I truly hate this community
low iq you think this shit matters when ive never even talked to any girls or had the opportunity to show it off? gives me any advantage whatsoever? i ufcking hate this communities low iq fucking posts
in contrast to all my other equally genius posts? this one just postured enough to earn your favor
Go ER
Listen Fructose cornsyrup and Aqua formula is no substitute for real pussy juice, end of story. The fact you are fucking something made out of a material that is a glorified car tyre, only dyed pink changes nothing. Rubber is designed to tear up and grip asphalt in race cars that weigh tons and don't slip when turning corners at 200mph. So for me to report I got carpet burns is backed up by basic physics.
Yes 3D printing is technically illegal but who the fuck will arrest you?
a- there are no concrete laws
b- you could argue that if someone is a public figure, if they have social media, so your sculpt is a fair use parody.
I highly doubt anything you could manage to make yourself would match the quality of a real sex doll. the look is just one thing. There is also the texture, makeup, hair, mouthpussy insert. I still dont even get what kind of scenario you are imagining where you could just make it yourself.
And dafuk are you talking about car tire for? the fleshlight is designed for your dick. it being made out of some of the same materials doesn't mean anything. I've never heard of carpet burns from them before
Dude. You fucked a pro without a condom on? Are you fucking stupid? You're gonna get herpes on your herpes, man.
Herpes is the least of your worries when STD maxxing. Gonorrhea is the worst.
That said I got so fucking bored escort with condoms I actually went 14 months without a pro because of it.
Thinking I might die of
I won't have kids, no woman wants me anyway. To me pregnancy is the the worst STD in the world.
I seriously doubt I'd catch a life threatening STD, even if I did I'd just rope.
no bro. you'll regret it when you catch it
Holy shit - I didn't know they would let you do it without a condom on?? I've never paid for a gal I'm way too (((stingy))) but I do see the chicks on pof looking for "generous gentlemen" though and the going rate for them is usually $100. Where do you find your ladies at? I know they took backpage down.
I want an anime sex doll for it to get out of the uncanny valley and even look better than real foids.
Unfortunately, they currently look like this:
I'm hoping that it will get a lot better in the future, I mean I'd imagine that there's a big market for it. My second choice is to get an asian looking sex doll (I'm attracted to both whites and asians but I find that they look better as dolls in comparison to european looking dolls)
Unfortunately, they currently look like this:
I'm hoping that it will get a lot better in the future, I mean I'd imagine that there's a big market for it. My second choice is to get an asian looking sex doll (I'm attracted to both whites and asians but I find that they look better as dolls in comparison to european looking dolls)
One of the benefits of being a UK-cel. Prostitution is no more legal here in the UK than USA, but the government and the Police care little about it, so leave us John's alone as long as we don't curb-crawl.
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As for vaginal sex without condom, its not a free for all. It takes nerves to ask for it cause acceptance or rejection is a knife edge.
Women are more desperate for money than they let on. They will try and rip you off thinking it is you who is desperate.
But if you fish right in this oversaturated market the condom will come off.
after cumming in my fleshlight to some oreimo hentai i would like to attest to this thread
Every incel should have one along with every man for that matter, it just feels much better and it's not like foids are going to help you out in that department anytime soon. I use some $16-18 chinkshit fleshlight with saliva and water and it works pretty well for me.
Every incel should have one along with every man for that matter, it just feels much better and it's not like foids are going to help you out in that department anytime soon. I use some $16-18 chinkshit fleshlight with saliva and water and it works pretty well for me.
You are truly based. Are u still alive?What if I told you that you could get to ram your dick into a moist vagina, get a blowjob, fuck some feetpussy etc, no gf, prostitute or rape required?
Sex toys exist that closely replicate the real thing making masturbation a million times better. Don't listen to the dipshits on here that bought a $10 onahole on amazon and decided that their hand is better than their """"fleshlight"""". Get an actual Fleshlight(tm) fleshlight that won't degrade in 5 seconds and feel like shit. There are many different types of fleshlights and textures to choose from. There's of course ones that replicate vaginas. There's ones that replicate anal. There's one that replicates the feeling of a blowjob, the fleshlight turbo. I know mostly about just Fleshlight products as I am still an apprentice in this cope, but of course there are other sex toy companies. One product that recently came to my attention is the autoblow2. This machine will suck your dick for you! Combined with this (https://www.autoblow2.com/real-doll-mouth) just imagine.
