It's Over The Incel Friendlessness Crisis: New Incel Category beyond KHHV

[SlayerSlayer]

FLKHHV is the new most extreme category of incel:

You are a FRIENDLESS KISSLESS HAND HOLDLESS VIRGIN.
ON TOP OF BEING KHHV YOU DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS.

A lot of different incels really overestimate what it means to be a friend, or rather, they think they are friends with someone, when it's probably more likely they just think of you as an acquaintance.

Here's how I would define a friend, ask yourself these things if the person in question is actually a friend, because he may actually just be an acquaintance that you overestimate to be a friend, or even worse, a FAKE friend:

1. Would your friend humiliate you to increase his own status? You should be able to be a flawed imperfect human around a friend, you should be able to trust them not to humiliate you behind your back just so that they increase their own social status. This excludes 90% of people you probably thought are friends. NEWS FLASH, a person who enjoys humiliating you is no friend.
2. Is there a sense of mutual respect? The power balance should feel reciprocated. If you text something, does he respond? If you invite him, does he come? Does he tell you if he's gonna be late? Does he ever invite you or do anything to make the friendship not feel like you are putting all the work in? A friendship should feel like a safe game of pingpong that's always being played.
3. Does the person make you safe? It should feel right that among a crowd of strangers that you'd probably enjoy spending time with this person the most unless some bitch is there and she wants to suck your dick (unlikely). You should personally enjoy spending time with a friend, because they offer a sense of shared belonging or stability in your life. You should be able to meet with a friend IN REAL LIFE, because you TRUST them. If you aren't willing to meet someone you talk to on discord then they aren't a friend.

The reality is that a lot of incels can't even have friends because everyone that we let into our lives just wants to use us or humiliate us in some way so they are able to pivot to higher status friends.

 

[Shark]

I have 0 friends

 

[plastic chewer]

I'm AJKHHV

(acquaintanceless + jobless)

 

[spellbound]

I have never had even a single friend, even when i was a kid.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I'm AJKHHV

(acquaintanceless + jobless)

I didn't even think about that, man

 

[End Hypergamy]

A real friend doesn't talk shit about you behind your back. A real friend tells it like it is.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

FAKHHVHBIJJCTDTMHMSSWDFW: THE ONLY PERMAVIRGIN TRUECELS

Friendless Acquaintanceless Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin Weak Beauty-less Incel Joyless Jobless Crippled Timid Demented Thirsty Momless Hapless Meaningless Sad Second-class Weak Demoralized Fucked-up Wizard

 

[VanGobbel]

If you have actual friends (not normies using your subhumanity to feel better about themselves), you might be fakecel tbh

 

[Dead End]

FLKHHV

What does the 'L' stand for? "-less"? If so, why wouldn't the acronym be FLKLHLHLV?

 

[VanGobbel]

FAKHHVHBIJJCTDTMHMSSWDFW: THE ONLY PERMAVIRGIN TRUECELS

Friendless Acquaintanceless Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin Weak Beauty-less Incel Joyless Jobless Crippled Timid Demented Thirsty Momless Hapless Meaningless Sad Second-class Weak Demoralized Fucked-up Wizard

@Animecel2D new sig when?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

What does the 'L' stand for? "-less"? If so, why wouldn't the acronym be FLKLHLHLV?

we've always used KHHV, so the acronym never made sense to begin with

 

[Animecel2D]

@Animecel2D new sig when?

 

[Dead End]

we've always used KHHV, so the acronym never made sense to begin with

Your acronym should be made into FKHHV for consistency.

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

I'm AJKHHV

(acquaintanceless + jobless)

Same, I'm a total outcast.

 

[Sir Silentium]

Without this site I would be friendless - But the amount of friends on this site is incredible.

 

[starcrapoo]

I'm completely isolated as an oldcel

My safe place is sitting in front of my PC playing video games and rotting on my bed.

If I go out and see normies hanging out with their friends that's enough to make me depressed.

Life truly sucks but I know that I'm not the only one. A lot of normies themselves are lonely as it's clear that we have a male loneliness epidemic in general.

