JFL The new fantastic 4 movie is gonna bomb so hard

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Imagine making this and thinking that it's gonna be successful.

You have the femoid masculine archetype, the beta boy cuck fag, the demasculated johnny storm, and the pebble.

The costumes look shit, the actors look nothing like the actual comic characters, the setting is lame.

And then after all of that you have this thing..

This movie makes the original fantastic 4 from the early 2000's look like citizen kane.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

This looks like absolute garbage

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

This looks like absolute garbage

trve

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I wish they just hired a hot bimbo whore who showed off her tits. Would bring more enjoyment then some pathetic foid pretending to act strong.

 

[Roastie Crusher]

I wish they just hired a hot bimbo whore who showed off her tits. Would bring more enjoyment then some pathetic foid pretending to act strong.
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[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

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very nice

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Growing up with the old movies makes me appreciate them more. I used to have a thing and johnny storm action figure when I was little.

Loved the 2005 movie when I was a kid. Even played the game on the OG xbox.

What a shame to rob kids of their youth. Now they will grow up with slop garbage, and think that it holds any substance.

 

[Mecoja]

Jessica Alba was at least hot, agree.

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I remember this series, she was so young and hot.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Jessica Alba was at least hot, agree.

I remember this series, she was so young and hot.

Fertile indeed

 

[beyondschizo]

I wish they just hired a hot bimbo whore who showed off her tits. Would bring more enjoyment then some pathetic foid pretending to act strong.
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pathetic and ugly* nowadays

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

pathetic and ugly* nowadays

True

Roasties stop being breedable early on. By 25 they're worthless.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

True

Roasties stop being breedable early on. By 25 they're worthless.

(Probably even sooner then that nowadays)

 

[beyondschizo]

True

Roasties stop being breedable early on. By 25 they're worthless.

Yea but I was talking about the casting. Back then actresses were hot, nowadays they're fat, ugly and brown because of DiVeRsItY

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Yea but I was talking about the casting. Back then actresses were hot, nowadays they're fat, ugly and brown because of DiVeRsItY

They've definitely gotten fuglier as time goes on. All of them have no tits and ass as well.

 

[beyondschizo]

They've definitely gotten fuglier as time goes on. All of them have no tits and ass as well.
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Some of them do tho.
I think Sydney Sweeney is pretty hot

I'd gladly put my incel cock between her mommy milkers

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Some of them do tho.
I think Sydney Sweeney is pretty hot
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I'd gladly put my incel cock between her mommy milkers

Not bad