"B-but all that shit is too expensive! Too much trouble to clean! My parents will see and laugh at me! Having a fleshlight is pathetic!"
No it isn't you stupid faggot. My fleshlight surge go was 60 dollars + 20 for some overpriced lube (I bought it from a shop but there's cheaper options on amazon). Anyone with a job can afford a few sex toys. And fleshlights are easy as fuck to clean literally just use water takes 30 seconds. As for family members seeing that sucks if you have no privacy, but most people here have enough and are just cucking themselves. I've left my fleshlight on the bathroom counter a couple times after washing it because I was high and forgot about it. I don't give a fuck if my family members saw it. Why of all people should an incel be ashamed of taking their sexual destiny into their own hands? It is completely illogical to feel shame about this or anything. High inhib is a curse that too many times will hold you back from greatness. Are you really willing to let your fear stop you from getting to plunge your penis into some moist pussy for eternity? If your family is really that bad, just fucking go ER.
"None of this bullshit matters because I will never have a gf and I should just rope."
This is when we enter gigacope territory, high end sex dolls.
Two companies I've looked into so far that make these are Realdoll and Sinthetics. At an upwards of $6000, this cope is quite the investment, but in my opinion is well worth the money. Don't buy the low quality chinese bullshit that will probably fall apart in a month, this is the way to go. @blackcel cheap ass mofo
Just imagine the uses for them. When I eventually get one of my own, I plan to use it as my surrogate companion, no bullshit. Maybe I'm imagining it but this actually gives me a more of reason to live.
"B-but muh uncanny valley though. Sex dolls look creepy and so are people that have them!"
You are a confirmed gay if nothing about those high end dolls appeal to you. Or you are as thick as the normalscum retards that wonder how people can get turned on by cartoons. You don't have to think of them as a real person all because it emulates one.
In the future, the sex doll cope will become even greater. Technologies improving all to make for a better experience for you, just imagine what's in store. Not sure about this but I think that dolls like the ones I pictured have been decreasing in price over time. This would make sense as they make way for the AI dolls in development which will one day replace real human relationships driving the human race extinct.
Remember bois, money can buy anything.
unfortunately
Do you have sex dolls? I heard about this sexdoll that has built in heating and for the lube u can literally just use water.
Makes it easier to clean out
1. I'm back in this necro trash thread, and this line couldn't be any more ironic
2. Anybody who thinks a doll is going to be able to replace a warm body next to you with heat, with weight, panting, sweating, etc, is a fucking idiot or in complete denial. Until the robotics and AI get to the point where you can't tell its not a human, it will never be worth it
no one thinks that
You aren't saying you do, but your words sure are implying you do:
Those dolls are worthless, and if anyone who thought otherwise just fucked a whore once, they'd change their mind
With all the money it would cost over the years to own and maintain these devices, your time is much better spent wealthmaxxing so you can just fuck whores at your leisure instead
I know I know - "But there's no guarantee I'll make it"
Yeah, I came to terms with that for a while now, if I fail I kill myself, if I succeed I'll no longer feel like dying, win win
I always find it weird how all the incels on this forum don't see this as the perfect oppurtunity, all of us are always talking about how much we want to die and how tired we are of life, then why is it not of us are making any "death pacts" with ourselves in pursuit of an enjoyable life
That's why I found this quote so ironic, its your low standards and lack of desire that's holding you back from greatness, to the point where you speak about fucking a sex toy as if it has anything to do with "greatness"
But this thread was 3 years ago, so maybe you've already changed your mind, maybe you've already fucked a whore and realized how much of a joke this thread was
you're acting like it's one or the other. dolls aren't anything more than an object to me. better than hand and offers something fleshlights don't. offers things a hooker can't. saw a hooker once and it was supremely shit experience that I prob won't repeat until at the very least I'm not risking covid.
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Yes, there is. I will post right now. And I found a way to make Incels ascend. https://www.realdoll.com/product/harmony-x/
You don't have to repeat the experience if you change how you went about it, so I don't get your point here
Oh yeah, when you are fucking a whore what you have to worry about is the COVID virus, this excuse makes a lot of sense lol. If you aren't worried about the STD's, the slim possibility of getting robbed, etc, why the hell would the COVID virus be what prevents you from doing it?