 

[Trident]

great post

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

and NEET too

 

[VanGobbel]

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[semir mujic]

PFLKHHV
(P) = plastic cel
Body full of microplastics because eats only goyslop
New category

 

[Aventador]

Without this site I would be friendless - But the amount of friends on this site is incredible.

Agreed, its better to vent here with people who understand - rather than bottling our problems.

Spicy take, but if you can't make friends (even with other incels) - you are the problem.

How's you day going bro?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Without this site I would be friendless - But the amount of friends on this site is incredible.

have you met anyone in real life though? if they wont be willing to meetup in person they arent a real friend.

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

I'm AJKHHV

(acquaintanceless + jobless)

moga me

 

[Onlywaifusareforme]

No for the first,
No the for second
Probably for the third.
I'm not really a person that has any connections besides online and even then, it's far and between. Might be over

 

[rcnfive]

make that two F's - FFLKHHV

i have no friends OR family

 

[guessthatsit]

I dont have any friends ;-;

 

[mysoginymaxxer]

FLKHHV is the new most extreme category of incel:

You are a FRIENDLESS KISSLESS HAND HOLDLESS VIRGIN.
ON TOP OF BEING KHHV YOU DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS.

A lot of different incels really overestimate what it means to be a friend, or rather, they think they are friends with someone, when it's probably more likely they just think of you as an acquaintance.

Here's how I would define a friend, ask yourself these things if the person in question is actually a friend, because he may actually just be an acquaintance that you overestimate to be a friend, or even worse, a FAKE friend:

1. Would your friend humiliate you to increase his own status? You should be able to be a flawed imperfect human around a friend, you should be able to trust them not to humiliate you behind your back just so that they increase their own social status. This excludes 90% of people you probably thought are friends. NEWS FLASH, a person who enjoys humiliating you is no friend.
2. Is there a sense of mutual respect? The power balance should feel reciprocated. If you text something, does he respond? If you invite him, does he come? Does he tell you if he's gonna be late? Does he ever invite you or do anything to make the friendship not feel like you are putting all the work in? A friendship should feel like a safe game of pingpong that's always being played.
3. Does the person make you safe? It should feel right that among a crowd of strangers that you'd probably enjoy spending time with this person the most unless some bitch is there and she wants to suck your dick (unlikely). You should personally enjoy spending time with a friend, because they offer a sense of shared belonging or stability in your life. You should be able to meet with a friend IN REAL LIFE, because you TRUST them. If you aren't willing to meet someone you talk to on discord then they aren't a friend.

The reality is that a lot of incels can't even have friends because everyone that we let into our lives just wants to use us or humiliate us in some way so they are able to pivot to higher status friends.

Quality post
The problem is, you can apply all 3 of those things to acquaintances

 

[Wolfstorm]

I have zero friends and everybody online wants to use me somewhat.

For instance, I built a entire dlc for Skyrim, which took more than 10,000 hours of work to accomplish. I made it for my own enjoyment (it is a hobby, if I dont build I go crazy), but people on the internet want it for free. I charged them 400k for the release, and they got mad at it, now my work was censored by algorithm in major platforms, search engines, etc. I literally became a ghost. How can I make friends in this case? I can't, the situation will only spurt more hate and misanthropy. They want to exploit me of my work, then complain when I make money from speculation. I can't make friends with this people, it is impossible. They are evil.

 

[D00M3D]

thats lowkey me

 

[ihatelife2]

The title is catchy ngl

 

[Last2025cel]

Your acronym should be made into FKHHV for consistency.

 

[superpsycho]

FAKHHVHBIJJCTDTMHMSSWDFW: THE ONLY PERMAVIRGIN TRUECELS

Friendless Acquaintanceless Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin Weak Beauty-less Incel Joyless Jobless Crippled Timid Demented Thirsty Momless Hapless Meaningless Sad Second-class Weak Demoralized Fucked-up Wizard

 

[ItsOverMan]

FLKHHV is the new most extreme category of incel:

You are a FRIENDLESS KISSLESS HAND HOLDLESS VIRGIN.
ON TOP OF BEING KHHV YOU DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS.

