Figure 1. The Jew
THE JEWS CAUSED MY INCELDOM
I don't know about the existence of an omnibenevolent being above all this, but I'm sure that this planet is a prison. But knowledge sets you free right? So I studied and studied, and in the crevices I found that omnipresent force that were the movers of history: the jews. There was a hadith about how in the end times trees and stones would speak telling muslim warriors that there were jews hiding behind them, rather than something literal I think this is gesturing towards a profound truth. The profound truth being that below everything there is a jew.
The power of the jew is not financial, its spiritual, its through sigils and signs. They have successfully remolded the world according to their values. Christianity and Islam, the dominant religion of the world are offshoots of Judaism. The stories and myths that billions recount derive from the jews.
The jews believe there are layers to the Torah, that beyond the story itself there is something deeper, and below that something even deeper!
Maybe I needed to study with a rabbi, maybe that was the best idea. But their interpretation is colored by the babylonian Talmud. I needed to weed out the eternal truth, I had no time for more recent interpretations colored by the politics of their time.
I just studied and studied taking notes. One day my restless head, filled with a boatload of caffeine underwent a vision. A vision so profound it was realer than reality itself! an epiphany of the magnitude seen in the prophets of old.
I saw the story in totality, from beginning to now; it was not like reading a book, it was more like capturing every frame of a movie simultaneously with full understanding. It weighed on me like a mountain, my back was crushed from the added load of a divine epiphany.
With full clarity I recount the history:
The jews knew of my existence before I was born, how could they not? They implemented certain countermeasures upon mankind to prevent those like me from exerting their will to power upon the jews, in short they stunt man from becoming ubermensch.
Using techniques learnt first tested in MKUltra they altered the human psychosphere to make my traits undesirable. This would ensure that I would be constantly harmed and rejected by mankind. As for love? forget it, not only has this manipulation run its tendrils deep into the minds of women, the jews knew better than to leave it at that. They invented online dating, a poison to a true godly bond, an anglerfish for the lonely. No aspect of life was safe from their reach, they created the school system to turn men into shabbos goys and tuned it specifically to breed the formation of hierarchy where those once spirited are crushed.
As an adult am I free from their reach? Far from it. Vacant homes have prices extravagant, and the benches have spikes. They commodified homelessness if you can believe it, I could sleep on the bench but it has these retractable spikes which you have to put coins into to retract. A talmudic deal if I've seen one. But such an open place is a wretched place. The patterns on the ground, in the trees, on the wood of the bench are kabbalistic symbols ingraining the will of the jews upon the goyim. The animals; pigeons, ants, cats, and so on, are but Solomonic watchers for the jews.
Even something as simple as getting milk has been corrupted by their influence. One day I awoke from my bench and went to buy milk, but as everyone knows by now pasteurization was invented by the jews, so of course I needed to be a bit picky. Thus, I tried finding an alternative, I doubt there was any raw milk nearby though, so something plant based maybe. I was walking along and my eyes quickly turned to the wall packed full of cartons of free soy milk.
"That's it, that's my salvation," I thought, "away from the grip of the Rothschilds."
I did not question the label of "free", I in my cattle-like instincts hurried to take all of it via a comically large cart. What a fool I am! The concept of free doesn't exist in the mind of the jew, I should have known. The following day after I drank all the soy milk I had suddenly developed gynecomastia! A clever tactic by the jews to emasculate me. I looked in the mirror and this is what I saw, what devillish babylonian sihr have the jews conducted?
I cried to God, spending all night in prayer, I begged him to save me from this nightmare. But I, in my emotional state, was blinded by one crucial fact. That fact being that God is the God of the jews. So when he descended at night he asked me to pay tzedakah.
"My lord, I do not have shekels to spare," I said in a murmuring voice.
"Fear not, for you will not being paying with the things of this world but your life," God replied.
"I am ready ya rabb, take my life!" I hastily exclaimed.
Then God spoke and my heart went dead, "No goy, I'm sending you to Gaza to be ripped apart by the IDF."
"Will I finally lose my inceldom, o elohim?" I said excitedly.
"Shut your bitch ass up!" God commanded.