The COVID virus is over-hyped, its basically only killing old people and young children, its a "culling" virus, I would not be surprised if it was created and let our on purpose (I highly doubt that, but its well designed for the purpose of population control, it gets rid of the old and keeps the breeding part of the population alive for the most part)
It is, the moment I can escortcel consistently (once a week or every 2 weeks) I'm going to stop masturbating and just delete my entire porn collection, there'd be no point for that anymore.
What's the point of utilizing the inferior knockoff brand if you have access to the superior original brand
It would be like buying both the generic and the prescription brand of a drug you need
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no good substitute for actual gf
1. Its expensive because you aren't wealthmaxxed and/or you are hookercelling in an expensive area, I plan on moving to SEA where its extremely cheap to begin with and the countries there have a very low cost of living, the problem with a lot of you guys is you are too attached to the life you already have, so what you do is "half measure" changes to your life, and then you complain that "it doesn't work"
For example, if you are an incel in New York, you'd have to be an idiot to stay in New York to hookercel after you are wealthmaxxed, you are doing yourself a disservice. Leave New York, better yet leave your country, if you can't leave your life behind, then it wasn't that bad to begin with
There is no one attachment in my life that could keep me where I am
2. Attitude and service, again, has to do with "outlet", if you aren't willing to make any extreme changes to your life to get what you want then stop complaining already, nobody is forcing you to go to the places you do. The sex market in my country isn't even that great and the first (and only) random whore I fucked was enthusiastic and gave good service
I don't fuck escorts, I fuck whores, I just realized you one of those fools purchasing "high end" holes and paying exorbitant prices
You don't know of any brothels?
If I have to "book" anything I know I'm at the wrong venue, that's a whore who is kidding herself and acting like she has a job
Its been a few years and I can barely remember the face of the whore I fucked, but I can remember her body and what it felt like, so no, I can't relate to your experience at all, maybe you are just seeing some low quality whores, get out of that "escort" shit lol
They are just overpriced whores that have the luxury to spite their customers, a whore that works for a pimp or has bills she desperately needs to pay will provide good service
This is why I want to start referring to escortcelling as hookercelling, because we really need to "phase" this shit out, I can't believe there are guys who pay escorts, I never would, it isn't worth it, whores/hookers are different though
Why don't you just fuck regular whores?
OhNoOsho
seems like a good way to get stds
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Sure, I am pro-freedom and private property; but the idea that any of that can ever substitute for someone that really loves you back is delusional.
Pretty much no one can travel, unless they are wealthmaxxed, hence why I said I'm wealthmaxxing
"An entire country of women aren't attractive enough for me, and btw you are entitled and privileged and I am definitely an incel"
The irony of you calling me entitled and privileged while you reject an entire country of women as "not good enough" for you, do you have no self awareness at all?
That actually sounds like a really good strategy, but no I don't live in the west, at this point I have to assume that english is not your first language, because it seems like you have misinterpreted what I said
Then leave the west
I like asian women so I'm moving to SEA
Don't like asian women?
Move to an Eastern European country
Like black women?
Move to the Dominican Republic
The problem guys like you don't really want the things you say you want, anybody can tell by the way you speak about these topics, you haven't put any thought into escaping your income bracket, you haven't put any thought into what it would take to change your entire life around and how you could do it, how you could build wealth, and that's because deep down you have no intentions of changing your life to begin with, as much as you hate it, you are comfortable with it
I know that, but my point is nobody should be paying to fuck escorts period, because all escorts are considered "high end" prostitutes, that's why they are called "escorts" rather than "prostitutes", and pretty much all of them are overpriced, maybe if you go to a place in Eastern Europe or SEA you could find cheap escorts, I never bothered to look
Good luck learning a SEA language1. Its expensive because you aren't wealthmaxxed and/or you are hookercelling in an expensive area, I plan on moving to SEA where its extremely cheap to begin with and the countries there have a very low cost of living, the problem with a lot of you guys is you are too attached to the life you already have, so what you do is "half measure" changes to your life, and then you complain that "it doesn't work"
For example, if you are an incel in New York, you'd have to be an idiot to stay in New York to hookercel after you are wealthmaxxed, you are doing yourself a disservice. Leave New York, better yet leave your country, if you can't leave your life behind, then it wasn't that bad to begin with
There is no one attachment in my life that could keep me where I am
2. Attitude and service, again, has to do with "outlet", if you aren't willing to make any extreme changes to your life to get what you want then stop complaining already, nobody is forcing you to go to the places you do. The sex market in my country isn't even that great and the first (and only) random whore I fucked was enthusiastic and gave good service
I don't fuck escorts, I fuck whores, I just realized you one of those fools purchasing "high end" holes and paying exorbitant prices
You don't know of any brothels?