A lot of different incels really overestimate what it means to be a friend, or rather, they think they are friends with someone, when it's probably more likely they just think of you as an acquaintance.

Here's how I would define a friend, ask yourself these things if the person in question is actually a friend, because he may actually just be an acquaintance that you overestimate to be a friend, or even worse, a FAKE friend:

1. Would your friend humiliate you to increase his own status? You should be able to be a flawed imperfect human around a friend, you should be able to trust them not to humiliate you behind your back just so that they increase their own social status. This excludes 90% of people you probably thought are friends. NEWS FLASH, a person who enjoys humiliating you is no friend.
2. Is there a sense of mutual respect? The power balance should feel reciprocated. If you text something, does he respond? If you invite him, does he come? Does he tell you if he's gonna be late? Does he ever invite you or do anything to make the friendship not feel like you are putting all the work in? A friendship should feel like a safe game of pingpong that's always being played.
3. Does the person make you safe? It should feel right that among a crowd of strangers that you'd probably enjoy spending time with this person the most unless some bitch is there and she wants to suck your dick (unlikely). You should personally enjoy spending time with a friend, because they offer a sense of shared belonging or stability in your life. You should be able to meet with a friend IN REAL LIFE, because you TRUST them. If you aren't willing to meet someone you talk to on discord then they aren't a friend.

The reality is that a lot of incels can't even have friends because everyone that we let into our lives just wants to use us or humiliate us in some way so they are able to pivot to higher status friends.

I'm FLKHHV. I haven't had a friend in 27 years (I'm well over age 35, don't want to post my exact age). But I have super terrible social anxiety disorder and it's really hard to interact with someone or even just to say "hi" to a neighbor. I'm a hermit because of this. If I'm walking down the sidewalk and someone is coming toward me I really badly want to cross the street to avoid passing them so I don't have to speak (in the unlikely scenario they say something to me)...if they don't speak to me then it still feels awkward passing someone and not speaking.

 

[ItsOverMan]

FAKHHVHBIJJCTDTMHMSSWDFW: THE ONLY PERMAVIRGIN TRUECELS

Friendless Acquaintanceless Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin Weak Beauty-less Incel Joyless Jobless Crippled Timid Demented Thirsty Momless Hapless Meaningless Sad Second-class Weak Demoralized Fucked-up Wizard

Also Danceless and Touchless

 

[Autistic Uggo]

I think most trucels will eventually find themselves in a state of friendlessness. It just happens to some sooner than others. Some lose them after college. Some lose them after school. Some of us — god forbid — never make any real friends.

As an incel, it's only inevitable for your friends to outgrow you and see you as a social liability. They will either drop you like a rock or become your bullies. Nobody wants to be friends with ugly, sexless losers. It's like a law of nature.

 

[Sir Silentium]

have you met anyone in real life though? if they wont be willing to meetup in person they arent a real friend.

Yes, multiple times. But there are some users that live a fair distance away that isn't very practical to meet up in person. :

Chigga and I cooking together (.is meetup)

.is meetup - @InvoluntaryChigga Noodles + egg + beef jerky + spicy sauce

incels.is

Me and Silentium getting mogged in the rain together

@Sir Silentium brutal weather pill

incels.is

 

[Sir Silentium]

Agreed, its better to vent here with people who understand - rather than bottling our problems.

100%, that's one of the primary reasons I eventually made an account here too.

Spicy take, but if you can't make friends (even with other incels) - you are the problem.

I agree, to an extent at least. I won't name anyone in particular but there are some users here who are extremely sarcastic, or do over-the-top levels of trolling; who would probably be similar in real life too.

How's you day going bro?

I'm doing good thanks, just woke up. Got some uni work I got to get done today (split screening .is of course).
How have you been?

 

[Aventador]

I'm doing good thanks, just woke up. Got some uni work I got to get done today (split screening .is of course).
How have you been?

Iv'e been alright, nothing too special on my part. Good to hear you keep studying bro, Im rooting for you!

 

[Sir Silentium]

Iv'e been alright, nothing too special on my part. Good to hear you keep studying bro, Im rooting for you!

