Cuz I will never be able to reproduce despite me wanting to, I will jizz into a container, break into a sperm donor bank at night and replace all of the chads jizz with mine and den the average intelligence of da next population increases and along with that at some point the live child will do a DNA test and realise im the dad and then I can legally take custody of him and it's happy days.
s/ incase u didn't know
