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In the USA we have something called the 2nd amendment which is a federal law that grants all US citizens the right to own firearms (unless you're a felon or some shit like that). A common criticism of the 2nd amendment is that it was written into law when firearms were just muskets and old fashioned pistols. Some people argue that it shouldn't apply to modern firearms due to high capacity mags and high powered rifles. Like the founding fathers were not imagining modern firearms when they made that law :feelshehe:

Anyways we also have the 19th amendment which basically gives foids the right to vote. I just saw a post arguing that lawmakers didn't imagine modern women when they wrote the 19th amendment into law. Just fucking lol. I'm stealing that :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
:feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: That's pretty funny
 
19th amendment was an added amendment to the constitution. The 2nd amendment is included in the bill of rights which CANNOT be fucked with for any reason whatsoever bc otherwise it would deprive basic human rights
 
Thats based as fuck though
 
Very true since at the time women were considered more conservative than men.
 
But when 2nd amendment was made armies also only had muskets, so as armies now have atomic bombs by the coherent logic I am also allowed to own one as rule of proportionality
 
But when 2nd amendment was made armies also only had muskets, so as armies now have atomic bombs by the coherent logic I am also allowed to own one as rule of proportionality
I can't argue with that logic. Now give me my own personal nuke :feelsdevil: :dab:
 
Only truth nuke for you
Explosion Truth GIF
 
Oh no it melted my allegedly Reddit ass, now I will have to start hating anime Avis like real puritan grumpy -cels
 

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