Ok thank you bro

 

[Solid State]

I did have a friend-group in college, but I basically got kicked to the curb after we graduated as they had all collectively decided that I had become a third-wheel and a detriment to their more "serious" relationships after they had started pairing off and having kids.

 

[Enigmaz]

Foids and jews are to blame for this crisis. I know I know. Hear me out. All normies are indoctrinated from a young age to think a certain way and that certain way is to basically adopt some of the terrible qualities foids possess. Like lookism, gossiping, attention seeking, and hyping up foids and chads.

Because of that normies are inherently unfriendable to incels like you and me. I'm better off actually not having friends in the state the worlds at right now.

 

[4sez]

Foids and jews are to blame for this crisis. I know I know. Hear me out. All normies are indoctrinated from a young age to think a certain way and that certain way is to basically adopt some of the terrible qualities foids possess. Like lookism, gossiping, attention seeking, and hyping up foids and chads.

Because of that normies are inherently unfriendable to incels like you and me. I'm better off actually not having friends in the state the worlds at right now.

 

[subindian]

FLKHHV is the new most extreme category of incel:

You are a FRIENDLESS KISSLESS HAND HOLDLESS VIRGIN.
ON TOP OF BEING KHHV YOU DONT EVEN HAVE FRIENDS.

A lot of different incels really overestimate what it means to be a friend, or rather, they think they are friends with someone, when it's probably more likely they just think of you as an acquaintance.

Here's how I would define a friend, ask yourself these things if the person in question is actually a friend, because he may actually just be an acquaintance that you overestimate to be a friend, or even worse, a FAKE friend:

1. Would your friend humiliate you to increase his own status? You should be able to be a flawed imperfect human around a friend, you should be able to trust them not to humiliate you behind your back just so that they increase their own social status. This excludes 90% of people you probably thought are friends. NEWS FLASH, a person who enjoys humiliating you is no friend.
2. Is there a sense of mutual respect? The power balance should feel reciprocated. If you text something, does he respond? If you invite him, does he come? Does he tell you if he's gonna be late? Does he ever invite you or do anything to make the friendship not feel like you are putting all the work in? A friendship should feel like a safe game of pingpong that's always being played.
3. Does the person make you safe? It should feel right that among a crowd of strangers that you'd probably enjoy spending time with this person the most unless some bitch is there and she wants to suck your dick (unlikely). You should personally enjoy spending time with a friend, because they offer a sense of shared belonging or stability in your life. You should be able to meet with a friend IN REAL LIFE, because you TRUST them. If you aren't willing to meet someone you talk to on discord then they aren't a friend.

The reality is that a lot of incels can't even have friends because everyone that we let into our lives just wants to use us or humiliate us in some way so they are able to pivot to higher status friends.

most of my "friends" are fake. i still hang out with them because i would otherwise go insane. there is never mutual respect i do be the one putting in all the work and get blamed for anything at the slightest fuck up (sometimes even for things i dont do)

the only real friends i can claim i have are the two donnies i hang with at the pub every now and then who are decades older to me and often give me life advice and complain about sending money back to zagreb

 

[Oldcel_Narutofan]

I have never had even a single friend, even when i was a kid.

i was chad in primaryu school

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Foids and jews are to blame for this crisis. I know I know. Hear me out. All normies are indoctrinated from a young age to think a certain way and that certain way is to basically adopt some of the terrible qualities foids possess. Like lookism, gossiping, attention seeking, and hyping up foids and chads.

Because of that normies are inherently unfriendable to incels like you and me. I'm better off actually not having friends in the state the worlds at right now.

no truer words have been said

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Also Danceless and Touchless

dont even get me started on dance. the idea of dance is so humiliating it makes me want to commit jihad

 

[incel3roar]

If you have actual friends (not normies using your subhumanity to feel better about themselves), you might be fakecel tbh

Its true

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Also Danceless and Touchless

Tbh

 

[ItsOverMan]

If you have actual friends (not normies using your subhumanity to feel better about themselves), you might be fakecel tbh

 

[garrett]

I have never had even a single friend, even when i was a kid.