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Serious Am not celebrating the 4th of July ever again

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What’s there to celebrate? Being alone and broke and miserable?

Anyway here’s my 5 reasons why I am not celebrating the 250th anniversary of America✡️🐽 🐖🐷 33 🇮🇱💉🧬🧸🏝🕍===✈

1: America is longer a Christian or white nation

2: dumbass kids born to immigrant parents are by law, just as American as me. Yeah you heard that right. An Indian kid born to an immigrant Indian mother and father fresh from New Delhi is just as American as the guy who’s ancestors have been in the country forever generations. So being an American isn’t based on blood or ancestry, Instead it’s based on if your mom birthed you in a hospital on American soil. Yeah fuck this dumbass shit

3: America has turned into a degenerate country evolved around everything we can’t have as incels (sex,money,power,fame,luxury)

4:it’s just an excuse for normies to drink,fuck,speed in their cars and fight each other. Also rich snobs get to show off how great their lives are.

5: there’s literally nothing to celebrate. Celebration involves people, large volumes of people. Guess what? The only other person I interacted with is my mom.
Everyone is a stranger, I don’t have a country.


I just don’t care anymore, I’ll still be alone
 
Nationalism is the most cucked thing you can believe in as an incel.
 
Also forgot to mention all the food here is poisonous
 
The 5th of November is the best holiday. Guy Fawkes night. That man was a fucking hero. The only man who ever entered parliament with honest intentions, a coherent plan, and the means to carry it out.

1. Honest intentions:
FUCK the King. FUCK the politicians. The world would be a better place if somebody blew them off the face of the fucking earth!

2. A coherent plan:
Putting a giant fucking bomb under their ass and detonating it, would be an effective way of blowing them off the face of the earth.

3. The means to carry it out:
I've assembled a giant fucking bomb, HUNDREDS of barrels of gunpowder, and I've already installed it in the basement under their ass right now! All I need is somebody to help light the fuses before the janitor notices and I get ratted out. How much more do you want from me?

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DISCLAIMER:
:feelsEhh: Hi, Officer! I sincerely hope you are not too stupid to understand, that this is English history 101, not some kind of violent online incel threat... right?
SURELY the constabulary has at least a primary education? Open up another bag of cheetos and Google "Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot". It's more interesting than anything you will read on here.
 
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The 5th of November is the best holiday. Guy Fawkes night. That man was a fucking hero. The only man who ever entered parliament with honest intentions, a coherent plan, and the means to carry it out.

1. Honest intentions:
FUCK the King. FUCK the politicians. The world would be a better place if somebody blew them off the face of the fucking earth!

2. A coherent plan:
Putting a giant fucking bomb under their ass and detonating it, would be an effective way of blowing them off the face of the earth.

3. The means to carry it out:
I've assembled a giant fucking bomb, HUNDREDS of barrels of gunpowder, and I've already installed it in the basement under their ass right now! All I need is somebody to help light the fuses before the janitor notices and I get ratted out. How much more do you want from me?

***

DISCLAIMER:
:feelsEhh: Hi, Officer! I sincerely hope you are not too stupid to understand, that this is English history 101, not some kind of violent online incel threat... right?
SURELY the constabulary has at least a primary education? Open up another bag of cheetos and Google "Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot". It's more interesting than anything you will read on here.
here's the manual on how you can do it in much great detail step by step
 
Nationalism is the most cucked thing you can believe in as an incel.
not at all just because your country doesnt support you as an incel doesnt mean you cant be nationalistic it will make your life better and vice versa the opposite will make your life worse that is of course not if you are an americuck or a british where your goverment cares more about indians than you but you should still be nationalistic just for the past version of the country
 
The original reason why July 4th was celebrated has been forgotten and has been replaced with be a whore for a day for women.
 
The original reason why July 4th was celebrated has been forgotten and has been replaced with be a whore for a day for women.
Like most Holidays
 
Just another day for stupid women to whore around.
 
The 5th of November is the best holiday. Guy Fawkes night. That man was a fucking hero. The only man who ever entered parliament with honest intentions, a coherent plan, and the means to carry it out.

1. Honest intentions:
FUCK the King. FUCK the politicians. The world would be a better place if somebody blew them off the face of the fucking earth!

2. A coherent plan:
Putting a giant fucking bomb under their ass and detonating it, would be an effective way of blowing them off the face of the earth.

3. The means to carry it out:
I've assembled a giant fucking bomb, HUNDREDS of barrels of gunpowder, and I've already installed it in the basement under their ass right now! All I need is somebody to help light the fuses before the janitor notices and I get ratted out. How much more do you want from me?

***

DISCLAIMER:
:feelsEhh: Hi, Officer! I sincerely hope you are not too stupid to understand, that this is English history 101, not some kind of violent online incel threat... right?
SURELY the constabulary has at least a primary education? Open up another bag of cheetos and Google "Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot". It's more interesting than anything you will read on here.
Except on 5th of November we ritually burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes to death as punishment for trying to blow up Parliament.
 
What’s there to celebrate? Being alone and broke and miserable?

Anyway here’s my 5 reasons why I am not celebrating the 250th anniversary of America✡️🐽 🐖🐷 33 🇮🇱💉🧬🧸🏝🕍===✈

1: America is longer a Christian or white nation

2: dumbass kids born to immigrant parents are by law, just as American as me. Yeah you heard that right. An Indian kid born to an immigrant Indian mother and father fresh from New Delhi is just as American as the guy who’s ancestors have been in the country forever generations. So being an American isn’t based on blood or ancestry, Instead it’s based on if your mom birthed you in a hospital on American soil. Yeah fuck this dumbass shit

3: America has turned into a degenerate country evolved around everything we can’t have as incels (sex,money,power,fame,luxury)

4:it’s just an excuse for normies to drink,fuck,speed in their cars and fight each other. Also rich snobs get to show off how great their lives are.

5: there’s literally nothing to celebrate. Celebration involves people, large volumes of people. Guess what? The only other person I interacted with is my mom.
Everyone is a stranger, I don’t have a country.


I just don’t care anymore, I’ll still be alone
America is the only patriarchal society left so appreciate America as jewel and gem among the shit of European socialism
 
Except on 5th of November we ritually burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes to death as punishment for trying to blow up Parliament.

Yea, you're doing it completely the wrong way around. But then most English seem to be VERY obedient little statists.
 
More like 4th of jew lie. The most goyim holiday of all
 
Yea, you're doing it completely the wrong way around. But then most English seem to be VERY obedient little statists.
It's sad. I don't participate in it personally because it's for normies and I like Guy Fawkes. I don't think most normies even think about it -- it's just a silly event for them. The symbolism of the ritual burning to death of Fawkes' effigy isn't something they even recognise as being statist propaganda. They just go for the hecking fireworkerinos and burgers.

But yeah, 5th of November isn't celebrating Fawkes in the slightest and never has.

For reference
 
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