Suddenly I woke up in a POW camp in an Israeli occupied section of Gaza. I was blindfolded, my neck was being stepped on, my body was laid stomach down on the floor. I heard the voice of an Israeli soldier.
"This is it," I thought, "my inceldom will be no more. Virgins await me in Jannah."
But I did not lose my inceldom, instead I just had a knife run through my scrotum. My body swiftly died of shock from the pain inflicted on me. I awoke, or rather my soul awoke, in an even darker place. It was Sheol.
Sheol was worse than anything that I could have ever imagined. There was no fire, torturers, or anything like that. There were only jews. Millions of them. Stretching back to the time of Jacob (PBUH). It was a society, much like our capitalist one, but completely Jewish. There was no day-night cycle there, there was no end to work, no time to rest contrary to biblical accounts. More than that, all commodities had awful prices; you had to haggle for everything, there were no fixed prices.
Worst of all, the mog never stopped. Not only did the jews money-mog me even in tartarus but the 10 foot nephilim took all the foid spirits for themselves. Even with infinite time my inceldom was guaranteed. My sole thought there was that I must plot against the jews. I must find him
It was a while before anything substantial happened. Since being trapped there I tried finding the only man that could stop this nonsense. Unfortunately I found no luck, that is, until one day. I kept hearing rumors about this man with a singular testicle, at first I thought "No, it can't be," but the details kept piling up. It was him. The following day, I hitchhiked on a seraph to the containment facility of this man, and what I saw was horrific.
Adolph had his body contorted into a hakenkreuz shape, most likely by God. He was surrounded by a concentric wall of angels preventing him from escaping to any other part of Sheol. I felt at a loss, there was no way I could break him out of a prison like this. But then I remembered, Hamas. Every day, they get martyred. I must find them and collect them to achieve our final victory.
The situation had taken a rather disappointing turn though. I was able to find the martyrs of Hamas, but they completely rejected my proposal of freeing the mustache man from his angelic prison. Their reason being, and I quote, "he was among the tyrants of the kuffar." But, I did convince them to join me in retrieving a little something that could help in freeing us from the grip of these golems: The foreskin of the founding Jew (Abraham). My thought process was that if we reattach the foreskin it will break the jews' covenant with God freeing the world of this talmudic evil. At the time I had not a single clue where it could found, or if it was even in Sheol. I though this could have been a fools errand, but we had infinite time so I did not care.
And indeed one day we had found Abraham's foreskin, possibly after centuries, but we have had no opportunity to reattach it to him. Some of the martyrs said that we should just attach it to some random jew, but I thought that was a bad idea. There was no guarantee that attaching it to some random jew will break the covenant. Again, we had all the time to kidnap Abraham, but it was certainly not an easy task.
Verily the jews guarded him well, he is their father after all, but not well enough. All jews have one weakness: shekels. We had all of our Hamas operatives dressed as anthropomorphic shekels whilst I made my way to father Avraham. When I met him, I said "shalom alaichem", and he said "walaikum". I should have known he was a muslim. This made the situation far more complicated as it meant he could explode at any moment thus resetting our progress during the reattachment. But we had to make due.
When he was captured, we wasted no time in performing the reattachment. Every time he was about to explode we wish peace and blessings upon the prophet of God, his companion, and his lineage; this alongside reading quran verses seemed to calm him down. When they were done we had expected to reverse the covenant, but God wasn't done with us.
God descended. He saw our mischief, and he saw that the mischief wasn't good. Swiftly, He destroyed the Hamas martyrs, giving them true death in Sheol. He was about to kill me too, but then He saw that Abraham's foreskin was still intact. So He questioned me.
"Why is it uncut?" He asked.
"He never cut it," I answered, "It was merely a trick so that you may give him blessings."
"Then what are you doing here?"
"He was about to get it cut. He was embarrassed, he didn't want you to know so he staged his kidnapping so that we may give him circumcision"
"Fair enough," God said, "But for his deception I will take my covenant away from him and his lineage. For you, you're causing too many problems, get out of here."
And before you knew it I woke up back at my anti-homeless bench. I couldn't believe it, the world suddenly was jew-free! Now I can sleep well on my coin fueled anti-homeless bench knowing that at my minimum wage job my labor is being exploited by a true patriot.
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