I am the Great Burden of North America. I am subhuman garbage. I am in my 20s yet I've accomplished nothing. I am a low IQ failure. I cannot get a job. I am too low IQ ti get my license. My parents get mad that they have to constantly take me to and fro. I was captured and subdued by Agony and Dr. Pain Eternal. Sorrow has beaten me until my tears flowed. Indeed, I am stuck inside The Great Despair. There is no exit. Yes, it is I, The Great Burden of North America.
