Last year I got drunk with some friends and we decided to go to a strip club (because drunk). Ended up getting a lap dance from some 20 y/o 9/10 (I was 23 at the time) and felt her up like you do in the grand theft auto games. While being dry fucked for a solid 20 minutes, we were talking and she asked if I cared if she already had a kid, and I lied and said no. She asked for my snapchat, but I didn't have one because paranoid and don't use social media. She ended up offering her number. Forgot to save the number after typing it in (because drunk/nervous virgin). Was probably one of the most bewildering experiences of my life.
What's the closest you've come to "making it"?
What's the closest you've come to "making it"?
