The genetic lottery is such a fucking joke

[never began]

when you were a sperm you were faster then literal millions of your kind, you outpaced Napoleon 2, 300 different would be gigachads, and thousands of top tier athletes. For what? For us to rot in this fucking forum, I would gladly trade places with them. I wouldn't have to suffer, and maybe the world could be a better place. I wish there was a costumizer screen because your birth but asking for a happy fucking life is too much

 

[Diddy]

You're overestimating your overall gene pool. Also you weren't the fastest, the egg chose you.

The egg decides which sperm fertilizes it

There is ample evidence to show that as millions of human sperm cells swim towards a waiting ovum or egg, only one gets to fertilize it. Now, a new study shows that even though the fastest and most capable sperms reach the ovum first, it is the egg that has the final say on which sperm...

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[never began]

You're overestimating your overall gene pool.

Unlike most of yours my parents aren't abominations. I literally just rolled badly.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

when you were a sperm you were faster then literal millions of your kind, you outpaced Napoleon 2, 300 different would be gigachads, and thousands of top tier athletes. For what? For us to rot in this fucking forum, I would gladly trade places with them. I wouldn't have to suffer, and maybe the world could be a better place. I wish there was a costumizer screen because your birth but asking for a happy fucking life is too much

I've thought about this too, how did I ever beat all those other sperm. And all that effort and resources into raising me just to be wasted on making an incel.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

You can try a re-roll but there's an uncertain chance you'll get a no reincarnation penalty.

 

[DenHaag]

The fact that we were born and survived this long is winning the lottery by the odds.

If my roll happened in the Dark Ages, I'd be dead at birth or very early childhood.