater. Technologies improving all to make for a better experience for you, just imagine what's in store. Not sure about this but I think that dolls like the ones I pictured have been decreasing in price over time. This would make sense as they make way for the AI dolls in development which will one day replace real human relationships driving the human race extinct.
Remember bois, money can buy anything.
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