If I have to "book" anything I know I'm at the wrong venue, that's a whore who is kidding herself and acting like she has a job
Its been a few years and I can barely remember the face of the whore I fucked, but I can remember her body and what it felt like, so no, I can't relate to your experience at all, maybe you are just seeing some low quality whores, get out of that "escort" shit lol
They are just overpriced whores that have the luxury to spite their customers, a whore that works for a pimp or has bills she desperately needs to pay will provide good service
This is why I want to start referring to escortcelling as hookercelling, because we really need to "phase" this shit out, I can't believe there are guys who pay escorts, I never would, it isn't worth it, whores/hookers are different though
Why don't you just fuck regular whores?
OhNoOsho
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Fucking escorts too, the idea that escorts are "safer" is a meme, and if you use protection the infection rate for these diseases is ridiculously low
For example when it comes to HIV, a man who has anal, vaginal, or oral sex with a woman that has detectable levels of HIV has a less than 2% chance of contracting it (and that's WITHOUT USING A CONDOM)
Yes, do you see how exaggerated this all is, you have less than a 2% chance of getting HIV if you fucked a bitch raw in her ass, mouth and pussy WITHOUT A CONDOM, so what are your chances WITH A CONDOM?, like 0.00001%?
Like I said, you guys don't really want what you claim you want, and that's why you don't do any research into these things, you don't actually care about your life, you are content with how it is
1. Don't need to learn it that well, the ones that have active sex tourism markets, like Thailand for example, have a lot of english speakers as a result of that, most of their best paying customers who have US dollars and who are potential "sugar daddys" and "husbands" speak english, so these women learn to speak english, and the people of that country learn to speak english because tourism is a big part of their economy
2. Learning a new language isn't hard when you are immersed in it everyday, I'll be living wherever I go for years, so its not like I won't have the time
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Herpes, hep c? I think there's another one you can get with a condom also. I have looked into this shit you coper. I've escortcelled as much as you haveFucking escorts too, the idea that escorts are "safer" is a meme, and if you use protection the infection rate for these diseases is ridiculously low
For example when it comes to HIV, a man who has anal, vaginal, or oral sex with a woman that has detectable levels of HIV has a less than 2% chance of contracting it (and that's WITHOUT USING A CONDOM)
Yes, do you see how exaggerated this all is, you have less than a 2% chance of getting HIV if you fucked a bitch raw in her ass, mouth and pussy WITHOUT A CONDOM, so what are your chances WITH A CONDOM?, like 0.00001%?
Like I said, you guys don't really want what you claim you want, and that's why you don't do any research into these things, you don't actually care about your life, you are content with how it is
1. Don't need to learn it that well, the ones that have active sex tourism markets, like Thailand for example, have a lot of english speakers as a result of that, most of their best paying customers who have US dollars and who are potential "sugar daddys" and "husbands" speak english, so these women learn to speak english, and the people of that country learn to speak english because tourism is a big part of their economy
2. Learning a new language isn't hard when you are immersed in it everyday, I'll be living wherever I go for years, so its not like I won't have the time
Using a condom also sucks ass can't feel shit. No substitute for loving gf
You getting these things has nothing to do with the condom because it spreads via skin to skin, just be careful of the the outlets you go to, this is why research is important, there are entire forums dedicated to sex tourism, men who write guides on where to go, what to do, what to look for, how to stay safe, etc
Working every week day sucks too, but its that or be homeless, and I doubt you will choose homelessness because "I don't want to work", so I don't get your point. Same with your "no substitute for a loving gf" nonsense, there's no substitute for a lot of things that you ironically accept the substitute for, you guys never apply this logic to other aspects of life you are logically inconsistent, you only apply it to sex and relationships
You know full well how retarded it would be to apply it to employment, or wealth, or anything else
"Doing without" because you "can't get X" is not logical, its just childish and stupid, you would not starve yourself of food because you can't eat at a 5 star restaurant, you would not stay thirsty and not drink tap water because "I want bottled sparkling water", you don't apply this childish retard logic to anything else, with every other thing in your life you do the logical and common sense thing, take from the options you have available and make the best of it
There's a lot of things many people won't get in life, that doesn't stop them from finding an alternative, in fact it never does
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