Serious The police are outside my house

[übertard]

I am hiding in my house right now, and I don’t know if I’ll even get to finish typing this. There are some police officers outside knocking at the door, apparently they are from counter-terrorism and need to talk with me about my post history. I’m so scared right now guys. I said I was going to blow up a hospital because I was an incel, but didn‘t put ‘in minecraft’ at the end. They are saying I have 5 minutes to edit my post and add ‘in video game’ or they will send in a heli squadron and call for a sniper team. please how do I edit my post guys I’m so scared I can hear more police cars further up the street

 

[BlackPilledNeet]

Hope they arrest you and jail you so you can ASScend with bubba soon

 

[Animecel2D]

Open the door bro, we just want to have a nice chat with you

 

[übertard]

Mods pls move to lounge, sorry for shitposting in ID

 

[Deleted member 36910]

übertard​

 

[Deleted member 41988]

same thing happened to me one week ago, I put in Minecraft asap to avoid being arrested for terrorism, next remembER to put in Minecraft, or at least tag me

 

[BrettyBoy]

Mods pls move to lounge, sorry for shitposting in ID

Serious post or joke?

 

[Deleted member 41988]

Serious post or joke?

I think serious, I'm too high IQ to understand when a post is serious and when it's not

 

[Glerforpus]

Advertise your only fans that’ll stop em

 

[übertard]

I think serious, I'm too high IQ to understand when a post is serious and when it's not

It’s serious guys, I can see the red dots on my windows, the snipers are aiming at me. The police say they are sending the heli in oh fuck shit

 

[racoon4]

who do you think called them?

 

[HighTGymcel]

Gay and shit larp post

 

[übertard]

Can you guys not see that this post is making fun of people who put ‘in video game’ after detailing their wishes to commit acts of mass violence as if it makes it suddenly ok

 

[lemon21]

Can you guys not see that this post is making fun of people who put ‘in video game’ after detailing their wishes to commit acts of mass violence as if it makes it suddenly ok

They clearly are expressing their desire for murder and destruction (in video game) which is fine because video games are not real.

 

[übertard]

They clearly are expressing their desire for murder and destruction (in video game) which is fine because video games are not real.

Sneir: I am incelkommando I kill all filthy whores pop their clogs fuck stupid bitched I take cocaine and kill all mf sluts with ak47 modified scope fuck interpol I don’t give a single fuck fuck the hoes, then I blow up train with mf c4 from dark web ship to my house by incelcommando and blow these mf sluts bitched they kick the bucket (In Vedio game)

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

who do you think called them?
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Is that a jew or Italian

 

[racoon4]

Is that a jew or Italian

jew

 

[Deleted member 41190]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Deleted member 40252]

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

jew

At first I thought it was a German

 

[RandomGuy]